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Hark, all ye who presume to enter our Friday Fail kingdom. We here are kind-hearted folk who are genuinely welcoming to all races (yes, even Mexicans) and creeds (yes, even towel heads), and, of course, both sexes (yes, even fags). We have noted, however, that our tolerance of all viewpoints has worked to the detriment of our society as loony ideas somehow became mainstream. Therefore, we have started to fight back to protect our heritage. Here on Friday Fail that takes the form of certain proscriptions:
If you have a personal pronoun, your kind ain’t welcome here.
If you think there are more than two sexes (yes, sexes, not genders), your kind ain’t welcome here. By the way, if you’re transgender, that’s your problem; don’t make it ours. And here’s all you need to know; were you born with a dick? If yes, you are male, if no, you are female. Period. And, trans-women, that’s the only period you’ll ever get.
If you take your young children to reading sessions by transgender crackpots, your kind ain’t welcome here . . . oh, do your kids a favour and put them up for adoption.
If you wear a face mask while you’re alone, your kind ain’t welcome here.
If you think it’s fine to kill a fetus right up to the moment of birth, you’re kind ain’t welcome here, but we can recommend an electrifying seat at Folsom Prison.
If you think there’s a climate emergency, your kind ain’t welcome here, and may we suggest you feed yourself to a polar bear to lower your carbon footprint (as if that’s a thing) and help the planet?
If you virtue signal with a Ukrainian flag, your kind ain’t welcome here, and may we suggest you put your money where your mouth is by signing up for the Ukrainian Nazis and get blown up two days later?
If you think there’s such a thing as hate speech that needs to be censored, your kind ain’t welcome here. Go back to your safe space—the Young Turks or similar garbage—to steep in the misery and hatred you relish.
If you are Bill Gates, George Soros, Klaus Schwab, or Tony Fauci, you ain’t welcome anywhere, but you are most welcome to drop dead.
If your job for the CIA/NSA, or their social media/ “fact” checker arms, is to undermine sites like theburningplatform . . . try using your finely-honed decryption skills to decode our message with but one hint: it begins with f and ends with uck off.
As for normal human beings, we cordially invite you to enjoy Friday Fail!
Bob – What about heterosexual trans men? Can we allow them to post pictures of them with their girlfriend? Asking for a friend.
As long as they’re not fat and ugly, yes.
My pronouns are Me,Myself and I. While serving in the USN I transitioned from a boy to a man. There is a climate emergency, my a/c hasn’t shut of in three days, but I am predicting global cooling to start in September. The Polar bear burgers were very tasty. I hope you will allow me to continue to laugh my ass off.
p.s. firetruck off?
If you’ve got pink or blue or green hair — you’re not welcome here …
STILL NO nkit!!!
&ct=g
Nkit is sorely missed…
. . . and I’m running out of anything that remotely could be considered quality.
FF is my favorite end of the week and start of the weekend entertainment.
Late to the party as usual. Maybe this will redeem myself……
One of the most beautiful lingerie models in the world…….Catalina Otalvaro! Enjoy.
Agree.
Maybe this is why the authorities have decided to make petroleum products and chicken prohibitively expensive.
The tar used in the old days was pine pitch heated to a nice bubbly temperature then generously slathered on the bare skin of the miscreant to which feathers were applied. The heated pitch caused severe burns and usually stayed on for a couple of weeks. Just in case anyone manages to catch a swamp creature and gets an idea you may as well do it correctly.
I’ve always been a firm believer in Tar and Feather. Then run out of town at the end of pitch fork.
Mask mandates, jab mandates, church closures, gym closures……
The term “fired” originated at a time when, of the people of your town didn’t like you, they’d run you out of town and “fire” your house!!! I could go for some of that in DC right about now!!!
fire…………hot………..smoke…………smoking hot…….
Waiter, I’ll take one order of melted tits and a diet root beer, please.
They look like that because the heat has soured the milk.
Just as long as you stay away from our property when you’re doing this.
It’s a duck billed platypus
And men, any woman loves it when you ask about her as well. Here are some questions to get the ball rolling:
How big are your bazongas?
Are you fat and/or ugly?
Your hair isn’t pink or blue, is it?
How many dates before sex?
Yes, I’ve met her. It won’t be long until she needs your banking info. Great girl, though.
and what is your favorite password?
don’t be a sucker. she is fishing for your bank account password!
Anybody who gives true answers to those bank questions deserves anything that comes his way.
WTF does the BANK need true answers? And do you really think their “Anonymous?”
