Submitted by SteveZ
Then:
Now:
Letting yourself age gracefully is far more beautiful than plastic surgery. Here’s proof:
Madonna at 64 My mum at 64 pic.twitter.com/VWdqxnBmsc
— Layah Heilpern (@LayahHeilpern) February 6, 2023
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Admin. Thanks for ruining my fantasy. I almost barfed.
That’s because she’s not a man.
She’s a Demon….
And that bitch stills Adam a rib!!!
Note the hair horns.
too kind
That’s perfect! LOL
I always thought Michael Jackson overdid it.
I always thought he was a sad pathtic man.
Shit-spackled muppet fart maybe.
She’s foul AF
The next time she could be considered ‘smoking hot’ is when she’s being cremated.
Your commentary has won the Internet for today, CC.
Very nice. Thanks, AA.
CCRider, haha, bastard, you owe me a keyboard cleansing.
Or when she burns in Hell.
Maybe they’ll burn her at the stake during the pagan’s Super Blow half-time.
Hit it with a shovel and bury it. Blech
‘Still hot’ would imply that she was ‘hot’ at some time in the past. Nope, not then and certainly not now.
Darn, you beat me to it.
IKR? Was Madonna ever hot?
She never was a really good singer……but as a marketer she was the best in the late 20th century.
No, has been
Here is her Kabbalist fate:
I was going to say “I’d do her again” until I saw that last picture.
Saw a pic of her the other day. White Whoopie came to mind.
I can see that, but the real Whoopie actually looks far better, even now.
That is like saying a genital wart looks far better than an anal polyp.
Good one
Who?
Oh, you mean Mary.
I would have gladly had her company way back in the movie time Desperately Seeking Susan,she still had her own look and not a multiple car wreck body shop repair look that she now sports.
I will say though find that mole annoying and am sure would have been punched in the head as I tried again and again to wipe it off her face!
Back then, Rosanna Arquette was hotter, IMO.
And then there is Olivia d’Abo. Yum.
She was nice four decades ago, before she became the distorted creep she is now. She plainly expressed honest natural youthful sexual longing back then. She has fermented into an unrecognizable monstrosity; more internally/behaviorally than externally.
The whole society has become very distorted. I want to post those old black & white pics of Madonna here, but maybe we’re not supposed to. We’ve rejected that plain, natural timeless look: not fat, not tatted, not shaven, not dyed, not pierced, natural hair, etc.
She sold her soul to you know who and anyone who undersatnds soul selling knows it.
Before Arquette went batshit crazy, which may or may not have been the result of being a has-been.
Rosanna Arquette inspired a top ten music video.
What did Moodonna inspire? Besides pedophilia, incest, and sleeping around with anything that has a pair of balls and wags its tail and barks?
Speaking of multiple times in the auto body shop, there are sports cars that got into tangles with SD40-2 locomotives back in the day that came out of the shop looking far better than that whatever that thing is supposed to be.
By the way, for those with sports cars, playing chicken with anything built by EMD is very hazardous to one’s health. About the same as trying to drive a Yugo over the Mighty Mac going to The Soo from Toledo.
She never was.
Her only accomplishment was to inspire Weird Al to do “Like a Surgeon” and Gus Dubyowski and the Polish Hotshots from Southwest Chicago to do “Like A Sturgeon.”
Of course, the latter never made it to the top ten except among those engaged in spear fishing for sturgeon.
She never was…..
Sorry to say but that is not a mole, and you don’t want to know what it really is
Remnant of a dirty sanchez?
She looks like something that crawled out of a well.
Madonna was never hot.
Thank you.
If you mean does she look like a steaming pile of shit, yes. Yes she does.
Is Madonna hot? She will be when she gets to hell. And by the look of things the trip isn’t too far off.
Grammy Awards feature satanic-looking ‘Unholy’ performance, ‘unrecognizable’ Madonna
https://www.theblaze.com/news/grammy-awards-feature-satanic-looking-unholy-performance-unrecognizable-madonna?fbclid=IwAR0tWqogw0_LBgXEXqiY4qbCqU_0JNlFTn6v_DPpmKmOacp5J4-XJ9UZSRM
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Was she the one with the horn hat?
I’ve always thought Madonna was gross , fucking nasty mudshark.
She is hot like a demon in hell where she will likely end up.
Alternatives to Like a Virgin lyrics:
“Like a virgin, touched for the million~31st time.”
“Like a surgeon, cut for the 81st time”
“Like a scourge on, touched by my very own slime”
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(picture Madonna leaving a snail trail for additional levels of grossness)
The inner skank has made its way to the surface.
National Geographic sent an expedition
into Madonna’s coot last year.
The expedition was going well as the first photos sent out showed someone had vandalized Madonna’s cooter by carving “Brooks was here” on one of her
vaginal walls.
But then tragedy struck, as all contact
with the expedition was lost.
