There is a class of (supposed) Christians know as “charismatic” … which is really code for “fucked-in-the-head“. They are known for “speaking in tongues” …. which is really code for “babbling incoherently like a retarded one year old“. This ends the theological teachings of this article.
Now, let’s get to the funny shit. The fellow playing music in these three split screen videos goes by the name of “Andre”.
He loves to “close caption” musically a lot of what is happening in the American (supposedly) Christian churches, tackling such heady heretical topics as; prosperity gospel, revivalism, and Christian Zionism. In today’s videos he tackles nutjob psychobabble, aka, speaking in tongues.
This is the funniest one. I urge you to watch it. Kenny Dopeland prays for Da Pope …. in tongues. The hilarious part is that you will see an INTERPRETATION of what Kenny is “praying”. If you’re not laughing your ass off, it must be because YOU, sadly and pathetically, are a tongue-believer.
Skip the intro. Kenny starts praying in regyoular English at the 2:50 mark. He switches to tongues at the 3:43 mark, with the “interpretation” in subtitles. Fuuuuuuuny!!
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A female blond bimbo pastor goes ape-shit crazy via Screaming Tongues … and her brain-dead Zombie followers are just eating that shit up. Good thing we are a Christian nation, heh heh, otherwise God would turn those demon worshippers into salt statues. Seriously, what do you think the average IQ is of these people? I say somewhere around 85 – 90.
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More “shabba lu malakona duna dingdong yaka baka choo baka hamada hamada ubina strokina da schiken u fookah” type stuff from Kenny and His Sycophants.
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PS; Now you know why Jesus ain’t coming back. You think he wants to deal with these assholes??
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Stuckmeister, you have lots of free time on your hands……. Delirious!
85 – 90
Feeling generous today Stuck?
The smartest one in the room is probably around 75.
True … but she was singing off-key and couldn’t keep the rhythm …
And the stuff sells. Knew a ‘pastor’ who got a nice house for it, and convinced some followers to work it. His wife did it while lying on the floor, writhing. Don’t know how I kept from laughing.
I remember WT Grant’s traveling Evangelical and Healing Show; sort of reminded me of a Barnum & Bailey Religion Circus. I just don’t think he was a real apostle of Jesus; Lord please forgive me if I’m wrong. I did attend a church service of a preacher from South Africa who I believe was Anointed with the Holy Spirit and gave true Readings and teaching; praise the Lord. Amen.
It sounds like the words to the song “La Bamba” to me.
I think it sounds a bit like native Hawaiian.
Let’s compare. Valens looks a bit like Copeland.
Maybe it was wooly bully.
Thanks Flea but I still hear La Bamba. It is really much clearer in other dipshit tongue speaking TV preachers.
I thought he was doing the Cheyenne from Dances with Wolves.
“Kundalini Warning” by Andrew Strom.
Little know fact: Majority of TV evangelists are hardcore satanist.
I believe it.. name it claim it, word of power, prosperity gospel, your best life now…all demonic and contrary to the Biblical teaching of ” seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness.”
Matthew 16:26
“For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?”
“send me a teaspoon of salt” or send me some cash and I’ll send you some trinket I prayed over or send some seed offering and god will multiply your faith offering a thousand fold miraculously in your life.
More “shabba lu malakona duna dingdong yaka baka choo baka hamada hamada ubina strokina da schiken u fookah” type stuff from Kenny and His Sycophants.
lmao. is that piece of shit still alive? he is a freemason as is the pope, so you know he is raking in the millions from these people. ptl – pass the loot and the lady.
I wouldn’t advise mocking God, real or not.
Who was mocking God?
Copeland, all the way to the bank.
Everyone in these 3 videos except the commenter in the first one.
Real or not mocking?
Which god? Because the jew god is fun to mock, and if he isreal then we’re all fucked anyhow.
false prophets, as simple as that.
Many shall come in my name…
Had me laughing until I couldn’t see straight. Ol’ Kenneth makes about as much sense as “Heels up Harris”. The truly sad and chilling part of this pseudo-Christian debacle is that there are large numbers of sheeple who believe these charlatans are speaking truth. Christians with any discernment at all will run from these false prophets as quickly as they can.
