SBF Issues Another Rambling Apology And “Description Of What Happened”, Comes Off As Disturbed Sociopath

Via ZeroHedge

He just can’t help himself: disgraced sociopath, record-breaking fraudster and prolific Democratic donor – not necessarily in that order – Sam Bankman-Fried, has issued another apology to his staff in a letter that outlined a crash in “collateral” to less than $9 billion from $60 billion.

“I didn’t mean for any of this to happen, and I would give anything to be able to go back and do things over again,” the corpulent 30-year-old who may or may not be in the Bahamas apologized yet again in the message sent to employees Tuesday, although he really should be apologizing to the millions of clients whom he wiped out. Alas, like the recurrent ramblings of a psychopath, Sam’s takeaway was that the implosion at FTX was the side-effect of an unfortunate bank run, and had nothing to do with SBF’s actions; that’s because SBF still refuses to take any responsibility for what happened and makes zero admission that the factors that led to this historic bankruptcy were in his control all along. Sam claims that he didn’t “realize the magnitude of risk.” His main remorse – like that of any pathological individual – is that he got caught.

Still don’t believe us he was a sociopath? Read this:

I didn’t mean for any of this to happen, and I would give anything to be able to go back and do things over again. You were my family. I’ve lost that, and our old home is an empty warehouse of monitors. When I turn around, there’s no one left to talk to. I disappointed all of you, and when things broke down I failed to communicate. I froze up in the face of pressure and leaks and the Binance LOI and said nothing. I lost track of the most important things in the commotion of company growth. I care deeply about you all, and you were my family, and I’m sorry.

No he isn’t, and if it wasn’t his fault, whose fault was it? Well, as he “describes” the sequence of events, you see it was all the market’s fault as a slide in digital-asset markets in spring roughly halved collateral from $60 billion to $30 billion, while liabilities were $2 billion. A combination of a credit squeeze, a further selloff in virtual coins and a “run on the bank” left collateral at $9 billion ahead of FTX’s Nov. 11 bankruptcy, he wrote. The estimate for liabilities had reached $8 billion by then. Here is how, in his words, what was initially a $58 billion overcollateralized balance sheet ended up having more liabilities than assets.

“I did not realize the full extent of the margin position, nor did I realize the magnitude of the risk posed by a hyper-correlated crash,” Bankman-Fried said. He didn’t give exact details on the makeup of the collateral or the liabilities. If he did, it would look something like this chart from Morgan Stanley:

What happens next is what any sniveling sociopath posing as a CEO would say: I had no idea any of this could happen:

I did not realize the full extent of the margin position, nor did I realize the magnitude of the risk posed by a hyper-correlated crash.

And it is here, that we get the first admission that something nefarious happened: i.e., loans  – to related parties, such as the $4 billion “given” from FTX to SBF – and the “secondary sales” which we now knows SBF pocketed some $300 million for personal use.

The loans and secondary sales were generally used to reinvest in the business—including buying out Binance—and not for large amounts of personal consumption.

And so, ladies and gents of the jury, would you consider a $40 million penthouse to be a “large amount of personal consumption.” And what about a private jet: in this day and age everyone needs one, how can one possibly define that as “large amount of personal consumption.” As for the meaning of “generally”, we are confident SBF’s close buddy Bill Clinton will give him the proper definition of that word.

Prudently, there was zero mention in Sam’s meandering word salad that FTX had illegally commingled and sent billions in customer funds to SBF’s personal hedge fund, Alameda, which despite frontrunning virtually every crypto transaction still lost $3.7 billion before 2022. That’s ok, Sam can discuss that in court.

There was, however, the usual lies, including SBF’s increasingly warped representation of reality, which is to be expected: as noted above, he is after all, a sociopath.

We likely could have raised significant funding; potential interest in billions of dollars of funding came in roughly eight minutes after I signed the Chapter 11 docs. Between those funds, the billions of dollars of collateral the company still held, and the interest we’d received from other parties, I think that we probably could have returned large value to customers and saved the business.

Narrator: none of this happened, and none of this will happen either:

Maybe there still is a chance to save the company. I believe that there are billions of dollars of genuine interest from new investors that could go to making customers whole. But I can’t promise you that anything will happen, because it’s not my choice.

That’s right: it is now all in the hands of the person who presided over the Enron bankruptcy and who thinks your fraud is way worse.

And speaking of fraud, there was one sentence in the whole letter where this pathological liar may have told the truth, if inadvertently:

… None of this changes the fact that this all sucks for you guys, and it’s not your fault, and I’m really sorry about that. I’m going to do what I can to make it up to you guys—and to the customers—even if that takes the rest of my life. But I’m worried that even then I won’t be able to.

