LOS ANGELES — According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they’d seen any dangerous MAGA around.
“Hey friends, you see any of them dangerous MAGA around?” a special agent later identified as David Friedkin reportedly asked while attempting to shield his face from the blaze. “It is imperative that we find them before they do something dangerous like calmly walk inside a federal building or vote for the wrong presidential candidate.”
Witnesses claim one of the Antifa rioters was kind enough to stop throwing Molotov cocktails so he could answer. “Well golly gee wiz, mister! No MAGA types here, but that sure does sound dangerous!”
“But we’ve been pretty busy burning down this building. Buildings don’t burn themselves!” the loveable scamp added.
“Thank you, citizen,” the agent allegedly said before running across the street to assault a bystander who was wearing a red hat.
Federal authorities are asking all American citizens to be on the lookout for dangerous MAGA extremists. If you suspect someone of being a MAGA, please contact the authorities immediately, or at least throw Molotov cocktails at them.
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“Hey friends, you see any of them dangerous MAGA around?”
sounds funny. except it’s not.
So what are they fucking doing? Depends. I love it how three inbred ignorant Tuck Frump. worshippers walked the road on Jan 6 in front of my place shooting all along the way. What, I can’t say but they did not obliterate the Bud Light cans. Hum, maybe a reason? In reality Tuck Frump fags.
is there enough law enforcement in america to politically control a sufficient portion the population?
No there is not. That is why the democrat party has been busy importing an army across the southern border. They will do as instructed and fuck your constitution.
“They will do as instructed”
really? I wonder. they will work for immediate reward and nothing more.
You might be surprised. For instance…one out of every three people you see on the street in Arlington, VA is some flavor of undercover heat. It’s really going to depend on the population.
Wow man, you live in the vicinity? I could not handle it. Maybe why God put me in Texas.
I visited the area once. Actually outside the city there stopped at an “antique store” as I have an interest but no $$$.
As destiny would have it, my rental had a TEXAS license plate. I never paid attention and just being a good old boy from Texas why would I?
Anyway, a lady at an antique place noticed the license plate as she and my party were walking to our cars. I was not happy with Bush 43, you know, carrying out daddies vengeance, none the less someone I had no clue WhoTH she was glanced at the license plate and said , “Sorry for you.” Tru Storie.
The FBI was also making sure no magas had dews.