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What will you do to celebrate Juneteenth, which falls in a far less important holiday of Father’s Day? Kind of ironic that a black holiday falls on Father’s Day, when over 70% of black kids grow up without a father in the house.

Does your employer give you off for Juneteenth?

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113 Comments
AKJohn
AKJohn
June 18, 2022 2:27 pm

Not in this lifetime. It’s a fake, commie libtard holiday.

Warren
Warren
  AKJohn
June 18, 2022 8:41 pm

It’s fathers day for the black folk.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Warren
June 19, 2022 8:15 am

What is the definition of chaos?
.
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.
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.
. Father’s Day in Harlem.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  AKJohn
June 19, 2022 2:40 am

Which is why the (((FEDGOV))), State Gov’s and almost all local Gov’s give (((Juneteenth))) off, with pay….for those on “workfare” duty.
Our tax dollars, hard at work, yet again….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 18, 2022 2:30 pm

Whatever slavery was supposedly ended on that date, it was fully re-imposed in 1913 in a more “benign” yet insidious form.

THX1138
THX1138
  MrLiberty
June 18, 2022 2:56 pm

“benign” yet insidious form. and more inclusive, too!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
June 18, 2022 7:11 pm

Fukin’ “A”

Ghost
Ghost
June 18, 2022 2:37 pm
Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Ghost
June 18, 2022 3:08 pm

This guy is great.

Ghost
Ghost
  Ghost
June 20, 2022 2:30 pm

This is an ironic news story regarding the Juneteenth celebration in DC.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 2:38 pm

Fried chicken, watermelon, cold malt likker, some Kools and watch Superfly, Sanford and Son re-runs with a little Moms Mabley thrown in. Auntie likes an old-fashioned Juneteenth.

Don’t sound bad, do it?

Melty
Melty
  Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 2:45 pm

Collards and neckbones you poser.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Melty
June 19, 2022 2:41 am

And don’t forget the pickled pigs feet, y’all…

Ghost
Ghost
  Melty
June 19, 2022 7:18 am

What about the chitlins?

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 2:57 pm

Hilarious!

Years back, the DJs on a Pittsburgh rock station did a skit about a new Caddy model: the “Snoop’DeVille”.

Had cup holders big enough for a “45”, bulletproof glass and various other amenities favorable to a particular segment of the population.

I loved Sanford and Son, though.

another Doug
another Doug
  Just Thinking
June 18, 2022 9:02 pm

Don’t forget chitlins with your collards.

bucknp
bucknp
  Just Thinking
June 18, 2022 10:56 pm

Sanford and Son was “it” …and All In The Family. I don’t know, people are too damned serious anymore.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  bucknp
June 19, 2022 8:18 am

We are afraid to joke about ourselves anymore.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  bucknp
June 19, 2022 9:15 am

In the words of the immortal Fred Sanford to his son Lionel: “Ya big dummy!”

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  bucknp
June 19, 2022 8:20 pm

The Jeffersons.
George brought home a watermelon in a bowling bag.
Louise: “But you love watermelon.”
George: “Yes, but I don’t want the neighbors to know that.”

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  Nonny Moose
June 19, 2022 8:20 pm

We have lost so much.

DFJ150
DFJ150
  Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 7:08 pm

You forgot the purple drank.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  DFJ150
June 18, 2022 11:25 pm

NightTrain.

Woo Woo!

bucknp
bucknp
  Aunt Acid
June 20, 2022 1:33 pm

Wasn’t there one called Soul Train?

bucknp
bucknp
  Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 10:40 pm

Hey, it’s Schlitz malt liquor. I drank some when it was not “too bad” , ’70’s I guess. Duh Schlitz malt liquor bull. Lots of babies born.

Watermelon, yeah boy, Crimson Sweets will be the “talk of the town” ’round these parts , four mo weeks. A bargain at $8 each…ORGANIC!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  bucknp
June 18, 2022 11:24 pm

Nothing beats a roadside produce stand/truck watermelon on a fine summer’s day. Don’t forget some peaches and strawberries. The squash and corn look perfect and with little fire will delight the table.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  Aunt Acid
June 19, 2022 8:15 pm

“Roadside produce” around here is just rotting crap from HEB.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
June 18, 2022 10:55 pm

watermelon ain’t ripe yet

bucknp
bucknp
  Anonymous
June 18, 2022 11:35 pm

Fo Mo weeks…

WillyB
WillyB
  Aunt Acid
June 19, 2022 10:57 am

Goin’ down to the welfare office and protest–it’s closed on OUR holiday!

THX1138
THX1138
June 18, 2022 2:54 pm

You gotta be kidding.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
June 18, 2022 3:05 pm

Do I look like a crackhead?

Red River D
Red River D
  Glock-N-Load
June 18, 2022 7:24 pm

Dammit. The pic wouldn’t post and ruined my joke.

motley
motley
June 18, 2022 3:18 pm

Gonna steal something.