No, you won’t be able to, but when it comes to “the rest of your life”, both the “guys” and the customers who you left with nothing because of your infinite greed, fraud and incompetence, they all have an idea where you can spend it.

Whether or not that happens will depend on just how broken the US legal system is, where a few million in donations to prominent democrats may be all it takes to get a lifetime “get out of jail” card.

SBF’s full letter to his now former employees is below

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42 Comments
brewer55
brewer55
November 23, 2022 8:00 am

I would not be holding my breath for any justice. The ‘rule of law’ train left the station a long time ago.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  brewer55
November 23, 2022 11:44 am

Our FEDGOVs is made up of Khazarian Mafia just like this Kikesucker…

He will be amply rewarded by them and will not be subjected to Goyim laws…it’s only for little people, like you and me….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brewer55
November 23, 2022 3:24 pm

As I said once here before, it is not and never has been “Rule of Law”. It has always been “Law of Rule”

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Anonymous
November 23, 2022 3:38 pm

Unless this is sarcasm I don’t know what you are talking about.

https://www.americanbar.org/groups/public_education/resources/rule-of-law/

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Brewer55
November 23, 2022 5:22 pm

The average White man’s sense of right and wrong vastly outperforms what passes for the integrity of the entire US justice system – because that system is an utterly corrupt tool of oppression wielded against us by our racial enemies.

realestatepup
realestatepup
November 23, 2022 8:04 am

Depends on what else he knows. If he has no other dirt, he’ll just do some time. If he has other dirt (seems less likely but I could be wrong) he’ll be found dead in a bathtub with a self inflicted gun shot wound to the back of his head.
TPTB could decide to off him no matter what. Much easier and less splainin

Iggy
Iggy
November 23, 2022 8:04 am

I bet you he doesn’t do a day in prison.

Machinist
Machinist
  Iggy
November 23, 2022 5:18 pm

And if he did, he won’t kill himself.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 8:14 am

He writes at the level of a middle-school child. And this is the product of an expensive college prep school and four years at MIT. Imagine if those slots had gone to someone who actually deserved it, someone with real intelligence and character, someone who didn’t get in because of the pull of his parents and their connections.

Pity.

Funny how we are constantly told about the brilliance and high IQ of these people when at every turn it always appears that they are mid-wits at best. Were it not for nepotism and cronyism how many of them would be able to advance beyond the level of assistant manager at Home Depot?

We live under an occupation, this Nation is no longer controlled by patriotic, loyal Americans. It is a criminal syndicate run by aliens and their corrupted lackeys. Anyone who believes, especially after reading this pathetic, childish missive, that he was anything other than a cog in a much bigger machine run by far more intelligent and calculating individuals much further up the food chain, probably believe a Thanksgiving dinner for the entire family costs $64.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 8:23 am

Gotta keep the bread (and circuses) cheap.

Speaking of which. I have to go watch Germany play soccer.

And, by the way, I took offense at the comparison with middle schoolers, since mine is way smarter than that.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Svarga Loka
November 23, 2022 9:38 am

You have honorable, intelligent children and you appear to be doing a great job raising and teaching them. How could my comments about a fraud with poor verbal skills possibly offend you?

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 11:16 am

Joke.

As often the case with my jokes, fell flat, and is not immediately recognizable as sarcasm. Sorry.

And now, I have to watch soccer again on Sunday to possibly witness Germany lose against Spain and be sent home early so their plan of wearing rainbow colored jerseys against Costa Rica to support “One love” will be embarassing. Ironic, that is. During the half time break, the German TV played the song “One” by U2 to support that whole “One love” schtick. The commentator on the internet wrote “Only 24 more days of virtue signaling to endure…”

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
  hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 8:53 am

“We live under an occupation, this Nation is no longer controlled by patriotic, loyal Americans. It is a criminal syndicate run by aliens and their corrupted lackeys.”

I also believe this is where we are at. We have a criminal syndicate in power and using that power to run this country solely for their benefit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Note from Nevada
November 23, 2022 3:22 pm

We have a couple of criminal syndicates vying for who has ultimate power. They play by one rule, that we are to be owned. They are just fighting over who gets to be in charge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 23, 2022 7:49 pm

And they only have the power that the masses allow them to.

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  Note from Nevada
November 23, 2022 9:20 pm

As it ever was- they just don’t think they need to hide it anymore- after all 60% of the population will be dead in a few years max. If not dead to sick to do anything about it.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 9:21 am

HSF is only partially correct that the government of the US is captured.

