Guest Post by Jim Kunstler
“This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.” — Jeffrey (“the Dude”) Lebowski
Pity the poor president. “Joe Biden” must decide now whether to go to war with Iran or Texas. Which will it be? Or might it be both? That Governor Abbot turns out to be the Putin of the purple sage! How does he dare interfere with the orderly flow of new voters — fine people! — across that filthy little river of his? Does he not understand that we need at least a couple million more live bodies allocated around the swing states to ensure a free and fair election?
What does Hunter (“the smartest person I know”) make of Dad’s quandary, I wonder. With enough eau-de-coca on-board, Hunter must think in Biblical terms. . . great flowing Jacobean passages of elevated language: in my father’s house are many mansions: Verily, verily, I say unto you, somewhere there is a room I left that little baggie in. . . but where. . . ? The works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Dad.
Well, forget Hunter. Everybody else has, thank goodness, at least for now. Let’s face it: having a rage-filled addict in the family is tiresome. Anyway, Merrick Garland has got him covered with “an on-going investigation.” (Questions? Sorry, can’t answer any.)
“Joe Biden,” in his on-going delirium-of-age wanders from room to room in the empty mansion that is his mind. How did I get in this room? he wonders. And how do I get out of it? Can somebody please point the way? Alas, his position is the loneliest in the world. There is no one to point the way out. There is only this ceaseless wandering from room to room in this vast emptiness. Where is the room with Texas in it? The room where Iran sleeps? The room where Ukraine lies a’gasp with a sucking chest wound? Watch out, he’ll start shouting soon. Calling Dr. Jill: Code Blue. . . !
The world may be a disaster these days, but the White House is a bigger disaster. Can you name the White House chief of staff? Betcha can’t. Know why? He never, ever comes out and speaks to that mob in the press room. He might have to answer some difficult questions, such as: if the president’s brain is switched off more than half the time, who decides what to do with that ‘nuclear football’ they carry around with him. Is it. . . you? By the way, the chief of staff’s name is Jeff Zients. Ever heard him? Of course not. He has a page on “X”. The most recent thing he posted was July, 25, 2023. Good thing not much has happened since then.
The question then: should “Joe Biden” just go ahead and nuke Texas? “JB” is thinking: What good is the place with that Putin wannabe running it? Buncha cattle and those ridiculous hats! The official head-gear of white supremacy! Probably millions of them down there, clutching their beloved guns! I’ve got news for you. Wanna play hardball? We’ve got F-16s. Try shooting one of those Vipers down with your 30-ought-6 when it’s coming in low over Plano on after-burners at eleven hundred miles an hour, bristling with Sidewinder missiles. Anyway, for a nice strip steak, go to Kansas City. Fuggedabowt Texas. Kaboom! Not a joke!
As for Iran. . . another $6-billion could keep them quiet for a while. Turns out that mullahs really like money. Do you know how many virgins you can buy for $6-billion here on Planet Earth? Why blow yourself up for them? Especially since you don’t know for a hundred percent sure that there is a place called heaven, or that it’s mainly a seraglio? By the way, why does our country (that’d be the USA) have all these little military outposts scattered around the desert wastelands of Jordan, Syria, and other lands of the Middle East? Did the one called Tower Two that got blown up a few days ago have a target painted on it? Might as well have. You think the “other side” doesn’t have satellite imagery of the terrain? Kind of looks like we’re asking for trouble. And, also by the way, how come two of the three US soldiers killed there were girls? Is that how we do war these days? With a girlie army? Who actually thinks that’s going to work?
Apparently, “Joe Biden.” Be advised: there is chatter coming out of this mysterious White House about bringing back the military draft. Remember what that is, Boomers? Remember Country Joe and the Fish singing: “Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box.” That was back in the Vietnam days. Fifty-thousand-plus KIA. Only now we’ll be drafting girls (and probably some boys who want to be girls). I guess we’ll figure out now how gung-ho Gen Z really is.
You didn’t ask, but things are not going so well in our remote-control war in Ukraine against Russia (Putinland). Our Zelensky team (we own it) got completely rope-a-doped, punched itself out, its knees are buckling. Victoria Nuland, the renowned State Department girlie war-hawk, says she’s confident that Congress will pass the new $61 billion aid package for the Z-team, according to Radio Free Europe, the blob’s official propaganda outlet. The blob wants you to think that Putin wants to turn all of Europe into Putinland. I’m sure. Tori Nuland probably thinks we can save Ukraine with the fabulous girlie army and some snazzy new drones from McDonnell Douglas. Hey, it’s war, war, war. Bomb them all — Iran, Russia, Texas — and let God sort them out.
