GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

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Obbledy
Obbledy
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:14 pm

Well you know…..did you see the police description of a “white skinned black guy”…..yeah it real……

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:52 pm

Dated Willie Brown.

hammie
hammie
  Call me Jack
May 17, 2023 2:16 pm

Dated wouldn’t the proper operative word here.

Scot
Scot
  Administrator
May 16, 2023 1:38 pm

And 0% eligible for the office of Vice President.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 8:37 am

You know what, though? It makes me smile to know Bud profits went down 30%. It’s stockholders, stupid, not stakeholders.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 1:16 pm

That’s Y to Y,imagine the five weeks alone….I’m sure the % is MUCH higher…

BL
BL
  Obbledy
May 17, 2023 2:18 pm

70%

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:15 pm

That’s what I keep saying…..the left owns the people rooting for the destruction of their own culture(or beer in this case)….

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 8:39 am

And if THAT doesn’t piss you off, you’re officially brain dead.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 10:28 am

… and they’re bringing in millions of wetbacks to support for generations on your tax dollars …

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Anthony Aaron
May 15, 2023 1:18 pm

What?!?…they’re not coming to shore up the aging tax base?????…call me surprised
Signed Europe……..oh,wait….

Tex
Tex
  Anthony Aaron
May 16, 2023 9:01 pm

Comanches, cross pollinated with Europeans.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 10:30 am

That happened in ’65 with LBJ’s signing of the immigration law … but our Congressional turds are getting ready to surrender total US National Sovereignty to Bill from the Gates of Hell and the WHO … and no one seems interested in stopping either one of these events.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Anthony Aaron
May 15, 2023 1:22 pm

I remember Ronald Raegan capitulated to influx at the time….wondering then why he couldn’t stop it!…..

Tex
Tex
  Anthony Aaron
May 16, 2023 9:13 pm

Not to fret, tRump will build that wall and you can bet the farm Mexico will darn sure pay for it!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 8:40 am

Or Hell spawn…not that there’s a lot of difference there.

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 11:52 am

Easy for Dems to vote in Communism, impossible to vote one’s way back out.

fujigm
fujigm
  World War Zero
May 15, 2023 10:19 pm

You always fight your way out.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  fujigm
May 16, 2023 4:07 am

…or die there. It’s a crap shoot.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:54 pm

…….or a female.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 8:37 am

Just like with the bad flu season that was marketed as a plannedemic, it was the government’s RESPONSE that destroyed the country after the controlled demolition of the towers, not their mere collapse.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 8:41 am

Get a date, incel! They’ll make it bleed for real!

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:55 pm

Probably got a brain freeze.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 8:38 am
Leo D
Leo D
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 2:41 pm

You literally should be able to shoot people like this…

If I am on a jury, and see this video…someone is going home…

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 8:51 am
Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 10:32 am

Marlin Perkins having a fine laugh from eternity at this adventure in Urban safari.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Aunt Acid
May 15, 2023 12:27 pm

Just need Jim to come along with his tranq gun and put that sheboon to sleep so they can tag it and send it for study.

BB
BB
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
May 15, 2023 5:36 pm

You put her to sleep and somebody’s gonna make another one.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 10:33 am

WTF is that woman doing? And why is she doing it — right there along the side of the road?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anthony Aaron
May 15, 2023 10:48 am

Its called a “side hustle.” The only job she is qualified for besides spending an EBT check and creating more EBT beneficiaries.

BL
BL
  MrLiberty
May 15, 2023 12:33 pm

Ghetto “pump and dump”.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
May 16, 2023 1:20 am

Someone medicate here … and don’t give her any choice in that medication …

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Anthony Aaron
May 15, 2023 1:57 pm

It’s called,” Look At Muh.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 11:21 am

gross

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 1:56 pm

Women will do anything for attention.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Call me Jack
May 16, 2023 4:12 am

LITERALLY anything. N E THING.

Joe Blow
Joe Blow
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 4:52 pm

She looks like the chick that ran out in front of my car yesterday running barefoot down a rural road screaming at nothing….

BL
BL
  Joe Blow
May 15, 2023 9:59 pm

Joe B.- Could have been clot shot related. I’ve seen some strange things lately.

Tex
Tex
  Joe Blow
May 16, 2023 9:41 pm

Meth

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2023 9:13 am

At least they’re all vaccinated , right ? And screened for TB , Diptheria , Typhus etc. like they used to do at Ellis Island , Right ? Right ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2023 9:24 am
Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
May 15, 2023 10:34 am

Communist shock troops; amirite?

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Anonymous
May 15, 2023 1:59 pm

If attractive women were invading America, college educated females would destroy the Democrat Party.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2023 10:26 am

The dirty little secret that awaits leftists destroying America.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Anonymous
May 15, 2023 1:25 pm

Unless The People get to em’ first…..

James
James
May 15, 2023 10:43 am

Mondays usually suck,so,lessen the suck with tasteless humor!

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B_MC
B_MC
May 15, 2023 11:26 am

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Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  B_MC
May 15, 2023 12:00 pm

And the JWs told me B_MC that the world had entered the final end times in 1913 according to their interpretation of their Bible. The first ever WORLD war occurred a year later and Russell preached it at the time. They ‘proved’ it with prophetic dates straight out of the Bible using Daniel, Isaiah, and Psalms as far as I can remember.