All now are listed as
“Missing-presumed dead”
in what is being called:
“The Madonna Cavern Disaster”
Ha!
Speaking of Madonna’s hoohah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXgsE9BvH0
NSFW – unless you work in a house of ill repute.
Why not also downvote the obscene post above, which this obscene post is a reply to?
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Oh, hey – here’s another:
What a crude, obnoxious POS Gottfried is …
Not surprising. And not funny either.
How about this:
“So, is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point is it just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”
~Stewie Griffin
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And a double Vaxxed and boosted Dead one, to boot…
Was….
Like A Sturgeon…..
Pathetic
Mamma mia!
Madonna is now as beautiful on the outside as she always was on the inside..
Hip Hip Hooray for the modern medicine and the skills of the plastic surgeon.
Not much is funnier than watching
these self entitled narcissists get
smacked by the reality of aging,
and then facing it with all the
grace of a confused moose running
into your car.
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Pssst. Madonna?
Plastic surgery can be the medical
supermarket junk food section
for the overly entitled but
mentally bankrupt wealthy.
Jes sain Madonn
As you get older, your true personality will come out. Which is a washed up psycho pop star.
Everyone has ‘the face they deserve’ by 50…including the ones with temporary surgery… considering how that ends up…sooner rather than later.
I don’t get the insect antenna thingies coming out of her head. (possibly a purposeful distraction)
Hot is like Cool.
If you have to try, you aren’t.
Look at Liz Hurley. She still has a nice body but her constant “look at me I am beautiful” aging desperation is actually quite repulsive.
She looks like Satan’s princess.
She actually WAS Satan…in Bedazzled!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9iAc6cRMl0
Considering Ciccione’s past behavior?
I see a natural promotional deal
with “Depends” in her future.
At the shows will be screens announcing
“SPONSORED BY DEPENDS”
and
“OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS”
She never was. I have always just found her to be mediocre as far as her looks and just plain crude and gross in her behavior
Nope, just another glorified slut.
Madonna’s visage reminds us, once again, don’t trust Medikill practitioners in general and plastik surgeon dokters in particular.
the whore of Babylon was never hot
Here is the real Whore of Babylon…about to be destroyed by the BEAST BRICKS (this unholy trinity are currently riding their backs – get it? But…that ride is almost over)…but I digress from sad, lost, piss ant what’s her name…
Crazy Bitch!
I was one of the few in my peer group that never found her attractive. Maybe she just never had an inner beauty shining through?
Madonna has always been a skank. She was never hot.
I don’t know if it’s a specifically NJ term, but when she first hit the scene we thought she was a skank.
Age has not corrected that initial assessment.
She never was, but I remember my brother had a crush on her.
Remember her and Dennis Rodman?
Madonna offered Dennis Rodman $20 million to get her pregnant.
During Dennis Rodman’s illustrious career, he made around $27 million. However, the 5x champion missed out on the chance to earn an extra $20 million, and all he had to do – was get pop queen Madonna, who was his girlfriend at the time, pregnant.
In an interview, Rodman reveals the time the pop star offered her millions to have a baby with her. He goes on to say –
https://thesportsrush.com/nba-news-dennis-rodman-heres-20-million-to-get-me-pregnant-when-pop-star-madonna-offered-the-bulls-legend-a-fortune-to-knock-her-up/
Never was….
Closest Madonna ever got to hot was school girl slutty back in the day. School girl slutty is a kind of pervy but not really hot. Once she dried up what’s the point really?
Looks like a catchers mitt
Never hot.
The first time I saw her first vid I was reminded (they reminded me of one another) of the town pump I went to grammar school -JR HS with.
She was a fair fetching sad girl who grew up taking on all comers in HS and after lived completely out of control.
I wasn’t one who was with her but she lived close to me and she burnt out and died early in a blur of promiscuous gang bangs…and of course eventually serious drugs.
She had an older brother who came out of the same family. He died young too…seemed to be because of the same family reasons.
Half the girls in my old neighborhood died within a decade of AIDS hitting town, and one guy I know. Miss Kitty too.
I nigro would bang her/it.
I would do her, cause I’m Annie Gher!
She’s got those child-bearing lips like Mick Jagger has … but he’s much more talented and likable … and, by the way, the plastic surgeon said to return the extra 25 pounds of silicone that you stole … several other patients need it.
Looks to me like she is going for the ‘octomom’ look, vomit!
L.
Madonna was NEVER Blondie (Debbie Harry). I’m sure she outsold the group, but she couldn’t hold a candle to her sex appeal. I’d suggest still.
In my humble opinion Madonna was never hot. Hottest hottie ever in my opinion, Raquel Welch.
Yes, I am old.
She was always trailer trash meth whore hot, now she is just a meth whore thot…
If RW was a 10 then Julie Neumar was a 10.1