I did get a few chuckles, but it is mostly disturbing. The lady might be a fruitcake, but Copeland probably is demon possessed.
Really Stucky. You can take the worst of any movement and make them look foolish but to tarnish a whole religion because of an outer fringe is something to be expected of liberal progressives.
How did he tarnish a whole religion with that? Make accusations like that but no proof of your argument?
These blasphemers are not anything to do with my religion which is Christianity.
ShouldAboughtAHonda
tradeaforatoyota
Once on the cross was enough thought Jesus, Stucky?
First two were funny. The last one scary. Copeland looked downright demonically possessed.
Charlie coulda’ been a contender.
this one’s pretty demonic too..Crefalo Dollar ( yes his real stage name) dancing on money to “anoint it” and those who throw money at his feet he guarantees prosperity. People actually running up there to throw down their cash.
And people tell me we aren’t the whore of Babylon.
A sucker is born every minute Javelin. Organized religion is a business to part suckers from their $$$$. It is nothing but bad ENTERTAINMENT. TV evangelists are the scums of the satanic acting pool.
The Vatican wrote the book on separating sheep from money with the grandest theater/costumes. Most satanic of them all and head of the Hydra.
I always get Copeland confused with the guy who hired the hooker in New Orleans – Jimmy Swaggart.
Agree, Flea. Demonic possession. Rebuke it in Jesus’ name, always
Stuck=Christian Obsessed
Something something seeker
Sam’s Uncle = Shit For Brains
I’ve prayed in tongues before. Don’t knock it until you try it. Charismatic and all
The issue is fake and fraud…do try to keep up, junior.
Flash- Putin it up his ass is too short for this ride.
Act 2: 6-11: (It’s not supposed to be a bunch of gibberish.)
At this sound, they gathered in a large crowd, but they were confused because each one heard them speaking in his own language. They were astounded, and in amazement they asked, “Are not all these people who are speaking Galileans? Then how does each of us hear them in his own native language?
We are Parthians, Medes, and Elamites, inhabitants of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the districts of Libya near Cyrene, as well as travelers from Rome, both Jews and converts to Judaism, Cretans and Arabs, yet we hear them speaking in our own tongues of the mighty acts of God.”
Not just that, but John 20:29 says “Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.”
I’ve gone round and round with my Pastor about Tongues and Healing etc. Post-Apostolistic-Era . John seems to be agreeing with Paul, who stated that miracles would cease and be done away when the “perfect” (or completed Word of God) had been revealed (1 Corinthians 13:8-10; James 1:25). I think John and Paul’s POINT is that upon completion of The Word, we are supposed to be those who Believe without Seeing, or By Faith, not to put too fine a point on it…..
There’s no evidence of Miracles like *REAL* Healing, Tongues, or Raising from The Dead ever occurring after the last of the Apostles died. All of these Sham Preachers who claim to do such things are nothing but shysters…..
Lourdes would disagree
Flashy NYC bishop robbed in $400K jewelry heist during livestreamed service
A flashy Brooklyn bishop was robbed in the middle of his livestreamed service Sunday when gun-toting crooks accosted him at the podium before fleeing with $400,000 in jewelry, cops said…
On Sunday, Whitehead was in the middle of his sermon at the Leaders of Tomorrow International Ministries in Canarsie around 11:14 a.m. when three masked gunmen burst in, police said.
https://nypost.com/2022/07/24/bandits-rob-brooklyn-bishop-during-live-streamed-service/
And now for….
The Rest of the Story
Whitehead founded his own church when he got out of prison in 2013, and gave himself the title of “Bishop” just two years later. As the leader of this church, it appears as though the charity most favored by Whitehead’s church was Whitehead himself; he regularly drove the church owned vehicles: a Maserati, a $350,000 Rolls-Royce, and a Bentley. His church has over a million online followers, who he regularly urges to vote for politicians that he favors.
