ANAHEIM, CA — The Southland was turned upside down this week as an unexpected weather pattern left the region blanketed by what experts were only able to call “massive amounts of Global Warming.” Residents were told to remain indoors to avoid making direct contact with the Global Warming.
“Our world has officially ended,” said California resident Luis Garcia. “We’ve been hearing about Global Warming for years now, but it has now fallen upon us and brought destruction with it.” Though the final numbers were not yet reported, it is feared that perhaps dozens of people have been inconvenienced by this new outbreak of Global Warming.
Witnesses initially reported horrifically cold temperatures — with some areas dipping below 50 degrees, the temperature required to sustain the lives of Californians — though the temperature was later revealed to be the least of their worries. Fluffy, white hell soon began to descend onto areas of Southern California, covering pockets of the region with a dense blanket of even more Global Warming.
“The temperature of the earth has clearly risen far too high,” said Professor Richard Davenport of the Save California Climate Institute. “We have tried to warn people about the danger of Global Warming for decades, and now it has resulted in slightly cooler temperatures than we’re used to. Run for your lives, my fellow humans! It’s going to be 47 degrees outside today! Fahrenheit!”
At publishing time, the entertainment industry was reportedly planning a star-studded telethon to raise awareness and money to save Californians from the horror of having to wear jackets during the day.
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Ha!
In Texas, some call it “climate change”.
Those “some” are mainly in Austin.
Were getting another foot of Massive Global Warming on Friday. For us it seems to be really heavy wet Massive Global Warming Snow this year. I think it’s the added Aluminum and Barium that is making it heavy. It’s keeping me in good shape. Pear shaped is much better than pumpkin shaped. No surfactants lately though.
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It’s global warmin’ right now in eastern canada, where we have a ministry of environment and climate change (no shit, it’s in the title). I’m afraid they’re not doing enough to stop it. I volunteer some more tax money every year so these poor, misunderstood people in government and business have enough to stop the Apocalypse that’s coming our way.
I am using a gas stove, hot water heater, furnace, big gas truck, charcoal grill and smoker and wood fireplace to put as much carbon in the air as possible to stave of the next Great Ice age. Looks like that Ice Age is already started in California, but no surprise there, with EV’s and electric lawn mowers and other small engines they are definitely not getting enough CO2 in the air to slow the coming Ice Age!
Don’t you know, climate change means extreme cold and snow is because the Earth is warming!!!
Not exactly logical, but who ever said climate change had anything to do with logic or science?
Its typical communism, destroy word meanings.
Thats why the first usage of the term global warming has undergone numerous revisions finally settling on ‘climate change’. Why, because its fluid in definitions and can be applied to ANY and all weather conditions and pointed to as proof of climate change.
How dumb do you have to be to believe southern Cali is covered in deep snow due to global warming? It’s stupid like that that burns train car loads of vinyl chloride because it MIGHT catch on fire???? The stupid it burns white hot…….
one too many cocktails at your fancy,schmancy resort —
https://thefederalist.com/2023/02/28/harriet-hageman-to-blast-fish-and-wildlife-service-sob-sessions-on-ecogrief/
All that is needed to complete the farce is for algore to hop on his jet and show up for an appearance in the Land of Fruits and Nuts.
Joke all the fuck you want, when this kind of shit happens in Southern California after the whole entire state of California getting flooded for weeks, it’s some serious shit. It’s a warning, that they control all of it. All of you jerks who think it’s so damn funny, it’s coming to your state soon, it’s not global warming , it’s geoengineering the military uses it to control the weather in the entire USA, and the whole World. So, what they’re doing in California and most of the Western states is not normal at all. They’re ramping it up for the End times. Quit joking the fuck around and open your eyes, they’re poisoning every last one of us. Watch the movie The Dimming and get smart.
Some of us are going to die laughing. Beats dying angry. Get Smart is a funny movie, highly recommended! Especially if you’re snowed in on a Friday night!
Easy there trucker, we’re aware of geoengineering and the fate of mankind. Those of us that know how this ends are prepared, and thoroughly enjoying the show.
The weather moves in cycles. I’ve lived long enough to have seen this before. We are moving into a new cycle and it will be a “wet one”. Global warming is the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind. Most of California is a desert, it’s supposed to be dry most of the time.
Seems it never rains in southern California
Seems I’ve often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California, but girl, don’t they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours
We have had a mild winter here in the Northeast. Of course the libtards pulled the climate change nonsense. But things changed this week…so far we have had 18″ of snow with another foot by the end of the week. Temperatures have dropped to the normal readings. Now that winter has returned, or simply showed up late, they shut their mouths.
mild hell,you guys are warming up the entire continent –turn off all your appliances & let the earth cool —
https://thehill.com/homenews/3843812-mt-washington-records-coldest-wind-chill-in-us-history/#:~:text=The%20Mount%20Washington%20Observatory%20recorded,Fahrenheit%20was%20set%20in%201963.