Grumpy
Grumpy
June 18, 2022 3:29 pm

June what? Is that a summer version of kwatza or kwaghnza or
In our house we will be observing Father’s day. Funny how this Black Holiday is on Father’s Day when there are so few Black Fathers around. Coincidence?

Iggy
Iggy
June 18, 2022 3:34 pm

Nuggets are born out of wedlock for one reason only welfare!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Iggy
June 18, 2022 7:13 pm

Nuggets?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 2:44 am

Niglets….

49%mfer
49%mfer
June 18, 2022 4:03 pm

I think around my house, we’ll just call it “Father’s Day.”

General
General
June 18, 2022 4:09 pm

A day to celebrate joggers? Hard pass

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  General
June 18, 2022 7:13 pm

Joggers?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 2:43 am

Negroes by their slang name….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 12:16 pm
lamont cranston
lamont cranston
June 18, 2022 4:23 pm

Tom Broughton decided to make Juneteenth a bank holiday – in AL, no less. He’s a far cry from what I remember from the mid-70s. I won’t name the bank that he’s CEO of but you can look it up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 18, 2022 4:28 pm

I love how they portray blacks in advertising. Absolutely hilarious. Of course they have a white wife and are dressed in v neck sweaters lol. Also I’ve noticed that even voice only advertisements feature black voices although they sometimes make them effeminate. Big difference between that and reality for the most part yes there are blacks on the beltway in three piece suits in a Mercedes .

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
June 18, 2022 7:15 pm

In Houston, Whites are absent on the network teevee local news stations.
They are all beaners or niggers
..with a token White thrown in the mix.

Red River D
Red River D
  YourAverageJoe
June 18, 2022 7:27 pm

Move out to the country, Joe.

You’ll feel better.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  Red River D
June 19, 2022 7:22 pm

Jasper is nice this time of year.

Thorhees21
Thorhees21
  YourAverageJoe
June 18, 2022 7:38 pm

The weather persons are white.

Ken31
Ken31
  Thorhees21
June 19, 2022 2:08 am

Meteorology requires vector calculus.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Ken31
June 19, 2022 2:57 am

Hence, why almost all real “weatherpeople” happen to be white men…

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Saxons Wrath
June 19, 2022 8:24 am

“weatherpeople”

It’s “meteorologists”. Anyone can be a “weatherpeople”.
FIFY.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  Ken31
June 19, 2022 7:23 pm

Yes, but the weather chick only requires big tits and a short skirt.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
June 18, 2022 7:58 pm

Same in Tallahassee fl, commie hole capital of Florida.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 8:11 pm

Why would you even watch local news?

bucknp
bucknp
  Anonymous
June 18, 2022 11:04 pm

This is ugly, I should not mention this, yes ugly, recalling ’70s stuff. Had a girlfriend who had a girl friend that dated black guys. Ok, hey, we are white. Really ugly, me, the girl friend of my girlfriend , talking about “manly size”, said she dated blacks because…guess?

So a buddy of mine heard this and said, tell her I’ll give her some big…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 19, 2022 6:33 am

The advertising companies have an agenda.

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  Anonymous
June 19, 2022 12:14 pm

Tonight I’m going to watch the movie “Amazon Woman on the Moon” again. It has this great skit with BB King and David Allen Grier called “Blacks With No Soul”. Too funny movie.

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
June 18, 2022 4:32 pm

My County doesn’t even recognize it as a real federal holiday for county workers.

bucknp
bucknp
  Eyes Wide Shut
June 20, 2022 12:22 am

Hum, all county offices closed here tomorrow.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
June 18, 2022 5:12 pm

My husband got it off. He rolled his eyes. Told management that the company doesn’t observe many holidays so he was surprised to have this one off. 🤣

Hammie
Hammie
  Mary Christine
June 19, 2022 10:48 am

My company won’t give people time off on Veterans’ Day, but they gave time off for this one. Thank GOD, I retired in January. Don’t have to put up pussified nanny management. now I can grumble and blog ’til my heart’s content.

bucknp
bucknp
  Hammie
June 20, 2022 12:28 am

I hear you. All that diversity “training” in the corporate world. Sigh…

ICE-9
ICE-9
June 18, 2022 5:24 pm

A video in honor of hard working African fathers on Juneteenth day. Diversity is our strength!

fujigm
fujigm
June 18, 2022 5:46 pm

Pushing lead downrange.
Target practice.
Just like every weekend.

KaD
KaD
June 18, 2022 6:05 pm

I won’t. It’s a fake holiday to appease a people who never accomplished much of anything on their own.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  KaD
June 19, 2022 8:08 pm

GFY, FNG.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 18, 2022 7:10 pm

Weird deal this year having Father’s Day fall on the bullshit Juneteenth…..which happened June 19, 1865, after 618,000 Americans were slaughtered…1/10 the male population at that time.