Whitehead is also a “community organizer” and has donated large sums to political causes. One politician that he favors is close friend Hizzoner Eric Adams, the mayor of NYC…
It’s obvious what is happening here, at least to me. This guy is a scam artist, a convicted felon, and con man. He is using his fake church to con people out of money, then donating it to politicians so that they will look the other way. This is what community organizing is: criminals donating dirty money to corrupt politicians. If it seems like the criminals are running this country, that’s because they are.
Torquemada did nothing wrong.
While I am reviled by Kenneth Copeland and his ilk, I find it quite amazing that the poster (sticky?) is apparently just as vile, with his condescending judgmental attitude, and with the usual lack of self awareness that all narcissistic people exude.
Whatever, Dick — I think Sticky is pretty funny myself.
Dick?
You don’t have to pay to worship God ,Dick. If you are looking for reverence, you might want to avoid my pal Stucky.
Head ?
He’s just a thinker instead of a blind follower.
Sorry Ricky, the Stucky I know is a would-be Templar who in between publishing scathing attacks on ruling class morality spends his days dreaming about glorious death in battle while running a stone up and down the edge of the broadsword he bought at comic-con. He’s one of us.
OK, Dick, whatever you say.
When you were a little gay boy I bet you were the teacher’s pet type. “Teacher! Teacher! Stucky is looking at my answers!!”. I also bet you were momma’s bitch. “Mommy, mommy! Stucky is touching his carrot again!”. Yeah, you were that kind of pustule.
Now you’re all grown up. Balding, double chin, dim eyes, and a gut that hangs over your belt. Ya got a wife but she looks like a hag (it was the best you could do) and your children look like Rosemary’s Baby. You’re in a dead end job, probably an accountant preparing Widget Daily Use reports, in a windowless 6×8 cubicle waaay down the end of the hall, in the basement. But, hey, they gave you 2 staplers … the crowning achievement in your sad, pathetic, worthless life.
Piss off.. Dick.
Doing a god’s work, no doubt.
Kenneth Copeland, wealthiest US pastor, lives on $7M tax-free estate
The 85-year-old pastor’s house spans 18,000 square feet and is made up of six bedrooms and six bathrooms, located on an exclusive lake community outside Fort Worth.
https://nypost.com/2021/12/17/kenneth-copeland-wealthiest-us-pastor-lives-on-7m-tax-free-estate/
How America destroyed the Gospel.
He can’t be expected to spread the good word if he has a single mother, is broke, grew up in a barn and only owns the clothes he’s wearing….
he’s doing it for jayzuz and to advance the kingdom.
o lord won’t you give me a mercedes benz
my friends all drive porches i must make amends……
The Bible-Thumpers have one big problem. They can’t explain how narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths can be “saved”. So they believe their shit, and the churches of full of those people who just know they’re gonna go to heaven. This is while they wreck other people’s life’s and make a mess of the troubles they stir up in church. So I stay home, and don’t miss dealing with those kinds at all!
This is the fruit of Protestantism.22,000 different organizations interpreting and refashioning scripture to meet their image have nearly destroyed in 500 years what Catholics sacrificing their lives, blood and treasure over 1500 years have built.
#TorquemadaDidNothingWrong
“They can’t explain how narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths can be “saved””
Of course they can, that is what draws them to that kind of religion.
Nothing funny about this.
Devil’s best trick is making people think he does not exist.
A little known fact is that “Yabba Dabba Doo” is speaking in tongues. How do I know?
Simple! The Flintstones & Rubbles attended Bedrock Primitive Baptist.
That’s funny! I don’t care who you are. I’m pretty sure Fleabaggs call that the Church of the Barking Dog? Or was it The Barking Dog Church?
There’s a story behind that but it’s his story to tell.
Oh Ye of little bark, ye bark not because ye ask not. Bark and it shall be done unto thee. Barked down, rebarked together and barking over.
My older sister got caught up in the Vineyard movement which got so crazy the people were barking and growling while singing psalms to the bouncing ball being projected on the wall behind the head screamer. The more and louder one barked indicated ones degree of holiness and being plugged in to the spirit. Also included a large does of name it and claim it.
