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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:08 am

Built-in-50s-result

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:49 am

Add, “BACKFIRES A LOT,” and that’s me!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 4:04 pm

The whole sayin’ is “$h!t fire and save matches!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ArKayne
March 29, 2024 4:54 pm

There’s another line.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:08 am

GJN3m-UPWMAE6r-Ff

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:09 am

gjn5qxaw0aamjhi

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:51 am

See me at the top of the tower pointing and laughing?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 9:45 pm

That does look like the view from the other side.
Definitely NA, though.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:10 am

fragile-masculinity

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:51 am

It’s a shame the glass cracked.

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 4:45 pm

The crack glass increases the value, just ask Hunter Biden…..

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:11 am

Get yourself some of these…or not.

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:38 pm

We would still have sound money, but the people were too weak and pacified to keep sound money.

B Man
B Man
  Suds
March 30, 2024 8:18 pm

Bad money pushes out good money!

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:11 am

Even back then…

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
March 29, 2024 3:35 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:12 am

Yup

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:40 pm

That’s not the only thing you may see . . .

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
March 30, 2024 9:45 pm

Sorry, but IMHO, it’s the one who DOESN’T follow the herd sees a bunch of assholes. Am I wrong ?

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:13 am

Lori Lightfoot was a hard act to follow, but he is exceeding all expectations.

look-to-your-own-house-mayor

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 3:36 pm

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Matman
Matman
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 4:47 pm

Well, he is a democrat so that doesn’t compute…..

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:13 am

been there; done this…

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Suds
March 29, 2024 1:54 pm

I bought one of those and when I brought it home the mrs grabbed the receipt and said she’s gonna return it. I haven’t seen her since last Saturday.

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:13 am

Me and Suzie had so much fun…

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:30 am

That turd packer has never had fun with Suzie. Hes a liar.

fujigm
fujigm
  Red Greenback
March 29, 2024 12:13 pm

Maybe he’s the packee.
Just sayin’.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Red Greenback
March 29, 2024 1:22 pm

Maybe it was with a boy named Sue …

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:14 am

I’ll allow it…

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:14 am

Jenny, Jenny

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:59 am

I just called, and Jenny changed her number.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 12:15 pm

Dude, Jenny lives in an old folks home now.

Ivana Tinkle
Ivana Tinkle
  Suds
March 29, 2024 12:34 pm

My obtuce triple jabbed brothers didn’t get it.

fujigm
fujigm
  Ivana Tinkle
March 29, 2024 9:47 pm

Obtuce?
They must be dunses…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ivana Tinkle
March 30, 2024 1:35 am

The grammar rule is, “S ” before “C” except after “U”.

DUH!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:14 am

09d46831777177bec73192ef4a52234f89d05ca45ceb2e3ca4230397218a49c0

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 10:16 am

am-Dkz-Gom-700w-0

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:47 pm

When I said send me a pic of your kitty, that’s not what I meant

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 4:49 pm

Although the surroundings look cozy…….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 8:15 pm

as a cat owner, I just hope nothing startles that kitten instantly awake. Kittens have razor sharp claws

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 9:48 pm

And the pain is exquisite….

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:16 am

What an elegant, talented young lady here, with a pretty damn good message, too.

Copacop
Copacop
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:03 am

This was fantastic… Thank you… Her parents must be very proud…

Gary
Gary
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:54 am

Much appreciated!

Scot
Scot
  Suds
March 29, 2024 12:16 pm

If you watch that video on youtube’s site, the satanic demons at youtube have put a huge disclaimer under it full of their lies promoting the murder of children.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
March 29, 2024 5:43 pm

That was intensely powerful and moving. This girl has a great future.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
March 29, 2024 9:53 pm

OK.
But most all of them are liberal progressives fetuses.
Everyone has the right to destroy their progeny.
Margaret Sanger was right.
So was Sun Tzu (or was it Feng Shui?)
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:18 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:00 am

Give him my wife. That’ll cure him.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:18 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:49 pm

Oh fuck there is a dog driving a car.

todd
todd
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 3:35 pm

and a taxi no less…

Matman
Matman
  todd
March 29, 2024 4:51 pm

Never a cheap fare either way…..

