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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:05 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:29 pm

Nope.
That’s just an angel watching over you.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:38 pm

Dunham has to do a routine with Biden as that dummy, if he hasn’t already. They look so much alike and both have empty skulls.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:09 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:50 pm

They need to be able to put themselves out when they start burning … or stop locking the doors and windows and killing the occupants who are trapped inside …

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 10:31 pm

No, they don’t.
Gotta cull the stupids wherever you can.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:05 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:41 pm

Yup, nippilius erectilius will capture our attention from puberty through death.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 6:47 pm

And the forerunner to them all was Farrah Fawcett on Charlie’s Angels.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
March 29, 2024 10:32 pm

I think it goes back further…

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 11:17 pm

With me it was the ears on Annette’s sweater.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:11 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:33 pm

You authorized it.
You paid taxes.

A9racer
A9racer
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 9:12 pm

Bingo

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:14 pm

But I’ll be back later
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Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 1:28 pm

Time for me to make my way to the slap-up meal prepared for this Good Friday.

We really should be thankful we lived through the high-point of what a Christian-based civilization created. It’s been going downhill a while, but we must NEVER forget how blessed we were in The West, generally speaking, and how blessed we are even today as individuals in Christ. It may take a while, but God always leaves a remnant to rebuild with later – after His correcting us for our apostasy. Meanwhile let’s give thanks for our Savior, Christ Jesus especially so this Sunday…

THANKS TO ALL WHO MAKE F.F. THE PLACE TO START THE WEEKEND.
May you all have an awesome passover weekend, and an amazing week.

See ya’ll again next Friday!
~ SoH

What The Heck?
What The Heck?
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 5:10 pm

How on earth could anyone down vote that!?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  What The Heck?
March 29, 2024 6:49 pm

Child, Jesus loves you.
But everyone else thinks you a DV’ing asshole.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 10:34 pm

No.
Jesus loves him, but still thinks he’s a down voting asshole.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:49 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
March 29, 2024 2:57 pm

dementia, from mercola:

Apathy is another common sign, although some people may display more blatant changes like suddenly becoming sexually promiscuous or developing the habit of snatching food off other people’s plates

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:49 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:08 pm

Crazt well trained dogs…

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:07 pm

This ingenious invention by Ebony Ross beat out a boring old quantum computer by Bob Smith for the Best Tech Innovation Award of 2023.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 7:56 pm

It’s been around for decades for canned beverages … WTF?

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 2:50 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
March 29, 2024 6:52 pm

~I counted five.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  T4C
March 30, 2024 11:54 am

I got dizzy and lost count

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:51 pm

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pauiel
pauiel
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:48 pm

good thing the door wasn’t locked

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:51 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:19 pm

After three days of nothing but Taco Bell, Jimmy never knew what trouble would happen when he farted.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:08 pm

Now keep that up for 20 years and you’ll be back to a healthy weight.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:41 pm

He’s not skipping the rope. Just sayin’..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:50 pm

rope is in front of him, so basically a lie just like the media does all the time

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 3:25 pm

Hey, it’s the best that fat bastard can do……………

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:12 pm

Don’t feel bad, Scott, I was going to say no anyway.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:20 pm

(Drops fake diamond ring.) “Geez! That was a three caret ring!!!”

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:18 pm

What happens when you raise wages to $20/hour? This. This shit is what happens

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 8:41 pm

The Carl’s Jr in my Cali town has just implemented AI for drive through order taking. People are not pleased at the weird shit they’re finding when they open the feed bags. And the $20/hr hasn’t even started yet.

fujigm
fujigm
  Little Mouse in the Corner
March 29, 2024 10:40 pm

Would you like an Extra Big Ass fries with that?

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:09 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
March 29, 2024 9:22 pm

Dumb Leftys. Believe everything they are told.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:55 pm

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Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:15 pm

Driving all day makes me Dog tired, better nip at the mailman walking down the street, you know for Safety

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:15 pm

What happens when Mexicans get too much money.

Bob P
Bob P
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 4:41 pm

Fuck I’m funny

Bob P
Bob P
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 9:05 pm

Hey, I’ll make myself look like a fool. I don’t need your help. Get your own handle. May I suggest arsepipe?

H2O
H2O
  Bob P
March 30, 2024 8:42 pm

like ha ha or just funny look’n ? 😉

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:56 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 2:56 pm

Democratic wimmens paying homage to their mascot.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  T4C
March 29, 2024 4:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:56 pm

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k31
k31
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:53 pm

Too bad that clown didn’t drown.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  k31
March 30, 2024 7:34 pm

But we don’t really know that, do we? Stay positive. At least, the donkey didn’t.

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  nkit
March 30, 2024 1:08 am

Two jack-asses and their beast of burden.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:57 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:59 pm

Dude!
Have you never seen Goldfinger?
You lucky bastard.
Almost made yourself a castrato soprano.
Then you would’ve been singin’ the blues,
in a real high voice.

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
March 30, 2024 7:57 am

Probably thinks it’s the disc cutters fault.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
March 31, 2024 10:16 am

Staged. The retaining hub is still on the grinder arbor.

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 2:57 pm
k31
k31
  T4C
March 29, 2024 3:54 pm

Yea, that’s Jewish AF.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  k31
March 29, 2024 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:12 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 8:00 am

Looking good!

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:27 pm

They walk in their own piss and shit and do shit like this and people let these things walk on their kitchen counters. I will never eat or drink anything at a person’s house that has a cat.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 10:48 pm

There is piss and shit on everything you touch.
On the food you purchase, on the hands you shake.
On the door knobs you touch and the stair rails that guide you.
This constant exposure is what keeps your immune system active and in shape.
Never do anything that destroys your immune system.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
March 31, 2024 10:20 am

Suffers from low self-esteem.

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 2:59 pm
Ed
Ed
  T4C
March 29, 2024 4:55 pm

I hate to break it to you, Sergio, but that ain’t an oven.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
March 29, 2024 10:27 pm

Boy scouts 40 years ago. Nothin new.

Matman
Matman
  T4C
March 30, 2024 3:33 pm

Tin can stove….

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  T4C
March 31, 2024 10:22 am

You could just warm the sealed can by a fire.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 2:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:30 pm

Eyes, smile, tits, eyes, smile, tits, eyes, smile, tits, eyes, smile, tits, eyes, smile, tits, eyes, smile, tits . . .

Tigger
Tigger
  Nocte Volens
March 30, 2024 8:08 am

Pretty.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 7:05 pm

LMAO

Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 3:37 pm

Fake…if it’s that cold outside it would be much smaller and the balls too…..

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:02 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Nocte Volens
March 30, 2024 4:29 pm

Slender, but oh so curvy-lovely

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