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Via Ben Garrison

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January 15, 2023 10:04 am

This reminds me of the classic Aesop fable.
A mouse is driving his corvette through the jungle when he hears someone yelling “Help”. He drives toward the sound and finds an elephant sinking in quicksand. The elephant begs the mouse for help so the mouses throws Him a vine and ties the other end to his corvette and pulls the elephant out of the quicksand. The elephant thanks the mouse profusely and promises him he will never forget his kindness. A few months later the elephant is walking through the jungle and hears the mouse yelling “Help”. He follows the sound and finds the mouse in his corvette sinking in quicksand. The elephant straddles the quicksand and hangs his penis down and tells the mouse to grap hold. The mouse grabs hold and the elephant pulls the mouse and his corvette out of the quicksand.
The moral of the story is: If you have a big dick you don’t need to drive a corvette.