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 3:39 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:19 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 4:32 pm

Re-read the prior meme.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:19 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 5:48 pm

Sure, that should work just fine.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:19 am

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A9racer
A9racer
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:14 pm

And several had “outside help”

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:20 am

suggested reading for the idiots following any narrative the borg puts forth…

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GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
March 29, 2024 4:33 pm

Yeah, like the fake moon landing and a fake globe earth.

GT Void
GT Void
  GT Void
March 30, 2024 10:26 am

I rest my case. Thanks for proving my point DV’ers.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
March 31, 2024 12:21 am

Not my downvote, but you did get one correct.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 8:17 pm

yep, we try to help and warn and inform and all we get is cr*p back. Remember when this all comes out, how you treated us and still, we will try to answer your questions

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 9:54 pm

Who’s this “we” shit?
Speak for yourself.

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:21 am

Effect: meet the Cause.

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:23 am

Delusional waters run deep…

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:03 am

Get her new book, How I Ruined My Child. Just $39.99 from all major book sellers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 12:23 pm

Ask Goldie, maybe she can help you with your daughter.
PS Don’t ask Cher

I got a name
I got a name
  Suds
March 29, 2024 4:20 pm

Another waste of hundreds of generations of evolution.

fujigm
fujigm
  I got a name
March 29, 2024 9:56 pm

Not at all.
Much if not most of evolution comes to a dead end.
Proof positive.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
March 29, 2024 5:51 pm

Stupid bitch. Call Child Services… no, wait, these days they are on the side of the insane.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Suds
March 30, 2024 10:00 pm

Which is bigger, her IQ or her shoe size ?………………….. Trick question. They’re the same.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:24 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:33 pm

Who do you think is helping import the invaders? They’re chaperones ffs.
Most retarded meme of the last 3 1/2 years.
Fail

k31
k31
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 4:10 pm

This is the only boomer meme here that stands out to you?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Student of History
March 30, 2024 3:20 pm
Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 10:26 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:19 pm

Not so much anymore…

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:28 am

Agreed. Now get off my lawn you little bastards!

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
March 29, 2024 3:41 pm

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Matman
Matman
  Suds
March 29, 2024 6:49 pm

Unless you’re Pedo Joe…that’s when you lie most of the time and accidentally tell the truth now and then……..

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:29 am

bi-ahtch

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Deimos
Deimos
March 29, 2024 10:31 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Deimos
March 29, 2024 3:42 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:32 am

Rabbit is probably healthier protein than baked chicken.
Less fat, and was a vegetarian before culling.
I’ve had it before, and if done correctly, is delish.

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
March 29, 2024 1:02 pm

… and just in time for Easter.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Suds
March 29, 2024 2:07 pm

Just a funny story:
A bunch of guys sitting in the company lunch room having a discussion about easter when one guy says his Greek friends eat goat on easter, so I, being Greek, tried to correct him by saying don’t you mean lamb? He said no, it was goat. I insisted it is lamb that Greeks eat on easter being that Jesus is referred to as the Lamb of God. He started to get quite adamant that it was “goat”. Realizing I wasn’t going to persaude him otherwise, I declared, I guess every culture has it’s hillbillies, to which he blurtted out some nasty BS, got up, and left our table. Go figure.

Matman
Matman
  Muscledawg
March 29, 2024 6:51 pm

He was just trying to goat you and it worked…..

fujigm
fujigm
  Matman
March 29, 2024 9:58 pm

The word is goad.
It’s a cross-breed between a goat and a toad….
Common mistake.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 12:05 am

You’re too smart for this crowd, brother…

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Matman
March 30, 2024 3:31 pm

If anyone’s goat was got, it was his. He got up and left the table mad, not me.

Suds
Suds
March 29, 2024 10:40 am

OK, heathens…I’m spent.
Headin’ out in 50 degree sunny weather to go smack around a dimpled white ball w/ friends on this crisp Spring day of faith, for some.
Surely my buddy will forgive me.
Per tradition, later today, I will re-watch The Passion.
It hits me hard, right in the solar plexus, and the onions get cut up near me again.

Have a blessed day / evening / and enjoy Easter Sunday with your family and friends.

Keep on keeping on.

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Copacop
Copacop
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:10 am

Sounds like a solid plan… Happy Easter to you and yours… He is risen…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Copacop
March 30, 2024 1:40 am

He Is Risen.

