U.S. — Americans are up in arms after a Chinese high-altitude spy balloon was seen hovering over sensitive nuclear sites in Montana. Biden was quick to quell fears, vowing to shoot down the hostile balloon as soon as he’s done letting it spy.
“Listen folks, that balloon came a long way to do a little spyin’,” said Biden in a meeting with military leaders. “Would be a shame to shoot the poor thing down before it even gets a chance to take some pictures! I remember when me and the boys used to spy on Suzie Anne McGillicutty through her bedroom window after a long day of protesting the civil rights movement. It’s all in good fun, folks!”
According to anonymous sources, several Pentagon officials asked how soon they would be able to knock the balloon out of the sky, insisting it was a matter of national security.
“Come on, man! I’ll let you shoot it down. Just let me check to make sure the Chinese have what they need and that the million-dollar check for Hunter’s painting came through from my buddy Xi. Then, have at it, boys!”
At publishing time, Eric Swalwell had been seen approaching the spy balloon and asking for its number.
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Does anyone else see the brown streak behind this story?
These balloons do not move fast. Military saw it coming.
A Stand Down order must have been given.
Biden = piece of shit pedophile criminal
This is straight up treason. Pedo Joe is giving aid and comfort to our greatest enemy by allowing the CCP to fly a reconnaissance balloon over the area of the country with the greatest concentration of Minuteman silos (at least a few weren’t filled with concrete after the disastrous, and one-sided, “treaty” with the Russians) we still possess. ANY representative and senator that doesn’t immediately vote for impeachment, conviction, and removal, is in gross violation of their oath to protect and defend the country, and should be removed from office. How much more evidence do they need to accept that Biden is 100% owned, and directed by, the CCP?
Stay Calm and tribe up. Remember this from when Donnie was in charge, this went on for two weeks?
http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/news/a26026/russian-military-plane-overfly-us-canada/
It would be hillarious if it ends up over his house in delaware.
If it were an Israeli balloon, the Babylon Bee wouldn’t have anything to say about the matter.
I call BS!
A balloon, no matter the size merely floats wherever the air currents take it.
Balloonists adjust their altitude to get some limited steering from the slightly different wind direction at different altitudes.
No one can direct a balloon across the Pacific and have it maintain station over a specific location in the U.S.
The Japanese sent balloons to the U.S. and Canada in WWII. They released a fire bomb at a preset time the Japs estimated the balloon would be over forested areas of N. America. But they couldn’t steer them to a specific state or have them hover for days over any spot. Even a spot as big as a Western state.
I don’t know what it is, if anything, but it ain’t no balloon dawdling above N. Dakota.
I will be happy to be corrected.
Please guys, don’t leave me hanging….someone here has more info than I’ve been able to garnish. Go to adsbexchange.com and over Nashville is an aircraft callsign Cobra47 following this spy balloon. According to the hal Turner website nuclear materials were detected by the air force. Cobra47 is a military RC-135u, jammer type. Anyone here know anything?
Well…now that it finally HAS been shot down (they say), We’re now all at the mercy of Uncle Sodomy to tell us the truth about what it was actually carrying.
How many of you out there expect that story to reflect reality?
Not this guy.
Biden will shoot down the Chinese balloon when his Chinese handlers tell him to, and not a minute before or later than than.
It’s down already.