Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi

Via The Babylon Bee

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.

“Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi,” said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. “Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors.”

The iron-fisted tyrant showed Mr. Xi around San Francisco, pointing out all the private property he had seized or destroyed. “The truly satisfying part is when you openly show how the rules crushing their lives do not apply to you,” explained Newsom. “Yes, Mr. Xi – you are far too soft psychologically on your subjects, trying to sell them on the idea that you are all serving a common cause in union. You must force them to serve your cause, while openly flaunting that you don’t even believe in the cause and will do whatever you wish. That, my friend, is how you truly break their spirit.”

An aide welcomed the dictator and Mr. Xi to the mansion where the summit would be held. “All of the poors have been thrown into Alcatraz, as you wished, oh Glorious and Wise Chairman,” reported an aide to Mr. Newsom. “The entire staff of the French Laundry awaits you, flown in by chopper over the smoldering ruins of I-10.”

At publishing time, President Xi had reportedly declined to play basketball with the dictator, having seen what happened to the last Chinese person who tried that.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2023 3:43 pm

What do you think they are telling us about China ?
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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 15, 2023 4:15 pm

Auntie thought this piece was going to be about Chou Bai Din.

Gah Vinh Noo Sum – Communist Democrat tool. Fuck him and FJB.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 15, 2023 6:05 pm

This is why I buy ammo.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
November 15, 2023 8:23 pm

This is why I know the creatures in charge of my formerly sane
country want me and people like me dead.
I will refuse this evil until they kill me. And I will not go quietly.
This is not a drill.
And YAJ, keep buying.
I had a great weekend with the sons hunting and shooting. AGAIN.

Smitty
Smitty
November 15, 2023 10:04 pm

And it was reported that President Joe-What’s-His-Name was over at Paul’s house playing with his hammer collection.

Walter
Walter
November 16, 2023 9:16 am

I think we lost the thread in the United States with the dismissal of traditional sex roles through the errors of feminist ideology. Many men were perfectly happy to relinquish responsibility in exchange for a piece of ass and women have no internal conception of those responsibilities.

So, no one is willing to do the toughest things, the necessary, unpopular, unpleasant and difficult things that are required to maintain a holistic probity in behavior, to maintain a standard of personal and more importantly public behavior. Look at the debt, crime, education, the ‘justice’ system, the utterly twisted and perverse grooming of children not just by the perverts who crave but by all the neutered men who promote this sickness as a way to exhibit ‘compassion’ and ‘equity’.

Newsom is one example of such a neuter form male, Biden and 0bama examples of the perverts. Dictatorial regimes are just fine with our political understandings now, and so we are pushed by these neuters toward that kind of system through tolerance, inclusion and the misguided concept that all versions of behavior and social organization are really just the same thing in a different cloak.

It has become more important to be pretty and momentarily desirable than to have a core… of any kind. This becomes nothing but utter weakness, a flaccid acceptance of… whatever, whenever.

Is it possible to regain, to redevelop what has been so casually discarded?

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2023 1:40 pm

Did Xi bring the receipt for the Billion dollars he laundered for Newsom during the scamdemic?