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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:44 am

shopping

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 7:54 pm

Some times, a man has a funny idea and wants to make others laugh.

No harm in that, is there?

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:44 am

gjvob-rxoaa-3uz

Suds
Suds
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 7:55 pm

That’s a great picture, Tigger. Good find.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:45 am

the-game

GT Void
GT Void
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:11 am

Nothing is EVER government funded- it is TAXPAYER funded. A key distinction.

Tigger
Tigger
  GT Void
March 30, 2024 5:16 am

Agreed!

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:46 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 3:08 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 12:46 am

She’s another link to the origin of the “C-word.”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Student of History
March 30, 2024 3:40 pm

Aaahhhh……aahhhh…….oohhh…….if I only had a brain…….aaaahhhh……

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:46 am

In another land, when thieves and thugs try blocking traffic for nefarious reasons…

James
James
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:03 am

What can I say?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
March 29, 2024 11:33 am

Now he can say I am dead that day! I can see that happening in Russia to a black guy

Bauls
Bauls
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:57 am

Nice

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 8:59 pm

Omega man?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 1:08 am

The very same.
Remade with a negro of course as the origional Matheson novel titled, “I Am Legend”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
March 30, 2024 1:38 pm

I do so love a happy ending.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 30, 2024 4:28 pm

MOVE, BITCH!
GET OUT ‘DA WAY!
OUTTA THE WAY, BITCH. MOVE!

Some Stoner
Some Stoner
  Suds
April 3, 2024 3:31 am

Legit sounded like a jawa at the end there.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:46 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:46 am

I like the quote .

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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:46 am

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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:47 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:12 am

At any rate, Neil’s CAMERAMAN was the first person on the moon… except that nobody ever went to the moon.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
March 29, 2024 11:37 am

SoH is going to get real pissed if he sees this. After all, his dad (who told him santa was real) worked on the program that fake sent men to the moon.

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 12:29 pm

FED ALERT!

“Anonymous” above knows more about me than anyone here should.

(I’m honored you broke cover G-Man.)

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:00 pm

Is Santa still real, SOH?

Student of History
Student of History
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 12:22 am

Didn’t grow up with Santa Clause (aka Chronos according to some).

We had Julenissen.
https: //www .scandinavianchristmastraditions.com/julenissen. html
(remove blank spaces)

But, by the time I was about four and a half, I no longer believed and started pestering parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles for what I wanted instead of telling them what hoped Julenissen would bring me.

As to Santa being real or not, I leave that decision to you.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 30, 2024 1:13 am
Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 8:17 am

A fitting gif for what happens on the platform from T2T.
Hence, STMs.
{time to time}
(shit throwing monkeys)

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:13 am

And that’s the last time little Billy heard the truth from a government worker.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:51 am

“Lawful order”is a MILITARY TERM……are we under martial law???……
Are YOU in the military?…..I’m not……
The Constitution empowers NO such individual,group,state or government!…..

fujigm
fujigm
  Obbledy
March 29, 2024 9:01 pm

The gun is what empowers.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Obbledy
March 30, 2024 4:05 pm

Yes we are under martial law. DJT is a wartime president and still CIC.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:47 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 3:15 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 4:57 pm

Such a healthy young lady….

Suds
Suds
  Retirednottired
March 29, 2024 7:57 pm

makin’ me quiver.

nkit
nkit
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:32 pm

**groan**

A9racer
A9racer
  Retirednottired
March 29, 2024 9:50 pm

She has a point

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 8:02 pm

and then apologize for your slurs, eye rolls and ridicule

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 9:48 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:32 pm

That’s racist

Phil
Phil
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 2:09 pm

“Roasted” literally in Haiti.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
March 29, 2024 7:58 pm

Later that evening, he cooked up their village dog and fed it to them w/ rice.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 2:06 am

That poor dog was skin and bones. Fleas, and mange.

k31
k31
  Suds
March 29, 2024 9:55 am

That’s hot. I have a hayfield in the back of my SUV and I am going to try this.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:14 am

Awesome! And I’m already tooled up for the job.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:15 am

That woman getting her jollies from the vibrations?

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 8:00 pm

She’s digging the fact that her old man finally picked up and used a vacuum.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
March 29, 2024 4:59 pm

Brilliant!

