According to reports, hundreds of thousands of people have fled California in recent years, citing minor annoyances like aggressive homeless people, increased violent crime, and crippling taxes. Some experts believe that by 2030, the only person left in California will be Gavin Newsom – and he’ll spend half his time on his ranch in Montana.
But all these concerns citizens have may be overblown. There’s still a lot to love about the Golden State. Here are 11 great reasons to stick around:
- Zillow estimates your cardboard box house will be worth $3 million in just a few years – Hoooold – HOOOOOLD!!!
- If you identify as black you have a decent chance of scoring millions in reparations soon – Pull a Rachel Dolezal and you can be cashing in big time any day now.
- There are beautiful natural sights like the warm glow of forest fires lighting up the skies – We call them “the golden lights,” and they’re magnificent.
- Everyone will be gone soon and then there will be no lines at Disneyland – You’ll have to push the button to start up the tea cups yourself, but no more waiting!
- Everything at CVS is free – Even better than no waiting – no paying for anything!
- When you pay your massive state tax bill, you get a sense of satisfaction that you’re supporting some hobo’s fentanyl addiction – No amount of money saved can make up for that feeling.
- Law-abiding citizens don’t have guns, so there is never any crime – It’s science.
- There’s great weather outside of fire season, drought season, and deadly mudslide season – There are three days in April without fires, droughts, or mudslides. Enjoy them.
- You can ski and surf on the same day, even though you haven’t done either in years – But you can be smug in the knowledge that you could if you really wanted to. (But you don’t). (But you could).
- You can go camping right on the sidewalk – No permit required.
- Best of all, the government will make all your decisions for you – This is maybe the best reason to stick around: you won’t be burdened with pesky concepts like “liberty” and “personal responsibility.” Good ol’ Gavin will take care of ya.
Well, that’s all we can think of. If these didn’t convince you, then move to Texas and enjoy your lame “freedom” and “guns.”
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I suspect the Bee left out about 99 other reasons to keep the article readable length.
#1 being “The women are super hot AND stupid as AF.”
12. Suicide is something most folks don’t have the courage for. No problem. In nearly every major city in the state, your death in nearly assured if you drive there in a nice car and are white.
Well on suicides you would definitely be better off in Canada than Kaliforina. The Canadian government their will happily assist you if you want to kill yourself. The Canadians actually have a Government program for that. Progressive to say the least!
Probable next step, outlawing suicide hotlines! VIVA Trudeau!
ROFLMAO!
12 Lots of great smells for pooplovers.
Three bums and a cup. The barista put your name on it.
They forgot,
Cartel dope growers are taking over Northern California, so to have the ‘Mexican’ experience you don’t even have to cross a border anymore.
The ‘mexican experience’ has been available in most parts of California for about 60 years … what with the barrios and their slums and their violence and their entitlement and their theft of our Nation … and those are its ‘good’ qualities …
Hey, now. Everybody loves a good siesta occasionally.
# Whatever. Los Angeles makes Reynosa Mexico seem safe.
Presumably because the entire population of Reynosa has moved to Los Angeles.
Presumably because the entire population of Reynosa has moved to Los Angeles.
“Senior? Wee aren’t filthee Mexeecans, we’re filthee Guacamolens”
1 and 2 will never happen. It’s another ploy to get the blacks to vote democrat. Keeps the niggers on the plantation. Must suck to be the most exploited race on the planet due to shear stupidity.
i’m canadian, but I visited california twice in my life (from san franshitco to san diego, and all the parks in between. never further north). Beautiful landscapes, perfect climate. Desert, mighty mountains, palms and beaches, deep forests, lovely lakes, everything a human being could wish for. Low delta T (good insulation and air tightness in you house, easy easy easy to go passive, even without that, you could never die from exposure, even without electricity), you can grow food all year ’round. It’s one of the few paradises on earth. As all good things, it attracts lots of people. From civilized to feral. Bad money drives out good money… Feral humans drive out good humans. California is THE PERFECT STATE (environment-wise), but leftist, statist, collectivist ASSHOLES, DESTROYED it. It is sad. The nicest places on earth attract shit humans, who destroy the advantages offered by the natural sweet spots nature endowed us, which prevents liberty-minded people from benefiting fully from them.
Fuck,a really good view/review of Cali.
Are you really a leaf?!
Yeah, about that . . .
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jewish-population-in-the-united-states-by-state
4. Everyone will be gone soon and then there will be no lines at Disneyland
Correct, the lines will be in Texas at the new Disneyland. Just saying.
But the name will be Disneylandia, though.
…and you’ll have a front row seat for the CCP invasion flotilla.
Nope. The ccp will come from out of the north. Castro jr loves the ccp and has already invited them in and is helping to train them in cold weather warfare, etc.
North, South and West…the Commies already own the East Coast.