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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 1:37 pm

She’s been taking diction and walking lessons from Biden.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 1:49 pm

For some reason I’m picturing a gopher dancing right now.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 2:48 pm
Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
  MrLiberty
July 16, 2022 9:03 am

I’m pretty sure that was a cow turd, not a gopher hole.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 1:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:59 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:50 pm

That’s the “Super Douche-Enema” move….right?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  MrLiberty
July 15, 2022 3:29 pm

Barefoot skiers deserve it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Iska Waran
July 15, 2022 5:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Iska Waran
July 15, 2022 5:13 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Iska Waran
July 15, 2022 7:52 pm

Yeah, had a friend who went barefoot skiing in a lake, a small piece of timber got driven up through the bottom of his foot into his leg.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GT Void
July 16, 2022 7:09 am

Ditto. Hit a 2×4. Fucked his foot all up.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
July 15, 2022 5:11 pm

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Empty
Empty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:48 pm

What a power enema.

todd
todd
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 6:11 pm

and he’s gone

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 5:15 pm

Young Belushi.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:49 pm

Olga Corbet did it better.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:42 pm

Crossbar-faced.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 1:58 pm

That’s it chap, chin up!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:02 pm

That’s it chap, chin up!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
July 15, 2022 2:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 5:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 6:21 pm

Inadequate rigging capacity faced

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 6:18 pm

Center of gravity faced

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:41 pm

Parkour Container-faced!

fujigm
fujigm

It appears we are facing an excessive use of the term “faced” that on it’s face appears to be inappropriate, the prima facie evidence being the lack of a face being struck in the referenced fails.

Except for the container.
Dawg is correct.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
July 16, 2022 8:29 pm

Amateurs. Some of us have it, and some of them get palm-faced.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
July 16, 2022 2:25 pm

WTAF?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 5:09 pm

DEAD.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
July 15, 2022 7:23 pm

Guess van go missed the straight ahead arrow and the red yield sign, he’s at fault.
Also dumbass, Im’a gonna turn into big rig traffic, insurance won’t go up cause……he dead.

daniel bjorndahl
daniel bjorndahl
July 15, 2022 2:08 pm

money for a ferrari but not delivery!?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  daniel bjorndahl
July 15, 2022 2:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:20 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:45 pm

Those might keep it busy so it doesn’t fuck all your shit up.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:44 pm

I was rooting for the kid

fujigm
fujigm
  Anon y mous
July 16, 2022 2:37 pm

Not me.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Surely that cat lacerated that bonehead’s leg.
As it should be.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:44 pm

Schadenfreude!

Student of History
Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:15 pm

Someone on another site I visit just posted the following little German music video…
. . . and IMO it’s worthy to repost the link here on FF.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:23 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:25 pm
Creed
Creed
  Colorado Artist
July 16, 2022 11:52 am

Got the old lady too

brian
brian
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:38 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 6:25 pm

Garden gnome level: expert

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:32 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:51 pm

The new ‘Cat woman’?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 2:32 pm

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Mix
Mix
July 15, 2022 2:27 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:32 pm

Yummy

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 6:41 pm

I believe that means good girl in some language.

Student of History
Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 2:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:34 pm

I showed this to my wife, and she put mouth on my hand, but it didn’t excite me at all. What are we doing wrong?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 3:45 pm

She may be frigid….

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 16, 2022 2:42 pm

Clearly you didn’t get your whole hand in her mouth.
That’s where the excitement starts.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
July 16, 2022 3:18 pm

I think she’s dysexlic.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
July 16, 2022 9:39 pm

all the pleasure nerves are in the tips?
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
July 15, 2022 2:53 pm

Beautiful birds but fucking loud.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
July 15, 2022 3:46 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 10:54 pm

You do know what the female of a peacock is?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
July 15, 2022 11:57 pm

peahen–they roamed around the neighbor hood where I used to live.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 4:11 pm

I identify as a gay trans-peacock, and I have to say I’m really horny right now.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Bob P
July 16, 2022 3:19 pm

I identify as a donkey-sexual. My pronouns are hee/haw.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:37 pm

She’s got the price of admission right there on her necklace…..

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  MrLiberty
July 16, 2022 3:20 pm

And she’s sitting on a gold mine.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:17 pm

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:32 pm

Lawdy

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
July 15, 2022 2:59 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:38 pm

Johnny Cash???

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:51 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bad tattoos are the best tattoos.
Nothing says “Complete loser” like a shit tat.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 3:57 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 7:16 pm

I’d like to ask these sad folks how often they key their own car?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 4:41 pm

Not all that bad.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MrLiberty
July 15, 2022 5:49 pm

The Freddy Mercury one…the others are horrible.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
July 15, 2022 7:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 10:21 pm

That is a quality piece of work. But it still belongs on a wall, not on someone’s skin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
July 16, 2022 12:05 am

Indeed.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
July 16, 2022 2:46 pm

Just imagine the beautiful lampshade it would make when you Ed Gein his ass.

Mix
Mix
July 15, 2022 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:27 pm

Okay, darling, let me plug in the Power.

Mix
Mix
July 15, 2022 3:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:29 pm

Wonder what that windmill in the back did to be excluded like that?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 5:16 pm

That one’s AC … the others are DC …

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 6:44 pm

It made a raciss energy joke about coal being black.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
July 15, 2022 8:00 pm

Because it identified as a watermill.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
July 15, 2022 3:39 pm

So an entire oil rig just to power that one propeller for photo ops???

Student of History
Student of History
July 15, 2022 3:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
July 15, 2022 3:19 pm

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Empty
Empty
July 15, 2022 4:45 pm

Ok, the 6th one down; Bill Boner. I’m originally from Nashville and Bill is/was a bonafied self-made, ridiculed embarrassment to himself, those in his circle and the city of Nashville. Look him up if you have nothing more pressing. Bill Boner, former Democrat Mayor of Nashville, TN.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 5:18 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 6:46 pm

Keystone cops go kayaking. LOL

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 5:19 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
July 15, 2022 6:49 pm

BAM!! Dumbfuck overboard!!! What say you Ray J. about that hard gybe. Damn.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

At what moment did he realize that he was going swimming?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
July 16, 2022 7:06 am

Re: The last pic.
Sometimes I feel like my life is….Kick me in the nuts and I’ll give you $20.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
July 17, 2022 2:17 am

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