A Dolphin Haydn
A Dolphin Haydn
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:55 pm

He just emulsified his gas tank but otherwise all good

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:49 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:16 am

“He’s a great teacher. He really seems to care. About what, I have no idea!” – Rodney Dangerfield, Back To School

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:50 am

Some might say unchristian but not me.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 8:04 pm

and then collect your commission from big pharma

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:50 am
again
again
  Suds
March 29, 2024 9:57 am
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  again
March 29, 2024 10:18 am

If they’re so smart, why is it so easy to call them into shotgun range?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 29, 2024 11:10 am

50 years ago I got a recording of a crow and owl fight. They come running by the dozens when they hear that. There was a guy who had one too and he filled the bed of a Ford pickup with crows he shot. If you can make a whistling sound like a raptor when you hear crows they come and act all riled up.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  again
March 29, 2024 1:36 pm

I’ll bet half of the current MIT graduating class couldn’t figure this out … 

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 9:20 pm
10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  The True Nolan
March 30, 2024 1:04 am

Frightening level of stupidity.

VOWG
VOWG
  10ffgrid
March 30, 2024 11:40 am

Beyond frightening, these dummies get to vote.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  again
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

Crows are the only wild animals known to make and use crude tools other than chimpanzees.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Orangutan
March 29, 2024 11:37 pm

Ok, the suspense is killin’ me.
What do they use the chimpanzee’s for??

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 3:51 am

opposible thumbs.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  The Orangutan
March 30, 2024 4:12 pm

You forgot kneegrose.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  again
March 29, 2024 7:24 pm

that’s why Odin called his ravens for recon… Hugin and Munin

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 1:45 pm

Heckle and Jeckle got banned cuz woke….

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:17 am

This bird brain is smarter than anyone in the White House.

GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:16 am

Oklahoma blows them up by the tens of thousands because they ruin crops.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 2:19 pm

Is the government going to give you a check for providing a home for him?

T4C
T4C
  Suds
March 29, 2024 7:55 pm

Amazing, Godful, proof that animals are sentient. Beautiful.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:50 am

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VOWG
VOWG
  Tigger
March 30, 2024 11:41 am

I have tried three of your items and the page will not load???

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:20 am

My wife wouldn’t need proof. She’d never believe any woman was that desperate.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 3:21 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
March 29, 2024 9:22 pm

And hopefully you will now tell her that if she tries that suspicious, unproven accusations crap again, she can go screw herself.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:51 am

1972

1972-ice-age-not-global-warming-result

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:25 am

This is why their marketing slogan changed to “climate change,” so they don’t have to go back and forth between global warming and global cooling while they increase regulations and taxes to combat the weather.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:52 am

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:13 am

I can still see her basement floor. More ammo!

GT Void
GT Void
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:17 am

And when she is done, she can start cleaning her rifle as well.

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox
  GT Void
March 29, 2024 11:09 pm

You don’t consider the BCG as part of her rifle?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 8:07 pm

so fake with all the little grease smears in different places

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:52 am

Hat tip: Eaton Rapids Joe / Bayou Renaissance Man

Boosting the signal
…flexibility and responsiveness (to pervasive, secular trends) are largely conspicuous by their absence. (in formerly trusted organizations like government and corporations)

This, of course, makes it all the more urgent for us, as individuals and like-mined “tribes” or self-selected small communities, to prepare ourselves for these disruptive factors. That’s not just in terms of stockpiling food and basic essentials, either: it’s educating ourselves to provide as many as possible of the services we need from within our own ranks, rather than relying on our local, state and national authorities to provide them.

I read this over at Bayou Renaissance Man. Text with white background was added by me. I also added the underline.

“Preps” buy us time but should not mistaken as the overarching objective. A limb with a tourniquet on it is not a healthy, functioning limb even though the tourniquet may be a necessary step to returning that limb to a state of health.

Start living life as if there were no institutional safety-nets

Treat your friends well and your family even better

Take care of your body. Feed it right. Keep moving.

When you injure somebody (and it will happen), apologize. Ask for forgiveness. Make amends. If they are not available (i.e. far away or dead), then pour out your grief on a surrogate for that person.

Savor the good. Celebrate joy no matter how small or humble.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:52 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:09 pm

I still write emails like I would a formal letter.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:53 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:53 am

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 1:39 pm

Just aim for the ground … it’ll happen all on its own.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 9:09 pm

Or keep flying.
Same result.

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:54 am

‘nuther good tune in the background…one for James & Joe…

James
James
  Suds
March 29, 2024 12:22 pm

Excellent!

That said,who is this “Joe”?!

Suds
Suds
  James
March 29, 2024 4:28 pm

Really?
Your Average Joe.
YAJ.
He’s a legend on FF.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  James
March 30, 2024 1:19 am

John B. Sebastian “The Lovin’ Spoonful”

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 30, 2024 5:33 am

Some great vids today! music too!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:54 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:50 am

One of the best NA pics I have seen

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:28 am

But what sense does it make that we don’t pronounce the s?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 3:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 7:28 pm

numerous words have a changed pronunciation from their use in olde english to modern english

GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:21 am

So is the water one pronounced “int-land”?