And it’s those christian zionists that keep mucking up the works … putting neocons in charge of our country and sending enormou$ amounts of do-re-mi to i$rael …
Demonic, plain and simple. When the Jewish believers, empowered by the Holy Spirit at Pentecost spoke in tongues, they were speaking in foreign human languages.
Acts 2:4-11 KJB… “And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.”
The “wonderful work of God” here is the undoing of what was done at the Tower of Babel. There God confused the languages, here He supernaturally provides clarity.
A skill that will come in handy when they are instructed to go out into all the world and preach the kingdom gospel to every creature.
You beat me to it.
“A skill that will come in handy when they are instructed to go out into all the world and preach the kingdom gospel to every creature.”
Yes, when their survival depends on it, they will take action.
Jumpin Jeebus Jehoesphat, what’s next? Handling venomous serpents?
Best Bumper Sticker:
“Jesus is coming–and boy is he pissed!”
pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…..brother love’s travelling salvation show.
https://nypost.com/2021/12/17/kenneth-copeland-wealthiest-us-pastor-lives-on-7m-tax-free-estate/
Considered the wealthiest pastor in America — with an alleged estimated net worth of $760 million — televangelist Kenneth Copeland is in hot water after an extensive investigation by the Houston Chronicle revealed how he has been living in a tax-free mega-mansion worth $7 million and paid for by Texas taxpayers for years.
The 85-year-old pastor’s house spans 18,000 square feet and is made up of six bedrooms and six bathrooms, located on an exclusive lake community outside Fort Worth.
The luxury pad, Copeland’s primary residence, is situated on one acre and surrounded by a 24-acre lakefront tract, which is valued “extraordinarily low” at $125,000, according to the Chronicle. Because of its low value, Copeland’s Eagle Mountain International Church — which Copeland founded in 1967 and which technically owns the home — pays less than $3,000 a year in property taxes, records show. The value was agreed upon by the Tarrant Appraisal District in Fort Worth as part of a dispute resolution agreement with the church.
But real estate experts said that the waterfront property in an open market would actually sell for millions.
Because Copeland claimed the mansion as a “clergy residence,” the home qualified for a 100% tax break. Without the break, Copeland would otherwise have an annual property tax exceeding $150,000.
Worse than a money-changer — ’cause he claims to represent Gawd
We danced this years ago. Did not know it was a camouflaged prayer.
The charismatic movement is a Satanically possessed cult. Just look into the eyes of the possessed Devil, Copeland … he is insane! Possessed by Satan. Speaking in tongues is unintelligible gibberish, reserved for the mentally deranged.
Charismatic Chaos.
“And no marvel; For Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.” – ll Corintians
I messed around with all that hyper-faith stuff a few years back. Went to a meeting held by a female evangelist Marilyn Hickey. It was all about prosperity $$$$ and such. At the end of the meeting she announced that whoever wanted to learn how to speak in tongues go into another room with brother so and so and he would TEACH us. Needless to say I declined and that just about finished me with the whole hyper-faith/prosperity gospel crap.
My buddy does that after the fifth scotch.
Full circle insanity! any comment about the soul or the hereafter must me believed to be real! Now the question lies in the reasons people want to believe… My opinion is just this… traditional biblical false teaching from childhood by parents and or friends that suck people in because they know no difference… Or fear of dyin, of which, the latter help s placate the notion that some are going to hell while others are going to heaven??? either or, it is the dismal forfeiture of your creator given intellect and the common sense reasoning associated with see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but behaviors are the requisite of the conditioned mind that brainwashing does when sound judgment all around us is wanting for some realization that we are born, and surly we will die!!! Did we fear being born? Why fear dying? The latter is the same eather way since we never knew the difference prior to our incarnation into this life as part of the earthly chemistry of the stars, sun, and our wonderous planet here in the billions of galaxies as far as the eye can see and beyond. As well, the so-called multidimensional platitudes of speculative life on other planets… Fear of the unknown is a psychological fermentation of many thought processes that we can’t really answer… But there are many sooth sayers that have millions in the bank laying hands on peoples insecurities in this life!
Speaking in tongues is a real thing. But that doesn’t mean that there are no frauds out there.