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The only reason for allowing women in combat units.
her panties didn’t look khaki.
Most popular ride in Tanzania Funland.
You have to pay for a ticket to do all the work.
Ahhhh … more cultural enrichment …
melanin-go-round
We don’t deserve ’em.
Some of us do. And dogs too!
Not one ham sandwich was served.
BLTs for everyone.
Rickable regs.
Rickable clotch too I’ll bet.
I’d leave my wife, my job, my…….
Would you also take the “vaccine”?
There ain’t enough money or pussy to make me take that death jab.
There’s my Red Rider BB gun all wrapped up under the tree on Xmas morning. Oh Yeah!
WTF? Billy Crystal and ‘My Giant’?
I’ll allow it.
W.T.F?
WTF cubed…
‘Transitioning odor’….
**droollllllll…..***
I don’t know what that’s called recipe wise, but you KNOW that’s good !
Makin’ them work for the handicapped parking tag…
“Bow ye to the new icon of feminine pulchritude,” or in common vernacular, “Holy shit! Look at that!”
Yes. She’s a nice Christian girl. Please, no lewd comments about her.
Now there’s an animal that will fuck some shit up.
No concept of the word ‘NO’.
When accompanied with a 2 x 4 they do.
I started spraying them with vinegar when they come to eat the cats’ food. Now, they run as soon as they see me. Miserable vermin. Not allowed to shoot ’em; population density.
Does that make this a Nova?
Yummy.
WOW! Black Tape Project.
Double yummy.
The transformation is almost complete. We’ve gone from a Constitutional Republic to a Matriarchal Cuntocracy. The next war will be some unknown horde of 3rd world Huns being routed by the American Charge-of-the-light-in-the-Loafers-Brigade with heels clicking furiously and their mascara running with sweat, further maligning their already hideous countenances. I feel sorry for the ones foolish enough to take us on.
“Light in the loafers brigade…” Love it!
Does that mean the redhead is sexy?
Redhead women are bad luck.
Fine, down vote me. You’ll find out.
I posted at the very top but it somehow wound up here. Had nothing to do with redheads. But, hey, Friday Fail!
I must have areola imagination syndrome.
She needs to spend some time in a cool rain shower.
The look you get when you offer her the steak in the pic above…
What kind of look do you get when you offer her a tube steak??
Fuck off, bubbles.
I’m sorry my dear, but I’m going to have to pull the plug on your fun.
More junk mail!
Best graffiti I ever saw was in a campus men’s room above the toilet paper dispenser:
Liberal Arts Degrees
Take One
Obviously the mailperson failed reading comprehension.
Still trying to figure out how that’s a Friday Fail. 🙂
Can’t possibly eat it all….
…Like to try.
Did you get any? FF
She got laid that night Fer shure.
Isn’t that crop top suppose to be spelled T I T S?
The spelling is what you noticed?
Namastes.
Gee, I wonder why Africa never seems to prosper.
M’Butu says, to use the water, you must first kill the water snake!
You’re an 8, him, a -1
I tired this with a hundred nickels, and she was not impressed.
You’re
And, the price of oil just went up again