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:56 am

Reality in clown world.

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:22 am

That’s the moment life gets interesting for all parties involved. Lookin’ forward to it!

GT Void
GT Void
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:21 am

Ahhh, she must have posted “fuck Joe Biden” on Facebook.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
March 29, 2024 11:54 am

Yep that’s the one I saw

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 3:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:53 am

I literally saw a YT video this morning where the FBLie went to the home of a woman because of a FB post so there’s that

GT Void
GT Void
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 4:28 pm

Either I’m clairvoyant or I saw that, too. I dunno.

I got a name
I got a name
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:52 pm

This ole meme is not so humourous anymore up here in kananadstan.

It’s reality.

…And soon these goons will be the MAID police.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 8:08 pm

this actually happened to a couple people recently by the FBI

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:56 am

Capturing dinner…somewhere over the pond. Props for ingenuity…

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:30 am

This is how smart the bird brains in the white house are.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 10:35 am

Mostly like that third one to be trapped…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 3:25 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 5:39 am

Well I laughed!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:56 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:31 am

35 minutes and still no burger.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 11:44 am

It is the dedication to keep trying that makes us men.

todd
todd
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 3:09 pm

its like those 3d pictures that were all the rage for awhile…not everyone can see them or rather it, the burger i mean…

Matman
Matman
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 4:38 pm

Still waiting for her to raise her dress so I can see the burger………

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:57 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:58 am

Chicago on a good weekend.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:32 am

That would’ve brought down an F35.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 1:01 pm

A light breeze would have brought down an F35.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
March 29, 2024 3:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:35 am

Maybe the mayor of Baltimore can scare the white man by hiring these fools to build a new bridge.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 11:25 am

The DEI dilemma solved. If she’s a communist they will make her chief engineer. She’ll fit right in anywhere run by Democrats. She’s got that homeless crack whore vibe down to a T.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:58 am

If DIE was a video

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:59 am

And this is why NA pics are so special

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Suds
March 29, 2024 9:32 pm

Sad truth number 478:

Remember when you were only 4 or 5 years old and you drew pictures of airplanes with wings sticking out up and down? When you were 4 or 5, those pictures looked great to you. That is how a lot of Africans are. The lady who made those walls in the video thinks they look just fine. She really, truly, does not see why anyone would want to change what she built for pointless reasons like interlocking joints, or actual vertical rows. To her the walls are perfectly functional. She’s proud of them. Just like a 4 year old with an airplane picture.

And now we are told that she should be allowed to fly an airliner or design a power plant.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
March 30, 2024 1:23 am

The “head” architect of Wakanda.

And now, for something completely different…
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 1:25 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 9:58 am

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 9:59 am

P.S.A…hat tip The Art of Manliness…

How to Instantly Recognize a Stroke

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:00 am

Clearly somebody was very worried.

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k31
k31
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:19 am

My firs thought was bicycle enthusiast.

Suds
Suds
  k31
March 29, 2024 8:10 pm

Deceased still cast a vote for Joe in 2020. & got counted more than once.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:00 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:28 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:00 am

h/t: Knuckledraggin…

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:37 am

I’d have shown a picture of Kamala . . . going down on a banana.

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:01 am

Knuckles, again

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:39 am

She told me she was going to cut down on our air conditioning, but I didn’t believe her.

A9racer
A9racer
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:04 pm

Suburban housewife cut and blow

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:01 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:02 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:29 pm

Worth every penny!
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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:02 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:03 am

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 30, 2024 5:49 am

Magic! god bless them all!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 30, 2024 1:52 pm

This is why it’s so crushingly painful when you lose them to age.

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:37 am

Children usually FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND CAPABLE than most adults and the govt think they are.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Student of History
March 30, 2024 3:00 am

Dogs, too.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:05 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:44 am

This just in: A Boeing Dreamliner crashed into 1060 West Addison. A company spokesman blamed it on Putin.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 4:39 pm

I’ve used that address on occasion as a joke – anybody who’s seen the Blues Brothers should know instantly.

MadMan
MadMan
  Jackie Puppet
March 29, 2024 5:22 pm

I usually give the address of my local hells angels clubhouse

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Jackie Puppet
March 31, 2024 9:36 am

My favorite stop taking the el from Howard St.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:06 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:32 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 6:37 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:07 am

Let’s hope so.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:46 am

Safer to delete all, reformat, and start over.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:07 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:32 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 6:38 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 9:39 pm

My Dad was one of them. Grew up him telling us about the real story. I t wasn’t the the one like they showed in Band of Brothers. Wild blowout that lasted days.