I will be thinking of BLM’s gratitude towards these men this Junete…er…Father’s Day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 18, 2022 7:11 pm

No day off, but I wouldn’t be shocked if an email goes out saying something about it.

flash
flash
June 18, 2022 8:04 pm

I don’t speak African gibberish. What day is Juneteenth?

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  flash
June 19, 2022 8:06 pm

It’s a Texas thing. Don’t worry about it, yankee.

flash
flash
  Nonny Moose
June 20, 2022 2:49 pm

Yankee …first I’ve ever been called that, and by a virtue signaling fag too. Hilarious.

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 18, 2022 8:07 pm

I’ll celebrate when the communist are destroyed and we end Reconstruction (The Civil Riots Act of 1964 which discriminates against White males etc with Affirmative Action, Diversity etc).

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
June 18, 2022 8:35 pm

I’ll be celebrating JanSixth…….

Warren
Warren
June 18, 2022 8:40 pm

June 17th is and always will be Bunker Hill Day. That’s what I will be celebrating.

Walter Johnson
Walter Johnson
June 18, 2022 8:41 pm

There’s always someone who didn’t get the word. Don’t celebrate those people, they slow the whole coach down.

PSBindy
PSBindy
June 18, 2022 9:44 pm

I drove from Gary, Indiana, where I was raised, to Houston, Tx to get work on an offshore drilling rig. (Hopefully one NOT on fire.) I’d worked six months or so on a rig in a muddy field the previous year.

Making Houston about midnight and not wanting to spend for a motel only to get up early to put in applications, I slow cruised for a few hours in my old pickup.

Beaumont, Tx was asleep. There was a wooden row-building on the right. A little dilapidated. The kind back home, that would
house pool halls, bars ya could get killed in, and boxing gyms. Upstairs would have been the bowling alley where I set pins for a dime a line when I was a pre-teen.

And on the left? On the left was a ship. Just off the sidewalk. A friggin’ ship! Right there. Like it was parked or something. Well it WAS parked. Parallel parked. I was dumbstruck. No ships parked on the street in Gary. They’da got their hub caps stolen or something.

After maybe a half hour of being awestruck by this parked ship, an old (younger than I am now) black man came down the sidewalk on the building side. “Hey mister. Can a guy get work unloading a ship like this one?” “Sure.” Pointing to one of the doors on the row building he said it was the hiring hall. Be open in two hours. Go inside and have a seat. It was three AM. I went inside.

It looked like a basket ball court without baskets. There were chairs against all four walls.

Sure enough, someone came in through the back and raised the wooden hatch to reveal the business counter.

Told him I’d like to get work unloading a ship. He said put your hat on the painted line closest to the counter. I don’t wear hats. “Will work gloves do?” “Yeah. That’s fine. It’s just to hold your place. You’re first today. You’ll probably get picked.”

Cool. I got work. Seven bucks an hour. Decent. This was 1976 or ’77 Alex Haley’s made up Roots would debut in a few weeks. I got my pilot’s license last year and needed money to blow on plane rental at some small airport.

Within an hour or so there were a few dozen hats on the line behind my gloves.

Some here at TBP have discerned that ol’ Bindy is often a bit slow on the uptake. But even I was beginning to notice a pattern at the hiring hall when I noticed I was the only paleface out of two hundred full Texas Negro longshoremen. Kinda like back in Gary.

It was a segregated hall. Not officially but in fact. Some of you are beginning to see a Juneteenth tie-in. I got picked that day and everyday for the following month because the foremen noticed I was grabbing sacks all day with the best of the made union men.

It was loading the ships. Not unloading. Pallets of flour sacks, one hundred-forty pounds per, were lowered into the hold onto heavy duty dollies which we’d push to the walls and stack from floor level to a few feet over our heads. We teamed up for the highest sacks. When the floor was covered we’d begin a second story of sacks and a third etc. till the hold was full.

The union brothers voted me in as an ‘application man.’ That meant I didn’t have to put my hat on the line. We gonna integrate this bus. Application men were all picked before the first casual men. Had to pay forty dollars. That was a lot cheaper than the three-hundred I paid for a book at the Ironworkers back home, and the work was easier.

When the men began talking about Juneteenth coming up, I found out it was the day the Texas slaves learned about the emancipation proclamation months after it was known in most other parts of the South.

A couple of years later I finally saw Roots. Glad I didn’t have a tv at the time I was in Beaumont. I wouldn’t have shown up the next day or any day after.

And to be fair, I was well treated and accepted in that segregated longshoreman’s local.

It was probably thirty years before I heard of Juneteenth again.