Speaking of blob propaganda outlets, here’s a doozy from blob tentacle The New York Times this Friday morning to boost your morale. Blob suck-up, Stephen Colbert, the late-night TV genius-level jester last seen dancing in a chorus line costumed as Covid-19 vaccination syringes, informs us that “Joe Biden” is catnip to the ladies because his aviator Ray-bans remind them of Robert Stack in The High and the Mighty. Silly me, I thought they loved the president for his mind. You know, “Joe Biden” is running for re-election. No, really. Not a joke.
Stephen Colbert imitated President Biden talking with women: “They love that thing where I’m the last one standing between them and the Supreme Court putting a GoPro in their uterus.” Credit: CBS
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All goyim must perish. The rise of the 3rd Temple will harbinger the Great War between the Islamists and the Zionists (i.e., western world). Only then can the world be cleansed of vermin and the Messiah return to bestow the earth unto God’s Chosen People. They may save a few select Freemasons and technicians as their slaves. America will lead this war as all its politicians are blackmailed, paid off, or they are Evangelicals.
We’re just a bank with a standing army.
A bankrupt bank with a super-expensive D.I.E. military. It’s good using OPM until it gets cut off; then BOOM!.
Morally, spiritually, and physically bankrupt. Only a great fight within will save America.
EvangiBommerRapturetards don’t know Judaism is as fake and gay as the fags who created it…but muh Judeo-HereticalChristian values….reeeee
so when did you convert to Islam?
About the same time you discovered your ‘tardation was 100% genetic.
When the doggy jumps thru one hoop, he will jump through many hoops.
Islam hates us for our….reeee
The “Satanic Verses” of the Talmud can be classified into 3 categories:
1) Jewish Supremacy.
2) Hatred Towards The “Goys” (Gentiles).
3) Blasphemies Against Jesus Christ, The Virgin Mary, & All Christians.
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* “If a ‘goy’ (Gentile) hits a Jew he must be killed.” (Sanhedrin 58b)
* “If a Jew finds an object lost by a ‘goy’ it does not have to be returned.” (Baba Mezia 24a)
* “If a Jew murders a ‘goy’ there will be no death penalty.” (Sanhedrin 57a)
* What a Jew steals from a ‘goy’ he may keep.” (Sanhedrin 57a)
* “Jews may use subterfuges to circumvent a ‘goy.’” (Baba Kamma 113a)
* “All children of the ‘goyim’ (Gentiles) are animals.” (Yebamoth 98a)
* “Girls born of the ‘goyim’ are in a state of ‘niddah’ (menstrual uncleanness!) from birth.” (Abodah Zarah 36b)
* “The ‘goyim’ are not humans. They are beasts.” (Baba Mezia 114b)
* “If you eat with a ‘goy’ it is the same as eating with a dog.” (Tosapoth, Jebamoth 94b)
* “Even the best of the ‘goyim’ should all be killed.” (Soferim 15)
* “Sexual intercourse between the ‘goyim’ is like intercourse between animals.” (Sanhedrin 74b)
* “When it comes to a Gentile in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” (Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158, Hebrew Edition only)
Why is Jim afraid to name the real POTUS……………..nigger-faggot Barry Soetero ?
Fedbot thinks every here is boomer normie IOW stupid. …lol.
Neither Biden nor Obama is running anything. They are both just teleprompter-reading puppets, although Obama can at least read the teleprompters correctly, and probably understands what he is reading, unlike Biden. All of the decisions regarding our southern border (hint – it will remain open), Iran, Ukraine, etc, are made by the NWO, at least at the level of the CFR or higher. Many of those decisions were made before Biden even took office, and some were made even before Obama took office.
Exactly this, plus both Obamas have generational wealth, and they are (insider source tells me) the laziest MF’ers around and it’s college basketball season now…. Barry isn’t running shit and didn’t even run things on his stolen terms….
There were many here who predicted after TLPTB flooded Europe with low IQ replacements it would eventually happen here…I thought to myself: “SURELY that would be a bridge too far”. I was wrong.
(I hate it when I call myself SURELY).
Obiden are just teleprompter readers, as someone notes below. The 2 most powerful people that control political policy and reside in the USA (who are the shadow government co-Presidents) are David Rockefeller, Jr. and Nick Rockefeller. That’s your real President, and all political protests should be held outside their homes. They need to know that we the people know who they are, what they’re up to, and where they live.