Todd snapped the once-in-a-car’s-lifetime picture just before a semi terminated its lifetime, along with Todd’s and Phyllis’s. Services are next Monday.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I did the exact same thing when my car went to 200000.
Mine was 300K, presently sitting at 356,813 determined to hit 400k
What make & model?
Mine is a 2003 Suburban.
or take a video, the pull a screenshot off of the video. I’ve done it with a couple cars that hit mileage milestones.
Perfect, except why is the bottom button needed?
Variety?
for when they hang down to the knees!
36 extra longs.
Joan Rivers when asked about her bra size: “A 32 long”
Believe it or not, but I have seen some that were just too big and would hit the mattress when she was on all fours.
To get some jiggle in them. Up down up down …
To lighten the load if I have to carry her.
Not on Amazon…yet
I’m glad there’s still a mute button. I don’t understand why there’s a minus on the boobs button.
How come that crosswalk isn’t rainbow coloured? Transphobe! Faggotphobe!
I notice the two at the back are staring at the ass in front of them.
At one point, Rep. Dan Bishop (R-NC) challenged Democrats on whether their proposal would ban firearms that are in “common use” in America.
“Would anyone on the other side dispute that this bill would ban weapons that are in common use to the United States today?” Bishop asked, offering to yield to any Democrat who would answer that question.Nadler answered, “That’s the point of the bill.””To clarify, Mr. Chairman, you’re saying it is the point of the bill to ban weapons that are in common use in the United States today?” Bishop followed up.”Yes, the problem is they are in common use,” Nadler said.
…and just like that, in 15 seconds 8 out of 10 bullets hit the perp from a good guy with a gun saving countless lives. Someone should send this video to the Uvalde police department as a training viedo
I hope they send the Uvalde cops to take my guns.
Ruger Mini (either a -14 or a -30). Excellent rifle. Love my Mini-14.
I need a 30 round mag in case the first 29 miss.
This is the size of the hole in a libtards brain….
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkmAqr6DBwaWrFSyWpIuLDefaCxxfv0QOpbg&usqp=CAU
While I agree with what the meme is saying, I’ve shot a ton of 5.56 and never saw it leave a hole that big
Frentanyl was about 81,000 last year.
A friend of mine was the Maintainance Officer for the Rotary Wing at Pax River, and was referred to as the MO. He wasn’t happy when I found out that he was also the Hurricane Officer.
Some one really hates spiders?
Don’t flashers deserve a safe space, too? (I never thought I’d ask that question.)
😂🤣😂
Like behind bars, for instance. No, scratch that. I meant jail. Don’t care to see one behind any bar I go to.
Reconsider that.
There’s nothing like beating down a dirtbag after a night of hard drinking.
Gets the metabolism burning the excess alcohol.
No, prison as it is long term, jail is for short term, I’m told
I’d like to give her a safe space to stay.
That should get the nose running.
I hate those things and want to facepunch anyone that wears them.
Use a battery instead, Joe.
90 amp deep cell outta do it…
Can you imagine the smell?
Then a picture would show him getting fist-faced?
The Man with the Yellow Hat got run over that very afternoon.
https://neonnettle.com/news/19669-top-utah-county-official-under-investigation-for-ritualistic-child-sex-abuse-ring-?
Snopes: False. Dead people cannot fill in the ballots let alone mail them in. Therefore the 2020 election was the most secure ever.
Can dead repubs vote dem?
They ONLY vote dem.
5 out of 4 dead people vote democrat
Today’s “Tunnel of Love” has two guys in it, one just looks like a girl.
Not any of the ones I’ve seen.
And each guy is enjoying the other guys “tunnel of love”.
I sent 20 bucks and all I got was a request for lasagna. I don’t understand.
I see you’ve experienced the evil. Surprised lesson wasn’t learned. Maybe if you send some lasagna you’ll gain clarity.
What a coincidence. My mirror makes me look ten years older, too. I know for a fact I’m not that wrinkly.
Ever notice what you see in the mirror looks unlike what you see in photographs of you?
I can’t see myself in the mirror.
Two old guys were sitting on a park bench when two 80 yr old women came streaking on by. OldEarl says what were those gals were wearing/ Sam says I don’t know but it definitely needed ironing.
But is there an option to poke-e-woman?
Did someone say e-woman? Surprised you seem oblivious such are best avoided.
What if?…….
I’ll just go for the titties ’cause I don’t drink beer.
If they’d substitute the cigarettes for a stripper, it’s a deal.
Who’s smuggles the coke and hos?
I imagine that comes down how well your retirement fund did.
