FRIDAY FAIL

Friday Fail Shallow Thoughts of the Week

It was frightening yet fascinating to behold such a devastating collapse, the result of base incompetence or malign actors taking control and purposefully steering a course of destruction. I’m referring, of course, to the Biden presidency.

Could there be a better metaphor for the Biden presidency than the obliteration of the Baltimore bridge? Loss of life, loss of livelihoods for thousands, loss of living standards for millions with yet another blow to the supply chain, pushing a city and perhaps the entire country, already prostrated by Democratic policies, over the abyss. Every hour of the day Biden does more damage than that ship did. He may well go down as the worst president in American history.

We’ve all seen the pervert sniffing and groping little girls and how they cringe and recoil; he terrifies them as their clueless mothers beam at the interaction. That’s the ideal metaphor for his affect on the cringing American public, as leftist women, feminized men, and “people of colour” beam. (Who the hell determined that “people of colour” was the label of choice but “coloured people” is horribly racist?)

Decades ago I overheard my father talking about a plane crash that had occurred that week and laughed as he mentioned, “I wish Danny Kaye was on that flight.” Clearly he hated Danny Kaye. When a tragedy happens, that comment flashes through my deranged mind, and I put my most hated figures in the deadly situation. So, who do we wish was on the bridge? Biden goes without saying (even though I just said). I mean he traveled over it by train without railroad tracks many times, so he could well have been on the bridge. Let’s make sure the entire Democratic caucus, and the RINOs, a visiting delegation of a couple of hundred leftist Canadian politicians, the entire CDC, NIH, FDA, Fed, WEF . . . In fact, let’s crowd on every damn deep-state bastard in the world, millions of the fuckers. Might not even need a ship with the weight of this throng, but better unsafe than sorry. “C’mon, make room! Climb on each other’s shoulders if you have to. Scale the girders. Squeeze in!” Then bring on the ship! And throw anchors at anyone who survives the fall.

How the hell is Biden essentially tied with Trump in the polls? True, Trump is as subtle as a nuclear bomb and has a natural tendency to offend, but, God almighty, I’d vote for Hitler over Biden. Never mind his abysmal record in office; this is a man who lowers the national IQ by a few points every time he opens his mouth. And he’s a genius compared to the vice–president; every time she opens her mouth men lower their zippers. Now, the media hires pollsters who’ll bias the results in favour of their preferred candidate, but how could anyone sane or sentient even think of voting for that ticket? It’s a measure of how elementary it is for a corrupt media to sway vacant minds.

Speaking of vacant minds, what the hell was Kennedy thinking with his choice of a political nobody for VP? I thought he was smarter than that. After he made that choice, I won’t even admit to be a quarter Kennedy (my paternal grandmother’s family) this week. Sure she has money and can get him on the ballot in a lot of states, but she’s a leftist loon. Was great seeing Democratic heads explode over it though.

So, who will Trump choose as VP? Let’s help him out, shall we? TBP commenters are some of the sharpest on the net, according to that unimpeachable source, me. Who FF fans prefer for VP will no doubt figure prominently in Trump’s choice. So let’s see who we prefer (but this comment is already long enough—too long for some–so let’s start anew).

I was going to close by saying, “Happy Good Friday,” but that seems inappropriate for a solemn occasion. “Solemn Good Friday and Happy Easter?” Anyway, enjoy Friday Fail.

Would you support Trump choosing Ron DeSantis for VP?

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