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brian
brian
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 2:42 pm

I JUST get back from walking the dog and I’m greeted with this… wowsers

I’m going back to the park

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  brian
January 10, 2023 4:34 pm

🤣 A few of you are hilarious today. We all need to laugh. Crying will come later.

Suds
Suds
  Mary Christine
January 10, 2023 6:30 pm

Yes, MC.
Laughter, The Best Medicine.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 3:13 pm

Great 3D artwork. Doesn’t belong on a face however.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 10, 2023 6:35 pm

artist got the major and minor on full display with that detailed work.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 10, 2023 6:50 pm

This makeup artist from Lithuania is over-the-top talented and exceptionally good looking from head to foot as well:

Another Young Makeup Artist With Mad Skills

https://www.instagram.com/saich0tic/?hl=en

https://www.boredpanda.com/makeup-artist-transformations-saida-mickeviciute/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

https://www.google.com/search?q=Saida+Mickeviciute&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjn157yl778AhXZGVkFHXHhC5UQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1163&bih=517&dpr=1.65

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 6:56 pm

Oops, missed the editing time cutoff. Here are her tutorial videos. She’s truly talented:
https://www.youtube.com/@saidamickeviciute4568/videos

You Can Not be serious
You Can Not be serious
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 11:38 pm

“She’s truly talented:”

You misspelled twisted

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 10, 2023 11:50 pm

Georgia Totto O’Keeffe unsigned work?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 3:45 pm

Auntie guesses the terms “pussy” and “cunt” will be the nicknames and hailing words for this imbecile for a long time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
January 10, 2023 6:51 pm

Howzabout just plain-old fuckface?

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 4:19 pm

Growing a beard in the future when it realizes what it has done.

DS
DS
  Svarga Loka
January 10, 2023 5:15 pm

I don’t think reflection is the strong suit there

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Svarga Loka
January 10, 2023 6:39 pm

doubtful he’ll get the cover he might seek, if you look at the peach fuzz he sports as a ‘stache.
Hell, the way things are going, he might get a seat on a local city council,
even with such an in-your-face display.

“Mommy, what’s that painting on that man’s face?”
“That’s a rose, honey. Those are rose petals. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 8:14 pm

It’s an afterbirth mark.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Svarga Loka
January 10, 2023 11:44 pm

“a beard in the future”? Perhaps. But he needs Q-tips Yesterday

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 5:20 pm

Just imagine being so clueless that getting that tattoo seemed like a good investment of time and money. When I try to put myself into that mindset, all I get is a white noise “HISSSSSSSSSSSSS”.

Iggy
Iggy
  Administrator
January 10, 2023 8:34 pm

That will come in real handy for him in the joint. They’ll been lining up for some of that visual aid.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 2:36 pm

OMG. That second pic! Funny, not funny.

Men…y’all should be insulted! What are you doing still sitting there staring at it for???

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 2:39 pm

I’m confused.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  BabbleOn
January 10, 2023 2:47 pm

I know you are, dear.

comment image

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 2:53 pm

this freak just needs a little physical adjustments is all.

damn… gotta get to the ppaaarrkk

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
January 10, 2023 2:55 pm

That “freak” has a name!

Miss Babble.

Please be more respectful of our TBP members.

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 2:58 pm

more respectful.

Ok I’ll try and Fuck that. Not gonna happen

I tried but the bar was to high

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  brian
January 10, 2023 3:16 pm

I’m not that tall. It is a really good shot of me though!

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  BabbleOn
January 10, 2023 3:18 pm

I knew you would love it, Missy.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 3:37 pm

Those Heels take me back. 😉

brian
brian
  BabbleOn
January 10, 2023 3:40 pm

cheap eastern trash. Lip sticks all wrong, no nail polish and looks like a five year old did your makeup. pphhtt

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  brian
January 10, 2023 9:49 pm

Dude. It’s a dude.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 3:15 pm

Nothing confusing here. If you’re confused, Friday postings here and on The feral irishman should clear things up.

C.A.L.
C.A.L.
  Abigail Adams
January 10, 2023 5:16 pm

I blame all of this on The Kinks. Lol

ASIG
ASIG
January 10, 2023 2:49 pm

In the past the subliminal message was – buy our product and you’ll look like this (super-hot model) so given that concept, what are they selling here? Buy out product and you’ll look like these freaks?

Genius.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ASIG
January 10, 2023 3:16 pm

Or “our underwear even looks good on this…”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  ASIG
January 10, 2023 7:45 pm

The CEO of Victoria Secret just got the boot. Apparently they started using fat models and lost a bunch of money. No shit, Sherlock. https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/victorias-secret-ceo-amy-hauk-exits-amid-woke-controversies

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Iska Waran
January 10, 2023 9:50 pm

Lingerie is supposed to make you feel sexy, not make you look fat. Of course if you are already fat you are beyond help.

ken31
ken31
January 10, 2023 3:00 pm

These people are full of hatred.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ken31
January 10, 2023 3:19 pm

Mostly of themselves though.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 10, 2023 3:13 pm

Looks like an ad promoting gay male relationships.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 10, 2023 7:48 pm

Or an antidote for a Viagra overdose.

CCRider
CCRider
January 10, 2023 3:17 pm

Selling what? Frontal lobotomies?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  CCRider
January 10, 2023 4:29 pm

Eye bleach! They’re eye bleach salespeople !

BL
BL
January 10, 2023 3:21 pm

Oy! They need to PLAY Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. Good Lord………. Mofugly.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
January 10, 2023 3:33 pm

After the shoot was over she ate the other two models.

BL
BL
  bidenTouchesKids
January 10, 2023 3:42 pm

Balenciaga for white trash. They pay them with McD gift cards and cases of Mountain Dew.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
  BL
January 10, 2023 4:01 pm

That chicks so fat, two guys could be having sex with her and never meet.

goat
goat
  bidenTouchesKids
January 10, 2023 4:15 pm

And never run out of places to stick it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  goat
January 10, 2023 8:17 pm

Ya’d hafta be too drunk to fuck, to fuck her.

goat
goat
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 8:29 pm

It would take more than that. Last women on earth? If it is a women.

Billy
Billy
  bidenTouchesKids
January 10, 2023 7:15 pm

She could take on the whole football team and the band and no one gets sloppy seconds.

goat
goat
  Billy
January 10, 2023 7:45 pm
ASIG
ASIG
January 10, 2023 3:36 pm

it’s just another sign I’m getting old, nothing you young people do makes sense to me anymore.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 10, 2023 3:49 pm

The perfect visual metaphor for the West in general and the USSA in particular. Vile.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
January 10, 2023 4:01 pm

That’s the idea.

To have everyone boycott everything and everyone else.

That way all have an active hand in tearing down the system which sustains us all.

Stucky
Stucky
January 10, 2023 4:42 pm

AWD would have LOVED those pictures!!!

/s

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
January 10, 2023 5:07 pm

This looks like something nkit would post.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
January 10, 2023 5:28 pm

I now officially claim credit for recognition of the “UGLY” variant of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Just like stupid people are unaware of their own stupidity, I think that ugly people are unable to recognize their own ugliness. I don’t want my name associated with it, so let’s just call it the Repulsive Scotoma Syndrome.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
January 10, 2023 7:50 pm

The Freddy-Krueger effect

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
January 10, 2023 9:46 pm

You know the one in the middle is a dude, right?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 11, 2023 7:24 am

At long last a cure for priapism.

VOWG
VOWG
January 11, 2023 7:43 am

One of the three seems to be a sensible size.