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Ever notice female skaters have such nice bums?
…and built-in face plant protection. (some do)
Better to do a triple-axle with a soalchow follow.
101 proof! Pour me a few ounces, barkeep.
I’ll trade you my 2017 Corolla LE straight up.
The wraith
It’s still a Dodge.
Aside from the telltale starter sound, what’s the problem?
Haters gonna hate….
Now that’s a Dodge!
I can see Carradine from here.
Poor Phil from Bustednuckles.net
Apparently she didn’t want his thumb up there.
No thumbs needed.
Amber gets around.
10. 75% of Democrat voters are illegals.
113% of illegals vote democrat
100% of patriotic legal Americans should avoid Komifornia.
All working hard (with my blessings) on collapsing this fucktard government.
100% of dead people vote demonrat.
You limited yourself to what was found on your plate?
Check your privilege.
As my dear old Dad used to say, you may be able to out run the car, but you won’t out run the radio.
All you have to do is break sight contact.
Passing a stopped patrol car at 60mph, it is almost impossible to get a licence number.
At 120, it is not even plausible.
And you are overdriving any SMD detection you may have.
So don’t brake.
By the time the patrol car starts and gets to 60, you are 2 miles ahead of him.
And you are still going twice as fast.
On the coasts, you have easily broken sight contact.
Take the next exit, find a cafe, and stop for lunch.
If the officer finds you, or stops you later when you return to the freeway, act surprised, but do not challenge any any allegations.
Merely mention that you just got on the freeway after having lunch at cafe X.
If he cites you, you fight it.
There is no way he can plausibly assert that you are the same vehicle that sped by him, then disappeared from his view.
Good fun.
In the midwest or the deserts, not so much.
Sightlines are dozens of miles.
This works, until there are two 18-wheelers side by side just around the bend doing 55 and blocking your path. Then you’re fucked.
Shithead
If he’s gay; fuckhead.
Uh……..Beavis?
Enis is his last name…I think his first starts with a p…his friends just call him glans
Cameljoe?
Nicknames?
Deck with ears
Dickhead
Grazed and confused
A stick kick into a stick dick.
My condiment onion rings now have a condiment of their own.
Wrap it in bacon and deep fry it, and you’ve got a proper Scotch Egg. Delicious.
You have to try deep fried deviled eggs, Squid Ink Electric Eats in Mobile AL. Nothing better!
Food and a conspiracy helmet all in one.
How are veg’s going to handle eating bugs?
Proof that another critter tastes like chicken.
To stay away from idiots you’d have to own your own island.
A lake in a national forest works.
The only cat I’d buy a beer…..
Some auto porn: https://www.shelbyamericancollection.org/
Says the man who got elected because his dad stuffed ballot boxes; and the man who was instrumental, along with Johnson, in blocking Eisenhower’s Civil Rights Act then Johnson, without nary a change, signed it under his own administration.
Not to mention escalated the Vietnam War and left the Cuban patriots stranded at the Bay of Pigs.
I read in Meyer Lansky’s autobiography that JFK had ’em lined up in Lansky’s Riviera in Havana, notorious womanizer.
Wonder which school they’re going to shoot up next.
Can we please lock Biden and Harris in the cone of silence?
I prefer cement shoes.
Or get shot by our gov’t with rubber bullets.
nothin quick about it. ongoing a century and a half.
the democrats were right
They were a different species back then …
Ann Coulter’s column this week was aimed at the stupidity of blacks in their near-unanimous record of voting for democrats.
1964 was the Civil Rights Act — meant to enable blacks to have somewhat better lives … it was followed in 1965 by the opening of our southern border — which was meant to take everything from blacks that had been given to them previously …
https://vdare.com/articles/ann-coulter-the-great-replacement-switcheroo-replacing-blacks-with-immigrants
The record for the longest filibuster goes to U.S. Sen. Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, who spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes against the Civil Rights Act of 1957, according to U.S. Senate records.
Thurmond began speaking at 8:54 p.m. on Aug. 28 and continued until 9:12 p.m. the following evening, reciting the Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights, President George Washington’s farewell address and other historical documents along the way.
Thurmond was not the only lawmaker to filibuster on the issue, however. According to Senate records, teams of senators consumed 57 days filibustering between March 26 and June 19, the day the Civil Rights Act of 1957 passed.
It was blocked initially as the Civil Rights Act was Eisenhower’s push. Kennedy and Johnson successfully blocked it then under a Demoncrat Congress. After a Republican Congress during Johnson’s Admin passed almost the exact same bill, he signed into law, thus fooling blacks and claiming that “those N****rs will vote demoncrat for the next 200 years.” He seems to have been correct.
Pan seared wins again
Angels
When I go hunting my dog brings the dead birds back to me.
On the very last pic — clearly that’s not an ultrasonic bird, so of course it wasn’t repelled.
maybe hypersonic? Russian, even?
I want a medium ham & pineapple with extra tits, please.
How many extra tits??3…5…?
I’m looking real close and see a pizza left tit and a pizza right tit.
How the hell did the CIA take a picture of my imagination?
Moons over Miami.
now that’s my kinda school. I was always good at multiple choice?
I’ll never see sand dunes the same way again.
Nice – an even dozen.
You counted the humps as well, Did you do division or multiplication?
ass-wave propagation theory proven.
12 booties x 2 cheeks = 24…. 12 young lovelies x 2 boobs each =24 I like math.
I don’t ski, but I’d take that moguls challenge.
I lost count….several times.
Klepto the dog was very unpopular at the local skate park.
If you look really hard, you can see a burger with cheese and a bun.
Is that what Joe meant about a 9mm blowing out a lung?
Rabid moose have become a problem of late due to global warming and gender identity issues.