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31 Comments
Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
January 10, 2023 4:13 pm

Hats off for knowing wife’s weight.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Svarga Loka
January 10, 2023 4:42 pm

Hats off for having a wife of your three three kids in her thirties at that weight.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 5:15 pm

He apparently just got tired of her shit.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Lee Harvey Griswald
January 10, 2023 5:31 pm

Shame there’s not some way to get rid of the shit and still keep the good parts…

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 10, 2023 4:24 pm

He used google?

$5/month for a good VPN is looking like a deal now, isn’t it?

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Anonymous
January 11, 2023 1:44 pm

$5 VPN
Vs
$1,600,000,000,000 budget.

Hmm.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 10, 2023 4:24 pm

Bones too?

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Anonymous
January 10, 2023 4:31 pm

I see you need some advice from the legendary Brick Top:

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig sh*t, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: “as greedy as a pig”.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Captain_Obviuos
January 10, 2023 4:48 pm

It has been 20 years since police raided Robert Pickton’s B.C. pig farm

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  anon a moos
January 10, 2023 4:57 pm

Not kidding, I had bacon flown to me from BC, when the pigs went to market.

Iggy
Iggy
  BabbleOn
January 10, 2023 6:18 pm

It might have a bit of a human aftertaste . Al Swearingin in Deadwood.

goat
goat
  Iggy
January 10, 2023 9:40 pm

Good series (and movie).

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Captain_Obviuos
January 10, 2023 7:33 pm

A backhoe and a closed mouth.
Golden.

goat
goat
  Colorado Artist
January 10, 2023 9:39 pm

The 3 S.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Captain_Obviuos
January 10, 2023 9:34 pm
goat
goat
  YourAverageJoe
January 10, 2023 9:42 pm

Good movie. I’m kind of fond of the english crime / mob / gang / heist movies. American ones aren’t bad either.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Captain_Obviuos
January 11, 2023 12:18 am

So everyone can enjoy the clip:

Adolf Shekelstein
Adolf Shekelstein
  Captain_Obviuos
January 11, 2023 8:27 am

I love that flick. For anyone who doesn’t know the movie, it’s a must watch. “Snatch”

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
January 10, 2023 4:32 pm

That’s not even the half of it. Many more crazy details. Guy was on house arrest awaiting sentencing for art fraud said he went to hole foods and CVS but instead went to Homo dope and bought buckets, cleaning supplies, tape, and tarp for $450.
Much more.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
January 10, 2023 4:34 pm

Yo, this was in Cohasset. Turtleboy has had great writeups.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
January 10, 2023 5:06 pm

Agreed. A co-worker’s wife is a forensic scientist with the Arse – see -em -pee here in Nobodyville. She did a lot of work on the Robert Pickton case years ago. She confirmed confidentially that there are only 2 small parts of the human body that pigs will not eat.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
January 10, 2023 5:11 pm

Choose your accomplices wisely.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Glock-N-Load
January 10, 2023 5:35 pm

Your best accomplice is the guy you see in the mirror each morning.

motley
motley
January 10, 2023 5:21 pm

So HOW do you ‘do it”? Never mind. Just read A.P.’s contribution.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 10, 2023 5:34 pm

She was probably bugging him. There’s a lesson there.

ASIG
ASIG
January 10, 2023 6:49 pm

As I’ve always said “The sign of a true friend is one who will help you get rid of the body”.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  ASIG
January 10, 2023 9:37 pm

My limit is bailing out of jail.

ASIG
ASIG
January 10, 2023 6:54 pm

Ah – OK – So what did Google advise? Just asking for a friend.

Iggy
Iggy
January 10, 2023 7:22 pm

I think he received the results of the DNA tests on his children back .When he found out they weren’t his he broke out the ginsu.

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
January 10, 2023 11:03 pm

It reminds me of a poster my buddy had in his garage. Smoking hot barely dressed model with the caption underneath, Someone is Sick of Her Shit Too.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 11, 2023 5:47 pm

Nice looking couple.