Dating in 2024 isn’t the same as it was in generations past. Why? Your date might be one of those transgenders. Surgical advancements and breakthroughs in hormone therapy have made it more difficult to know if you’re dating a male or female than ever before.
Don’t worry! The Babylon Bee is here to help you determine your date’s true gender with the following list of signs to watch for:
- She picked a restaurant in 5 seconds: No woman can accomplish this feat.
- She ordered a ribeye and a Guinness: Nice order… SIR.
- She works as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health: Oh no! Your date is Admiral Rachel Levine!
- She just wants to chill, smoke cigars, and name obscure running backs: Enjoying a Padrón and throwing out names like “Tim Biakabutuka” isn’t any woman’s idea of a good time.
- Her chest is hairier than yours: You can tell even though she isn’t wearing a low-cut blouse because it’s sticking out the neck hole.
- She won a gold medal in the men’s decathlon at the 1976 Olympics: As impressive as this accomplishment is, that ain’t no lady.
- She tries to seduce you by burping the alphabet: Any woman would score major points with this, but everyone knows that isn’t going to happen.
- She says she has a doctor’s appointment on Thursday for a prostate exam: We’re not biologists, but we’re fairly certain women don’t have prostates.
- She can watch a movie without asking any questions about the plot: Only a man can follow the plot of a movie that well.
- She’s currently peeing at the urinal next to you: RUN!
If you notice any of the signs listed above, it’s a near guarantee that you’re on a date with a dude. Politely excuse yourself, leave the restaurant, and pretend like this date never happened.
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That cock in it’s pants is usually a tipoff.
That or a beard.
Or a tip on.
Ok first of all I was in the room on my e reader as my wife watched Botched. Contrived reality series about mentally ill people and the enablers.
Gotta say some of the work these guys do is just wow. Hard to believe the outcome FROM 10 FEET AWAY but when you get close its a guy.
Did she (he) ask for the bill and say she would be happy to pay? Go to the bathroom and climb out the window!
Holy shit hilarious. LOL
Meanwhile, countless celebrities, royals, politicians pass unnoticed. Especially FTMs.
Baloney
https://m.youtube.com/
“She” drives you back to “her” places and manages to back the car into the garage without hitting the sides.
Not a car … a Ford F-250 … with jacked suspension and grossly oversized tires …
And a diesel at that, Texas style.
Totally true about the movie plot.
When the conversation turn to “tuck”fashions.
Thanks to there being a college in town we have a few of these freaks. I can’t stand to look at them, they’re utterly GROSS.
Times I’ve visited the Oregon Coast I just put the blinders on and stare at the Pacific.
That’s why I don’t buy the “Taylor Swift is a tranny” or “Megan Fox is a tranny” thing. Or the idea that they walk among us unnoticed. They are NOT at all convincing.
Sandra Bullock?
young male cattle (oxen or bullocks)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle
Technically just the anterior of the cervical spine, provides support and protection for the esophagus and trachea– an Adam’s apple is the large bony projection on a male- the pic shows a tiny bump on the anterior of this woman’s neck.. normal female size
Yes, women do actually have a larynx too.
Yes. I know.
Boomers can relate that this AI robot stuff and various sexual confusion was not on display in the 50’s, 60’s , 70’s and part of the 80’s. Up until then fags stayed in the closet.
The only time I agreed to a blind date after accepting I wanted to strangle my friend that set it up. I “blindly” met a woman that was large enough to be a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. She was “all woman” just huge! I payed for the dinner at J&J’s Oyster Bar in Fort Worth , Texas being a gentleman then , “nice meeting you. good night.” I wanted to kill my friend!
Tru storie
Whatchu mean stayed in the closet, Tex?
The year was 1972. Allentown PA. It was about 3AM at Ina’s Diner at, if memory serves, 10th & Hamilton. Me & Joe Cassidy were sitting at a booth eating some pie & drinking coffee. There was a chick in the booth behind Joe that looked pretty good from the back in a little black dress. I went to the can to lose some of that night’s beer consumption & to get a better look at said chick. See #5 in the list above. Jeezis H. Fuck!
We later found out there was a fag bar a few blocks up 10th street that must have closed for the night. I remember hearing or reading about that shit in NYC, but this was the 1st time seeing it in person. About 2 or 3 years later I got a decent apartment a block down the street from that fag bar & the freak show was on when the place closed for the night. I was hoping the fire & brimstone lightning bolt waited until after I moved.
When a man is a woman,
Can’t keep his balls or nothin’ else,
He’s changed his bits, with the surgeon he’s found.
If it looks bad, he can’t see it,
They can do no wrong,
Shaved his back and you best pretend or he’ll put you down.
When a man is a woman,
He’ll spend his very last dime
Tryin’ to chop off what he needs.
He’d give up all his man parts
And pass out with the pain,
If the doctor said that’s the way
It ought to be.
lol
YIKES!!! DOES ANYONE “UNDERSTAND” WHERE THIS “BS’ CAME FROM…LONG AGO?!?!
{LAUGH!!!!)
Stop using capital letters and bold letters in comments. This is something retarded people use when they want attention! You can’t complain about being criticized for using this failed maneuver.
Your comments and criticisms should be judged in part by your writing and you don’t seem to understand that this is a 4chan thing.
The distance of the elbows too the waist is a dead give away, surgery can’t fix that. I can spot a tranny from a mile away.
That’s how I know Big Mike is a man!
GOOD LUCK with that shit, RENTERS!!! HA HA HA !
You can talk shit ALL you want about us Boomers, but we can sniff out pussy like nobody’s business!
I’m almost 65 and I can still steal away a forty year old’s wife if I wanted to!
Thank God I never wanted to! It would be counter productive on a few levels…not the least of which would be the financial considerations. Pussy AIN’T cheap, no matter where you find it!