Hunter
Once in a while, I’d insert dimes into expired parking meters if I saw the meter cops approaching. One small way of sticking it to the man.
I just squirt epoxy into the meter slot.
And then move along…
Damned phone hates me today
Why should today be any different?
Pipe cutter ala Cool Hand Luke.
https://www.google.com/search?q=sticking+it+to+the+man+commercial&oq=sticking+it+to+the+man&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l4.14530j1j7&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:24ee964e,vid:paJFtjy9nNg,st:0
would give additional thumb up bc literally made me spit my coffee out on my desk and work papers
Since OSHA was fully behind the vaccine mandates, I think OSHIT was more worried about safety.
And look how much we got done before federal government meddling …
And Darwinism was in full effect.
That’s it from me – apologies if anything I posted was “borrowed” from other contributors to TBP’s other fine pages. (Maybe I’ll find some new goodies to post while the comment section populates with other GREAT stuff.)
Great job, SoH.
Great stuff !!!
file:///C:/Users/redsu/Downloads/wish-liquor-stores-rewards-program-free-bottle.webp
I’d much rather square off against the X-Men than these freaks.
Nope, genetically still men.
Maybe this will help get that shit out of your heads………
The quality of art has been going down for quite a while.
What do you mean I can’t take my car on the subway? This is my emotional support car.
Trifecta fail…
I don’t like this one. It’s goo too much of a bitter finish for me. I like GlenDronach 15 year.
$75 bottle?
and for dessert….
I’d buy that for a dollar.
She’s still hot.
Amateurs. Should have used a multi camera setup. We missed the best part.
Same thing happened to my wife in labor and delivery and she did the exact same fucking thing to me!
Taser?
Both of them screamed in the same high pitch.
…..twisted sense of humor.
Maybe if I knew this guy I would be able to tell if God is punishing him or if He has a twisted sense of humor.
Good lord! That fookin’ hurt me
Been watching for ten minutes and he still does not notice
I understand, buddy; I’m a Blue Jays fan.
Bet she got rid of her on purpose.
She was expressing second thoughts on the three-way anyway.
The new recruit from france. His name is Dumas
Hey, ladies, I may be short but my junk is magically delicious.
Bob- Yeah, his “Lucky Charms” have put a smile on his face that can’t be removed. I give him a 10 for creativity. 🙂
Never heard of an assload. Must be something the gays came up with.
Never had Taco Tuesday?
That’s an assload on Wednesday.
But is it a metric shitload?
Ok, this is really messed up and I will not fall any further than posting this little bad boy I just came across.
Not the female ones.
Gives a whole new meaning to being “pigeon holed”.
I think this is the agent assigned the Hunter Biden case and told, “You better find nothing indictable or say goodbye to your kids.”
And telling everyone to get their second booster like her.
To be fair, this also applies to gay men.
Hey, lady, which aisle are the rubbers in? Looks like you must know.
Well in 70+ years of shopping in you name it, I’ve never run across someone like that.
Interest rate of 116.73%… What could possibly be predatory here?…
That is called the “Native Americans” getting even for past transgressions…
While in lived in the UK during the dot com bust, payday loan companies were being chastised (named and shamed) for charging as much as 6000% interest. This was legal and ultimately at the time the govt said “buyer beware.”
Interest rates don’t matter if you don’t plan on paying it back.
But I needed the $5k to invest in Bitcoin.
I’m gonna be rich!
A Nigerian prince is sending me money so I’m gonna be rich too.
Bob’s wife is dysexlic.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9633994240/hF1249B7D/just-looking-some-kinda-sign-rest-this-year-is-going-be-ok
I take a different approach. I try to take more strokes than any one I am with and tell them that I want to get my money’s worth at these prices.
That’s clever. I like it.
I’m not a golfer, but I appreciate how it’s used by businessmen to assess the character of a potential vendor/client/partner.
Does he lose his temper?
Does he skate the rules?
Does he fudge his score?
Kinda cool when you think of it that way.
Now I’m going to watch Caddyshack for the 757th time.
I must be a pro …. I don’t play at all.
Seems counterproductive.
I usuallly get wood.
This bears repeating….
Repeated baring would better, though.
I think this is the inflight movie….
?w=584
Let’s try a taste test with the eyes……
wow
Hey babe, film me looking skilled and athletic.
Gunwale-faced. Hard!
Gunwale-faced. Hard!
Whoa!!! At least the boat stayed upright.
Miami Beach about 3 am.
I kissed those girls and I liked it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCLzH7BxIw
After receiving $16 billion from the Biden administration, the Ukrainian Navy is back in business.