From Verse 5 of Chapter 11 – Daniel’s prophecy, the prophetic message given to him by the angel of God was devoted to the struggle between the ‘King of the North’ and the King of the South. The prophecy gives us assurance against any future world dominance by the communistic ‘King of the North’ by closing Chapter 11 with the declaration: “And he will come to his end without one to help him.”

JW also say that we are privileged to live in “the time of the end” foretold in the book of Daniel. The faithful anointed Witnesses of Jehovah have been blessed with insight enabling them to understand that the Son of Man became King in 1914, to identify the beasts of Daniel’s prophecy, to warn against “the disgusting thing that is causing desolation”—and these are just a few examples. (Daniel 11:31)

Sounds like coincidence perhaps? If so then there’s hope for the ‘King of the South’ so I picked sides and decided to emigrate to the winner’s team! 🙂

k31
k31
  Austrian Peter
May 15, 2023 2:58 pm

They deny the divinity of Christ, they deny the scriptures. What can they tell us?

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  k31
May 15, 2023 3:21 pm

And they are just plain no fun.

BL
BL
  Mary Christine
May 15, 2023 3:27 pm

Being marked for demolition is not ‘spose to be fun, Mary. 🙂

They’re like the Grinch that stole Christmas, year-round. F’ers

Tex
Tex
  k31
May 16, 2023 9:49 pm
BB
BB
  Austrian Peter
May 15, 2023 5:46 pm

Well. Winners team is subjective. Most JW’s don’t believe they are going to heaven at all but believe they could possibly be in the end time 1000 year reign but at the end of that they die and it’s over. They also don’t believe in hell. That’s a mistake that nobody wants to make. Supposedly, only 144,000 go to heaven and that quota even according to them is almost full. They also don’t believe that Jesus is God but a creation like the angels or Satan. Lots of problems.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  BB
May 16, 2023 3:58 am

Yep – lots of inconsistencies. I discovered they are a cult after research. I asked to see their financials – no go – it’s all in the hands of 7 ‘Elders’ in NYC they said. They trust them implicitly – very sad.

Jello
Jello
  B_MC
May 16, 2023 6:09 pm

Yep.
The 16th Amendment
The 17th Amendment
The Federal Reserve Act
Woodrow Wilson was president of the U.S.

The Blow That Killed America 100 Years Ago
August 13, 2013
Paul Rosenberg
FreemansPerspective.com

The Blow That Ended America 100 Years Ago

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 1:01 pm

So people who are disgusting when they are young are even more disgusting when they are old. I wonder if that also works for good.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  AKJOHN
May 15, 2023 1:29 pm

Predetermined physiognomy?

BL
BL
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 12:31 pm

If that’s what it takes to stop propaganda news bobble-heads. The world is a better place, “Sponsored by Pfizer”.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
May 15, 2023 1:51 pm

I am on Social Security.I am struggling to afford memes. Please help.

BL
BL
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 3:23 pm

Now thats funny!

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Administrator
May 15, 2023 11:00 pm

Back in his day they died by war of attrition.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2023 2:24 pm

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BL
BL
  Anonymous
May 15, 2023 3:24 pm

No contest…..Popeyes. But you are spot on. Kinda like Steve Forbes infiltrates the elites. (rolling eyes)

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
May 15, 2023 4:59 pm

Speaking of the Kentucky Derby, the official count is now 8 horses who died after their respective races. Of heart attacks.

This is considered abnormal, incidentally.

I am trying to find out if they have given these horses an mRNA vaccine — based on the fact all racehorses are on strictly-controlled vaccination schedules — but that information seems to be buried. Gee, it almost appears like someone is hiding something! Me and my crazy conspiracy theories…

The closest I can get to the truth looks like: they (USEF, the US Equestrian Foundation) changed the vaccine requirements in 2020, but to what I cannot say, and attempting to find out is a Chinese Fire Drill if one is not a member of said foundation. However, given the year of the change, the subsequent lack of information, utter silence from the MSM (no one is asking if it could be That Which We Do Not Discuss) and finally, the horses dying from heart problems all point to the same conclusion you and I have probably already made.

After all, it was “Equine Influenza” that started “coronavirus vaccines” back in 2014. Coincidence? I think not.

BB
BB
  Captain_Obviuos
May 15, 2023 5:54 pm

Boy. I hope that’s not the next thing they come out with.

DFJ150
DFJ150
May 15, 2023 5:48 pm

The amoral skank who’s had 21 abortions should make it 22 (very late term, of course).

Leah
Leah
  DFJ150
May 16, 2023 10:09 pm

Yes. Find a way to stuff herself inside her own uterus. Then abort. Never gonna happen.

Euddie
Euddie
  Leah
May 21, 2023 12:19 am

What about Post-partum abortion?

Leah
Leah
May 15, 2023 8:43 pm

To Kaitlin, Let’s “pretend” to wrap your hair around a ceiling fan and spin it around on the fastest speed.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
May 15, 2023 10:43 pm

I wonder how many abortions that chicks mother had.