Indeed ALL the governments of the world have apparently been captured by a super-ordinate force – this is well evidenced by the imposition of the Pestilence, lock-downs, masks, and forced “vaxxinations’ around the entire world.

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  hardscrabble farmer
November 23, 2022 9:16 pm

If you look behind all the supposed geniuses like Einstein you find nothing but lies and fraud- same people behind the big lie of pathogenic viruses which they are using to destroy us.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 23, 2022 9:24 am

The scumbag criminal known as $.B. F. is just a manifestation of the utter corruption of this muh Capitalism system of things. He will probably get a Tel Avision programme giving financial advice after this all goes through the wash.

Still, Auntie cannot imagine one of the ripped-off clients not getting their pound-of-flesh the old fashioned way after this.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 23, 2022 3:20 pm

Seems unlikely. With not one murder for jabbed-death-of-loved-one that I have heard of, it seems the ‘revenge’ gene was eliminated from the Western world. A well domesticated and passive herd.

B_MC
B_MC
November 23, 2022 10:32 am

Joe Bankman, Father of Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried, Was the Legal Mastermind Behind FTX

In an interview online, Joe Bankman, the father of FTX’s CEO, brags about being the legal mastermind of sorts behind FTX.

Joe Bankman, Father of Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried, Was the Legal Mastermind Behind FTX

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  B_MC
November 23, 2022 10:35 am

Great voice. Like something from a drag queen story hour.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
November 23, 2022 11:11 am

Attaboy SBF…keep the diversion up and running.

Stucky
Stucky
November 23, 2022 3:13 pm

First off … a finance/investment dude is actually named BANKMAN FRIED?? Fuk dat! Great slogan possibilities ==== “Invest with Bankman Fried, where you’re money is toast!”

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Stunning, if true …. Tom Brady and his skankasaurus soon-to-be-golddigger-ex-wife stand to lose $650 MILLION !!!! See link below. Don’t feel sorry for them — he believed the bullshit, that he was getting a 15% annual return. Dumbfuk got greedy!

And how many people got suckered in because those two whores did this commercial?

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1591524929094262790/pu/vid/320×320/e8EK5tlWj21KrjnL.mp4?tag=14

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Risk Losing $650M Investment in FTX Following Exchange Collapse

Leah
Leah
  Stucky
November 23, 2022 7:27 pm

Suddenly the divorce seems strangely suspicious.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Leah
November 23, 2022 7:52 pm

The world’s oldest profession – founded and staffed by women (and patronized by men).

80% Fraud
80% Fraud
November 23, 2022 4:16 pm

As I often said on here Binary numbers are worth zero, somebody behind all this is doing this scam on purpose, vote harder, because all the politicians are in on this, or stupid. They knew people are greedy so they played them and still are, and when the cbdc comes out, crypto will be called counterfeiting.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 23, 2022 5:23 pm

Yid to English translation: He is sorry he got caught.

B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
November 23, 2022 5:55 pm
Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Administrator
November 23, 2022 7:28 pm

This is why we’re to be ready!!!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
November 23, 2022 9:54 pm

Not “LOL” but oy oy oy.

This convention is as kosher as it gets with a couple of shabbos-goys and some coloured fellers for shading. Otherwise they are rubbing our collective faces into the shit once again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
November 23, 2022 7:59 pm

Because he broke up with his . . . uh, “girl”-friend?
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(She’s in charge of the cuffs.)

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 25, 2022 9:51 pm

the info below is from a website called tothepoint. com–
the info is from the free side & i am too cheap to pay so there is more behind the paywall but you get the idea —

Electrical Power is the Elephant in the Room.

Russian missiles knocked out the Ukrainian power grid this past week, with much of the nation in darkness.

Lviv, in Western Ukraine, and part of Kyiv appear to be back online as of publishing time. Western nations are scrambling to source every available gasoline and diesel-powered generator for local use while larger military-grade systems are being mobilized.

Electrical grid failure is a severe possibility over much of the world as recent trends in cloud-based computing will drive global demand to 100%, then 200%, then 400% higher within a decade. The most significant driver is cryptocurrency mining.

It has been said that what cannot happen won’t happen. Perhaps it is just a coincidence, but the move to replace national currencies with Bitcoin and similar devices is crashing headlong into the electricity problem. Windmills and solar are toys compared to thermal and nuclear power station output. And these real power plants are being closed.

The result? The US Dollar will fend off the attack from cryptos. It is almost as if the government planned things out this way.

Come on over to the HFR. Let’s talk about the Elephant in the room.

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