Student of History
Student of History
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:36 am

Have a blessed passover weekend!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 1:03 pm

Uh … passover isn’t until April …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 2:01 pm

Hmm…
I refuse to wish anyone a Happy Easter which is really saying “Happy Ishtar.”

And Christ IS our passover.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 2:28 pm

Amen! It is Resurrection Sunday. I will not honor the Babylonian goddess of fertility!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 29, 2024 12:25 pm

Why da ball gots to be white?

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 4:43 pm

Popular demand, Darnell, with neon yellow, red, & orange gaining. Might see a green, blue, or purple rarely. No browns. Blacks exist. I have one.
Conspicuously, the logo on it says Vice.
I know. Go figure. Right?

H2O
H2O
  Suds
March 30, 2024 9:36 pm

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best
And…

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:28 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:58 am

If there’s no number on her bottom, how am I supposed to know?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 2:26 pm

And Bob’s negger has shown up!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:27 pm

I missed it the first time but got it the next 10 times.

Paul Mathis
Paul Mathis
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 12:44 pm

I still haven’t seen a number

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 2:10 pm

I don’t know. However, the only number I care about with her is “69”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Muscledawg
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

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Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 6:54 pm

You mean that Sasquatch in the corner?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Matman
March 30, 2024 1:43 am

Gorlock The Destroyer

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:28 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:59 am

All I know is that’s a government operation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:28 pm

Take 2…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 3:43 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 8:28 pm

Maybe it will work better than Preparation H….

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 11:07 pm

That roll of TP is green so it ain’t for sale in the USA, because some asshole decided to enact a regulation stating that TP has to be WHITE . . . that’s RAYCISS !!!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:30 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:28 pm

Gravity check.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 2:11 pm

On a scale of 1-10, how much pain does that cause?

Phil
Phil
  Muscledawg
March 29, 2024 2:20 pm

The pain to her chest or the pain in my zipped-up pants?

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 2:47 pm

From the movie “Click” with Adam Sandler.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 4:56 pm

I was hoping that would slow down!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:30 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:02 pm

Took me 3 hours to program the treadmill, but it was worth it.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 12:23 pm

But next time you’ll get a fat dude with dirty underwear…

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  fujigm
March 29, 2024 8:29 pm

Or maybe none.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:31 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:29 pm

I always hated eyebrow day.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 1:44 am

Crossfit! Let her tell you all about it!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:31 am

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Phil
Phil
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 2:21 pm

Ouch! More pain!

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:32 am

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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:33 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:04 pm

Add typing nonsense, and that’s me!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 3:44 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:33 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:05 pm

That straightened out my putter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 1:58 pm

Nah, a blue pill does that for you

Phil
Phil
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 2:24 pm

From Larry the Cable Guy:

My grandpa takes half a viagra every morning just to keep from pissin’ on his slippers.

Matman
Matman
  Phil
March 29, 2024 6:58 pm

…and grandma is not too happy about it……

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:33 am

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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:34 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 3:45 pm

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yogi
yogi
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 5:07 pm

perhaps the democrats back then were right?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 5:28 pm

What’s funny is that they niggers believe it.

Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:34 am

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I got a name
I got a name
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 4:35 pm

This girl in the meme represents western civilization and we are passing the last step of the staircase.

That split second just before she turned to head her to see where she was heading…at which point it is too late to stop the inevitable laws of motion.

Enjoy your Idiocracy libtards.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Tigger
March 30, 2024 3:37 pm

Reason # 395 for having your situational awareness radar in good working order.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:08 pm

I’m offended. It’s not handi-accessible!

I got a name
I got a name
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 4:39 pm

If you lose your footing you will be handicapped.

Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 11:35 am

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Tigger
Tigger
March 29, 2024 11:36 am

lovely

Bob P
Bob P
  Tigger
March 29, 2024 12:28 pm

I’m offended. It’s not Bobby-accessible!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:39 pm

Good Friday and Happy Easter to all. Drop a few and be back later.
And away we go:
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 8:23 pm

I think they should show Xi with Biden on a leash

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:01 pm

Now serving 20 in the pen…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:40 pm
Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

This is just more Fear Porn hours after the original lie was the port only handles 10% and that can be absorbed by the other ports….wait for them to generate another lie.
Oh and the birds show this entire thing is AI generated, I would be upset but…
SQUIRREL!

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:14 pm

Good catch! By both Cowboy and the bridge…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:41 pm
fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:06 pm

Whoa!
Snap!