WASHINGTON, DC — White House staff explained the security fences erected around the U.S. Capitol have been put there to keep the President from wandering off the grounds while he’s delivering the State Of The Union.
“No, we’re not worried about protestors or any sort of violence,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the media. “We just want to ensure President Biden doesn’t wander off on one of his little walkabouts in the middle of delivering his wonderful speech, in which he will prove to the American people just how cogent and alive he is. No president in history has been more alive and not dead than Biden!”
The chainlink fencing appeared around the Capitol earlier this week, in what many assumed was an effort to keep rioters out of the building during the President’s annual State Of The Union address. White House aides assured D.C. residents they don’t expect violence and that they’re just trying to avoid another presidential Silver Alert.
“Biden stays mentally alert by occasionally taking unplanned walks during speeches and other events,” White House Staffer John Mckinley explained. “It’s what keeps him so young and on the ball. We’ve found it’s best to just anticipate these strolls and set up protective measures so the President won’t wander into traffic or fall down a manhole.”
At publishing time, staffers had also been seen baby-proofing the House lectern just in case Biden takes one of his unscheduled naps in the middle of the speech and hits a corner of the podium.
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Clown show starts in a few minutes.
I wish I could have a shot of whatever they dope up the idiot tonight to keep him going,tis already way past his bedtime!
Imagine what you could accomplish in a day if you had access to the really good shit!
Biden Game Show.
Which Biden do you chooose?
The Biden behind curtain one?
The Biden behind curtain two?
Or the Biden behind curtain number three?
I’ll take the tiger behind door number 4. Him, I’m ready for!
They must know, in dark places where they dare to admit things to themselves, that there is no fence tall enough, no army strong enough, to keep those who just wanted to be left alone out when they have decided that the only way to be left alone is to remove the annoyance once and for all.
“The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love.
They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over.
The moment the Men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be. Which is why, when forced to take up violence,
these Men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely
play-acting at politics and terror. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
This is epic!
45 minutes late(so far!),what emergency will they use as a excuse to postpone?!
My little buddy is more on the ball then this clown!
I realize though Thursday I nominate this address as a tough contender for Friday Fail!
The reason for the fencing is the country finally agrees with me and realizes a small herd of Nigerian Dwarf Goats on shrooms will do a better job of leading the country!
That’ll be just about enough of that Islamic child porn, James. We’ve got STANDARDS here!
Protect the kids!!!
Clown World always starts in DC.
Then migrates to Europe and the EuroClowns cheerlead by the ((((MSM clowns+ HollyWeird Clowns.)))
It ends in when We The People have had enough of this suicidal shitshow circus.
Apparently we have some more road to go down before we say. “BASTA!”
I am well armed when the “End the Clown World” green light goes on.
Waiting…..
Sure would be a good idea if Joe’s handlers had specified outhouses in convenient spots should he feel like crappin his shorts.
Joe got lost from on the way from the entrance to the podium. That was a pretty short distance too.
More fences are used to keep people in then to keep people out. Think Joe Stalin.
God, I LOVE BB! I think I’m gonna commit to the link!