World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

Via The Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the laws of nature will be gone. Experts are predicting a dangerous rise in superstition, divination, and Twitter misinformation without the wise and infallible words of Fauci there to guide humanity toward safety and ultimate perfection.

“This is a disaster,” said one scientist. “We are surely headed for another Dark Age without the transcendent wisdom of Gaia’s Oracle here to guide us. The end is nigh.”

Sources say Fauci plans to spend retirement golfing, spending time with family, and weaponizing Monkeypox in his basement.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 2:58 pm

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ICE-9
ICE-9
August 22, 2022 1:21 pm

Sorry Trump fans – he was in on it.

Demand had to be squashed in order to quell the hyperinflation that would have resulted from the USD $17.66 TRILLION via the Treasury Department’s REPO money printing frenzy (started September 2019 what a cohencidence or should I say Mnunchidence) to avoid a liquidity freeze and collapse in the US bond market. I do believe though they duped him on the vaccine consequences, which should disqualify him from ever being President again. I know you gotta believe in something but a fuck up this big and for that matter daring to shut the country down to save Wall Street and pension fund bond holders deserves no forgiveness.

It was basically a choice between the US citizens or the US dollar and Trump made his choice. And it wasn’t you. They are all mother fuckers every one of them and every last one of them works for the owners of the Federal Reserve System. Our country is nothing more than a bank with a standing army. They are now in the process of removing the tables and rearranging the chairs and pulling back the curtains so we can see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

And by the way, there was this gem below of pure coincidence signed September 19, 2019 just before anyone ever heard of Wuhan China or for that matter a coronavirus. Then came World Military Games October 2019 in Wuhan where US NBC team stayed at a hotel one block from the wet market and placed an uncharacteristic 35th proving biologists can’t run fast. Then came the very badly staged videos in December 2019 of people collapsing dead in the streets what would be identified on December 31st, 2019 as the novel coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 by the WHO. Tell me, did you ever see anyone drop dead in Walmart of coronavirus?

And to wrap it all up in a tidy bow –
Black Death ended 1353
Chinese report SARS-CoV-2 outbreak to WHO on Dec 31st, 2019
2019 – 1353 = 666

You are welcome to check the dates and math. Just another coincidence I’m sure.

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2019/09/24/2019-20804/modernizing-influenza-vaccines-in-the-united-states-to-promote-national-security-and-public-health

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  ICE-9
August 22, 2022 4:22 pm

Yep, and Trump ordered all that to be done.
Simply because he was totally and completely in command of anything that any US agency was doing. Rrright.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  ICE-9
August 22, 2022 4:53 pm

Covid was monetary policy. It only makes sense from this perspective. Klaus and the WEF are the Bond villains diverting our attention from the base and mundane true motivations for the plandemic and killer vaccines – for the Federal Reserve System owners to retain control over the price and issue of the world reserve currency. Just like how the spice must flow.

m
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  ICE-9
August 23, 2022 2:42 am

That’s totally obvious. But you could state it in simpler terms by saying ‘Covid allowed (i.e. was given as the reason) for truly unlimited money printing, that wouldn’t have been possible on such a scale without any “emergency”.’

And then it would be beneficial if you could drop the TDR (“reflex”). Now matter how bad Trump maybe really was, he didn’t plan or decide on all this. Nor any other single figurehead alone, including Schwabenklaus.

CCRider
CCRider
August 22, 2022 1:21 pm

Yes, all the rats are jumping ship. Last week it was Deborah Birx explaining in her just-released book that all of the steps they took, social distancing, mask mandates, etc were all made up by her and the other criminals in the alphabet bureaus. They made it all up. Bullshit from the start (didn’t work on this boy). She then went on to claim she knew the “vaccines” were neither safe nor reliable only couched in deceitful and murky language. Shortly thereafter CNN advisor Leana Wen confessed that all the support she advised to follow was wrong. Every bit of it.

Now comes criminal #1. We can’t let this devious sawed-off little prick get away with this.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 3:08 pm

For that alone he should be stood against a wall.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 22, 2022 8:00 pm

Fraudci will probably pull a Joe Paterno.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 3:37 pm

No fucking bureaucrat or politician, except the chief executive, should have that much power, yet the demonic scumbag, Dr Falsi, did.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Aunt Acid
August 22, 2022 4:52 pm

Per the Constitution, even the Executive should not have that much power.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Aunt Acid
August 23, 2022 12:02 am

Please, dearies, please understand that this Dr Falsi is an absolutely HORRIBLE excuse for a human being, let alone a physician. The creep has actually been a leading player in the traumatization, terrorization, and torture, both psychological and physical, of hundreds of millions of human beings in the USSA alone.

Quarantining healthy populations and mandating medical martial law lockdowns. Shuttering all houses of worship but the Target was open.
The needle-rape or lose-your-job gambit is one for the ages and never forget that, comrades.

After personally experiencing the last two and a half year of the Pestilence Plandemic, Auntie has concluded that Dr Falsi is either a Baal or Molech worshipper. Probably both. He is a fucking monster.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 1:34 pm

“He will be asked testify…”

Oh, ok. And that’s where it will stop, right Rand? Just testify. Your ‘tough guy’ stance is impressive.

CCRider
CCRider
  Abigail Adams
August 22, 2022 2:30 pm

What a candyass. Rand grow a pair.

Machinist
Machinist
  Abigail Adams
August 22, 2022 2:58 pm

Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Lincoln are/were from KY. Is there a trend there?

CCRider
CCRider
  Machinist
August 22, 2022 3:06 pm

coal dust inhalation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 4:48 pm

Screw that deceitful piece of garbage. Who gives a shit about the origins when there are many other prosecutable crimes on the table? They are all phonies.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  Administrator
August 22, 2022 9:27 pm

Because as a private citizen, that’s all they’ll be able to do: ask him to testify. He won’t be a government employee anymore, so he can tell them to get fucked.
That was some amusing theater, senator.

OriginalDan
OriginalDan
August 22, 2022 1:36 pm

Evil fucks don’t retire, he is only shifting the approach for his next sinister ploy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2022 1:54 pm

Ding! Dong! The witch is dead!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
August 22, 2022 3:38 pm

If only.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2022 1:54 pm

A Bee article I know, but;

Science has been as dead(corrupt and captured) as journalism for decades. It is only now that the not-quite-so-stupid among the general public are starting to notice.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
August 22, 2022 2:06 pm

Science has been as dead(bought) FIFY

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2022 4:22 pm

The media has been grooming the public to accept resignations, retirements, and firings, in place of trials and executions, for a long time now.

scott
scott
August 22, 2022 4:26 pm

He will move to a country that does not have an extridition treaty so as not to be indicted by the incoming House of Representatives.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  scott
August 22, 2022 4:53 pm

People can be hired. But don’t use Gofundme.

Jdog
Jdog
August 22, 2022 4:59 pm

Someone needs to retire that piece of shit with a rope and an overpass.