I guess that 58% were all named Karen, had purple hair, and lived in Urban Metros outside of the South.
Jim, your assumptions about Iran’s Mullahs being vulnerable to bribery – because our billions finance their craven, letcherous need for ‘at will’ carnal rampages through seraglios of starlets?
Sure, but only for idiots with too much money and a death wish. How could a writhing pit of viperous harridans, guarded by a phalnx of Cailyn Jenners, all pretending to exist only for your dick, be any fun?
No, wait…
“Do you know how many virgins you can buy for $6-billion here on Planet Earth?”
Where are these Muslims going to find virgins, no matter how much money they have? There aren’t any virgins left. Thanks to Western debauchery & depravity, virgins have become as scarce as proverbial hen’s teeth.
There’s Ann Barnhardt.
Iranian women are attractive and not sluts like USA women, so virgins surely do exist there.
They’d better.
Sundance at The Conservative Treehouse posted an article
that seems to argue that Biden is being a weak tit for finding an excuse to not attack Iran directly. Interestingly, the most up-voted comments are those that make clear that we don’t want war with Iran. There are very few “Biden is being too weak” comments and they’re not getting much approval.
If Intel. says it , the opposite is usually true.
There are a few comments there to the effect of “I don’t care whether they’re lying or not; we shouldn’t go to war with Iran”. In other words, even the “rah rah America” crowd there is getting it. There is nothing that would get better with a war on Iran, and a lot of shit could get a LOT worse.
I’d like to think so, that most of the sheeple understand the USA’s ‘Shock & Awe’ campaigns to bring democracy by force to “Seven Countries in Five Years” are foreign policy that only serves Israel and Wall Street war profiteers, while impoverishing the rest of the country.
But even if that light bulb burned brightly in everybody’s brain, I don’t think it would prevent the escalation to catastrophic regional conflicts with near-peer adversaries. That golf bomb is already tee’d up and Blinkin is swinging a 2-iron at the giant sand trap in front of Iran.
The press, talk shows, blogs, your friends and coworkers may all voice reservations about war with Iran but nobody will do anything – until things get much, much worse. Americans are very comfortable with mass destruction in other countries.
There won’t be mass protests like those against the Vietnam war until our nose has been flattened and the draft is coming for our sons and daughters. Until then it’s war as usual because Americans aren’t afraid of war – it never happens here! That’s about to change, by design, so FJB can whip out a Presidential Diktat for ‘muh martial law’.
Colonel Douglas MacGregor in his most recent interview with Judge Napolitano, explained the current ‘Murikan perspective on war. 16:53
“If we bombed Panama tomorrow morning a third of the electorate would stand up and say, ‘Oh, that’s wonderful! Great!’”
In case you haven’t noticed, “Sundance” is a ziocon republitard. It has been funny the past year or so to see his retarded articles challenged by readers.
Friday after markets close ?
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/after-fresh-israeli-strikes-damascus-whole-region-braces-us-attack-possibly-hours-away
” That Governor Abbot turns out to be the Putin of the purple sage!”
This cucked fag is what he is…a useful idiot cockroach that was used to distribute the invader poison thought the country. His first priority is and will always be muh Israel. A pox him and his backstabbing party of shit eating mongrels. I wouldn’t vote Republican for street scrubber. They’d fuck that up, too.
That looks like our dog’s water dish on his head.
didn’t we have the most advanced aircraft weaponry in Viet Nam – F4 Phantom – and the same class, but more advanced F16 – in Iraq and Afghanistan? well, Joe, how did those fetid undertakings turn out? great wins? advances for ‘democracy’? good return for the trillions spent?
the idea of a treasonous ‘leader’ using advanced weapons of war against his own citizens in cahoots with his entire demented, megalomaniacal crowd of hangers on in various official positions may sound preposterous, but it is not. not in amerika, anyway. time will tell.
in the meantime, let Sun Tzu comment on this cabal: Evil men will burn their country down to rule over the ashes.
“ Can you name the White House chief of staff?”
No, but we can all guess his (((allegiance)))
If you have’t tweeted since July ’23, you no longer have a name.
Fox news is saying USA is bombing syria.
There’s that Bringing Them Democracy TM thing again.
The country is heading over the cliff, should we just hit the gas peddle and get the fun started? Why prolong the inevitable?
Geronimo!
Pity the poor president. “Joe Biden” must decide now whether to go to war with Iran or Texas. Which will it be? My money is on Texas, Iran has nukes (courtesy of Joe).