Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

Via The Babylon Bee

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PALM BEACH, FL — As rumors continue to filter in that Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg’s attempt to indict former President Donald Trump is falling apart, a new report has indicated Trump’s team of attorneys is seeking to exploit a little-known legal loophole through which he can avoid indictment by not actually committing any crime.

“Not many people actually know this, but not committing a federal crime is a great way to completely avoid indictment,” said Joe Tacopina, a member of Trump’s legal team. “Having a veritable who’s who of attorneys in your corner is helpful to really dig deep and find this type of legal ace-in-the-hole.”

The revelation of this loophole provides an explanation for the former President’s seemingly nonchalant attitude toward the New York legal case. Trump again expressed his innocence in a post to his Truth Social account. “You can’t indict someone when they don’t actually commit a crime! Everyone says so!” Trump said. “Only my team of attorneys, the very best ever assembled in human history, could make this discovery, yet the corrupt New York DA continues this witch hunt! SAD!”

Despite Trump’s use of this seldom-utilized tactic, Mr. Bragg vowed to continue moving forward with the case. “I don’t care if he’s committed a crime or not,” Bragg said in a statement to the media. “We’ve got to stop his 2024 campaign somehow, so we’ll just keep trying to make stuff up. I’m in full-on straw-grasping mode here.”

At publishing time, Hunter Biden was reportedly asking his lawyers about this loophole only to be told it’s not an option due to the fact that he’s legitimately guilty of obscenely horrible crimes.

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16 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 24, 2023 6:27 pm

Robert Barnes agrees. He also calls DeSantis “the Deep State’s little bitch”.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Iska Waran
March 25, 2023 9:21 am

They both look like bitches to me.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
March 24, 2023 7:35 pm

Meatball Ron Desantis is on a MeatBall Run….

Just another Deep State BootLicker, aspiring to serve (((Luciferian Cabal))) up in the DC (Death Central) Swamp…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Saxons Wrath
March 25, 2023 9:23 am

yeah, but you’ll still run to the voting booth in November and vote for one stupid fuck or the other…then tell yourself what a great person you are for having done so.

Shit. You’ve already started!

Tex
Tex
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 25, 2023 11:02 am

Sign reads:

Dump Trump
Drama Queen from Queens
********************

I had a conversation with a Trumpet and asked if he would be “voting” Trump again.
“No, I’m going with DeSantis this time”.
I did not bother to ask what if Trump “wins” the primary. Don’t have to. I knows the “lesser of evils” theory.

Patriot
Patriot
  Tex
March 26, 2023 2:59 am

Any R is better than the best D that will ever exist.

Patriot
Patriot
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 26, 2023 3:09 am

So tell us who a smart guy like yourself is voting for. The no-brainer in the WH today? Go ahead and admit it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2023 8:40 pm

Trump did many good things, credit where credit is due. But when he suggested ” Maybe Due-process should come … Later ” , he screwed the pooch for many.

Tex
Tex
  Anonymous
March 25, 2023 1:14 pm

Some folks also still say Bush 43 and Obummer “did many good things”.

One thing I can think of is at least some evangelicals compared Trump to King Cyrus.

Patriot
Patriot
  Anonymous
March 26, 2023 3:03 am

Yes that sounded bad, but at the time, the Rs controlled the house and senate, so he wasn’t risking anything by saying it. He wasn’t the best on guns, but he is WAY better than any Dem, particularly the n0-brainer in the WH now. Also, Trump gave us 3 pretty good Supreme Court Justices and that is helping us A LOT today.

Dan
Dan
March 24, 2023 10:46 pm

Sorry…but with the current crop of leftist criminals in power not committing a crime is NOT a
guarantee that you won’t be indicted.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Dan
March 25, 2023 11:08 am

Great insight, Dan.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 25, 2023 6:41 am

That exemption is no longer valid now that partisan state DA’s can lie about charges, prosecute Federal crimes without Federal jurisdiction and ignore statutes of limitations. They can also have convicted perjurers as witnesses and corrupt Obama judges will support all those abuses.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 25, 2023 9:19 am

C’mon! You don’t really think for one second that they’d actually charge him for something he was truly guilty of, do you? That would lead to a conclusion, a verdict…an “ending”.

That isn’t the agenda. They want to keep this shit show alive as long as humanly (or inhumanly) possible.

Patriot
Patriot
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 26, 2023 3:07 am

Wrong. Dems are terrified of Trump because he wants to drain the swamp, expose and stop the corruption, and put an end to their one-world government plans. They will indict him if they can and yes, it will be bogus charges – they’ve made non-stop false accusations against him for 8 years since he came down the golden escalator. They are afraid of him.

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 25, 2023 11:06 am

Not committing a crime will not work in the communist world. People who are innocent are precisely those who are prosecuted by the communists.(I still think the Bee gives us the most truthful news.)