Sort of like Baby’s First Birthday, this was Bindy’s first Juneteenth.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 18, 2022 10:10 pm

By remembering that on the first Juneteenth slavery was still legal in Delaware.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
June 19, 2022 8:39 am

Lincoln didn’t free all the slaves. just in the states that rebelled. Northern states that had slaves kept their slaves. Oh, and the Indians that had slaves kept them also.

PSBindy
PSBindy

Glad to read the slaveholding by Indians. (Feather not dot) It’s seldom mentioned. They enslaved each other too, before the European showed up.

I’ve mentioned here, several times, the Slave Graveyard in Oklahoma City.

The Cherokee were allowed to take their property on the “Trail of Tears.”

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  PSBindy
June 19, 2022 12:25 pm

The Trail goes right thru Cedartown, GA.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  Cedartown Mark
June 19, 2022 1:17 pm

Is there a plaque in Cedartown mentioning the African property the Indians forced to march?

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose

Lincoln was a war criminal.
He deserved his fate.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
June 18, 2022 10:34 pm

FUCK JUNETEENTH.
FUCK THE THE WHOLE LOT OF EM.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 18, 2022 10:53 pm

By working like a nigger

Leah
Leah
June 18, 2022 11:11 pm

It’s Juneteenf. FIFY. I’ll be eating cheese and crackers and drinking jagermeister, which I could do on any given Sunday. Here’s how (they) would like us to.

https://www.waysideyouth.org/2020/06/18/10-things-we-want-white-people-to-do-to-celebrate-juneteenth/

bucknp
bucknp
  Leah
June 18, 2022 11:54 pm

jagermeister, yikes , never mind. Enjoy.

Leah
Leah
  bucknp
June 19, 2022 12:53 am

Plan to.

bucknp
bucknp
  Leah
June 20, 2022 12:40 am

I’ll probably just ice down some Shitz Malt Liquor. Or maybe a bottle of Thunderbird. I don’t think liquor store employees get the day off. Probably be lots of drinking going around.

Leah
Leah
  bucknp
June 20, 2022 12:52 am

Cheers

nkit
nkit
  Leah
June 19, 2022 12:14 am

I’m in Leah… leave a light on…

Leah
Leah
  nkit
June 19, 2022 12:59 am

Funny you say that nkit…I have a light that won’t turn off and it’s perplexing my landlord. I will be listening to the Sunday Morning Classics, too. That’s a given.

Leah
Leah
  Leah
June 20, 2022 12:51 am

Thanks, downer, with a side of middle finger to you.

bucknp
bucknp
June 18, 2022 11:29 pm

Too many “holidays” regardless. Just remember (some “hate” that, only an expression)…

Leah
Leah
  bucknp
June 19, 2022 12:37 am

This song gave me the creeps when it came out. Now, idgaf. They are watching and don’t care if you know.

bucknp
bucknp
  Leah
June 20, 2022 12:54 am

Yeah, it is weird. Working the hardware store this song played at least 4-5 times each day in the musical rotation. Customers need music. Took me a while to figure out what the song was saying. All I could hear was” somebody’s watching me” which in the world of surveillance on steroids was actually giving me a complex with the cameras all over the joint and likely I WAS being watched!

I thought it would have been cool , seeing as I’m still a bit ornery with all the crap going on everywhere, that dropping my pants and shooting the red eye at one of those cameras…probably have landed in jail.

Con-vid1984
Con-vid1984
June 19, 2022 1:49 am

I don’t know, maybe try playing the knock out game

VOWG
VOWG
June 19, 2022 6:47 am

The same way I celebrate the other made up black christmas holiday. I don’t.

Winchester
Winchester
June 19, 2022 8:36 am

You mean COON-teenth.

WDS
WDS
June 19, 2022 9:25 am

Juneteenth, as real as….. Kwanzaa.

The other only reason to celebrate 6/19, aside from Father’s Day is that it’s
the day two commie sympathizers were given the shocks of their traitorous
lives. Burn in Hell Ethel & Julius.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
June 19, 2022 5:22 pm

I can’t think of a more egregious example of cultural appropriation.
Juneteenth is a Texas thing. A black, Texas thing. Let ’em have their thing.

Fucking white libtard assholes make me want to puke.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
  Administrator
June 19, 2022 8:00 pm

John Cardillo can eat a bowl of dicks. In my experience, assholes come in all colors and however many genders there are. Some of the finest people I know happen to be black. GFY.

flash
flash
  Administrator
June 20, 2022 2:40 pm

Africans cannot be civilized.

Nonny Moose
Nonny Moose
June 19, 2022 8:23 pm

Fuck all of you haters.

bucknp
bucknp
June 20, 2022 1:45 pm

It’s duh Shitz Malt Lickher Bull Day. Gots me some Shitz in the one quart bottle, 2 dolla , 15 sense plus duh Lowsiana state lickher tax. Shitz is rite. 😩