WORLD — Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.
“Can you guys pump the breaks a little?” asked the Prince of Darkness in a prepared statement from his Midwestern headquarters in downtown St. Louis. “I’m all for degrading culture and leading human beings toward eternal destruction, but we’re really catching a lot of flack here. Maybe take a more measured approach, because the whole ‘dancing in thongs in front of children and shaking trans boobs on the White House lawn’ strategy isn’t working out so well.”
Though the Author of All Lies remains staunchly pro-LGBTQ, he expressed concern that the onslaught of progressive ideology will have an undesired effect on his long-term efforts. “Look, I get it,” he said, “We all want to turn the world gay, but there are ways to go about it that don’t turn all of society against us. Trust me, I’ve been slowly and deceptively poisoning mankind for thousands of years. Moderation is the key!”
LGBTQ activist groups were confused by the request from their master. “Oh come on!” said drag queen storyteller Sprinkle Glitterdung. “We’re here to be LOUD and PROUD, baby! We’re just trying to spread the Dark Lord’s evil kingdom! We’re destroying society and we’re excited about it! Woooo!”
At publishing time, Satan had hired a Hollywood public relations firm to help rebuild his public image.
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The Devil doesn’t want Democrats in Hell for fear that they’ll overthrow his kingdom. Another DemoCrat coup d’état.
LGBTQ-BBQ is Marxism rebranded. Just look at all the threats against anyone who dares not conform to their sick ideas.
” Should transphobia carry a prison sentence? Apparently yes, say Irish legislators. ”
Ireland’s descent into authoritarianism continues.
This is Irish Green Party Senator Pauline O’Reilly weaponising the concept of “safety” to justify censorship and other encroachments on freedom of speech.
Multiple examples here – @stillgrey
It should be LGBTQ-DNC instead. Just saying.
Yes, I like my Texas BBQ. The other letters, not so much
The extreme humiliation and mockery that comes with the official month-long celebration of sexual debauchery and deviancy is the sure sign of capitulation of the USSA government to the forces of Evil.
Sounds like the devil’s about to get canceled by the LGBTQIA’s for not being gay enough. Like Target.
Satan cant wait till the Bidens arrive .They need their Saddam and Uday moment.
youtube video from 1961 about predatory homosexuals. Unfortunately the comments are turned off or I would have commented on the accuracy.
Went to a town yesterday that was loud & proud. I can’t wait for some stranger to speak their fag bullshit to me. I’m *almost* daring them. Got my rant all planned out and I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to stop.
I’d pay to see that. Nothing gives me the warm fuzzies like a good anti libtard rant.
If you happen to run into a TrumpTard in denial about Trump’s acceptance of LGBT don’t punch him (or her) out , wait, yes , knock ’em out cold. Thanks. Oh just don’t have your handgun on you. Might lose CHL if you have one.
BTW, what town if you can share.
Small town Texas, only met a few lesbos, not too in your face about it, so been lucky so far
It’s the usual suspects in Texas that celebrate.
It’s Pride Month in Dallas-Fort Worth
Plus Austin, San Antonio, Houston…I would not rule out peeps from smaller surrounding towns making the journey for these celebrations.
Jefferson, Texas has held a Mardi-Gras for many years. Mardi Gras is along the same line as gayness. Never say never. Texas evidently is full of the pride and with the influx of new peeps, well , that’s how things spread.
The Dallas Morning news should be scolded, perhaps by someone like Trump. lol
This shit will end when one of these freaks pushes the wrong person too far. It’s inevitable. Those that forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
The “Summer of Love” stopped instantly once a freak fucked around with Kyle Rittenhouse and got his ticket punched. The remaining freaks scattered like the cockroaches they are.
I’m looking forward to it. A tranny will push its mental illness too far and will get beaten to within an inch of its life. If it’s lucky.
Pass the popcorn.
“Brakes”….. fify
What is it they are so proud of? Going against nature? Have pride in your accomplishments not your sex life. This LGTB stuff has ruined the gay community. They’re not fun anymore. Just a bunch of hysterical lunatics always mad about something.
Boring…….
Does anyone have pride in their sex life? I’m happy to be married for almost 25 years. Don’t know many non married people that brag about all the tail they get. Only the queers want to talk about it, like we care how many bungholed where violated
Gay Old Time At Mar-A-Lago
Old news. Anything different?