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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:42 pm

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:16 pm

Strip golf!

hammie
hammie
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:42 pm

Feet pictures never crossed my mind even once.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:47 pm

Three holes in one go?

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:04 pm

Soapy pics in the shower!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:43 pm

Season 5 Showtime GIF by Dexter - Find & Share on GIPHY

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:00 pm

I suppose a nuclear winter would imply a lack of global warming.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:37 pm

Every picture tells a story don’t it

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 3:01 pm

This one tells an insane story that will have people laughing their asses off at us a hundred years from now.

I got a name
I got a name
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 4:52 pm

In less than 5 years, 98% of EV’s are still gonna be on the road, because just like dufous….. they won’t make it home..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:04 pm

Yeah, but Biden was busy. It’s a lot of work ruining a country.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:49 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 8:40 pm

It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.

fujigm
fujigm
  The True Nolan
March 29, 2024 10:08 pm

Yah!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:46 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:34 pm

kamala?

I got a name
I got a name
  ILuvCO2
March 29, 2024 4:54 pm

Nope,,, that’s joe coming in from behind.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:47 pm

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Phil
Phil
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:29 pm

If you look closely you can see the coyotes’ tail sticking out from under that boulder.

Off my Lawn
Off my Lawn
  Phil
March 29, 2024 3:04 pm

You forgot….Beep Beep

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:48 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:09 pm

Blackboards are so passe…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:49 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:19 pm

He never left.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Muscledawg
March 29, 2024 3:50 pm

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k31
k31
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:59 pm

Literally one of the most lawless presidents since Lincoln.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
March 30, 2024 12:16 am

Like, Literally? Totally…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  k31
March 30, 2024 1:52 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

God be praised you came out of the longest coma on record., Ken.

You missed a great deal over the past several dozen decades.
Over time, you’ll learn what you missed being unconcious for so long…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 12:16 am

Psssstt – it’s too late…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:12 pm

“I got myocarditis from my first vaccination, but I make sure to get my boosters because myocarditis can go away due to terrible anti-vaxxers.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:51 pm

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:26 pm

Get rid of a couple of pistols and put in some loaded magazines for the rifle.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:51 pm

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A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:38 pm

I say let them work here but no welfare and they pay triple taxes

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  USA Cowboy
March 31, 2024 11:47 am

Like the Zman said, as soon as they start whacking the well off (especially the Post-Liberal Left) in nice neighborhoods, all of a sudden, 50M deportations.
Think 1920 Wall Street. JPM. Boom.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:52 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:42 pm

I prefer “criminal foreign invaders”.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:27 pm

You know we all heard it in his voice. Rip Sam

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:53 pm
Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 2:22 pm

The repairs on that are gonna cost more than my house.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:54 pm

Bad puns:

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:22 pm

My mom’s from England. She ruined my childhood with puns like this.

fujigm
fujigm
  Little Mouse in the Corner
March 29, 2024 10:14 pm

How dare you!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:55 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:55 pm
Student of History
Student of History
March 29, 2024 12:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 3:55 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 8:45 pm

Yes, it is the old saying, “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

k31
k31
  Student of History
March 29, 2024 4:03 pm

Never forget the 1st Amendment was used to silence the Church. But also federal intimidation and extortion was also used.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  k31
March 30, 2024 1:55 am

Used by whom and when?

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 10:15 am

Tax codes.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

“Tax codes” is not an answer to “Used by whom and when.”

Try again, please.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:56 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:56 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:29 pm

I have to admit it was very funny

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 1:58 am

Billie “Bouncing” Burke.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:47 pm

“Not to fear little children. I can’t help you now, but I will help you next fall.”

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:17 pm

OK.
That’s f’n hilarious!
Especially the wand bounce.

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 7:23 am

LOL!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:57 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:57 pm
Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

And sometimes you gotta warm up just to sit up

ArKayne
ArKayne
  Bauls
March 29, 2024 3:58 pm

Yep. Just lay there and stare at the ceiling for 5-10 minutes and take stock of what’s aching so you know what part ain’t going to work for you today.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:58 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:01 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
March 29, 2024 4:57 pm

Awesome find Arteest!
Love that breed.

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 7:26 am

Good boy!!!!!

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
March 30, 2024 3:52 pm

Dog has better manners than the bitch leading him.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:59 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 12:59 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:00 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:02 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:14 pm

The state propaganda media is now actively prepping and gas-lighting you to accept all rare and early onset diseases to do with something / anything else besides what is causing them and that they 24/7 gas-lit and coerced you into doing .

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  I got a name
March 29, 2024 8:50 pm

Yep, my thoughts exactly!

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 7:27 am

Me Too moment!

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 1:03 pm

No, we’re just demented……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:00 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:01 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:29 pm

I see a future LQBTQ agitator with blue hair and lots of cats.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:24 pm

Who was waffles?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:51 pm

Waffle Derangement Syndrome

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:30 pm

Twat Waffles’ posts are what I’m dreaming of.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 3:59 pm

Be strong, Mom; that kid is already chubby enough.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:02 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:02 pm
Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:57 pm

If looks could kill.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Will the Scot
March 29, 2024 2:31 pm

Loraine is thinking “wait until he goes to sleep”.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:21 pm

Oh crappers! I’ve seen those eyes before… he is in for a world of hurt now.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  I got a name
March 29, 2024 8:53 pm

Oooooh… You think Antarctica is cold? Gonna be real cold in that bedroom tonight. You might want to put on some warm drawers.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:03 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:03 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:04 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:32 pm

It’s funny ’cause it’s not me.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:35 pm

The ole drop the log on the shovel and whack yourself in the twig and berries trick.
Get Smart

The ole, I bet there is a vid on the net of Smarts ole trick gags.
They got more elaborate as the show went on.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:04 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

That rust bucket must be 50 years old.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:05 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:35 pm

See, ladies, what we have to put up with when we pee, so stop bitching about periods and labour and stuff.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:00 pm

Wyman think they can do what men can do.
Peeing in a bucket is child play, try writing your name in the snow .

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  I got a name
March 29, 2024 8:57 pm

Best way to learn cursive.

Phil
Phil
  I got a name
March 29, 2024 11:55 pm

Here’s an old one:

Bill Clinton steps out of the white house one winter morning and sees someone has pissed ‘Bill Clinton is a son-of-a-bitch’ in the snow. He furiously orders the FBI to investigate and find out who the perpetrator of this insult is.

A week later the FBI director informs him of good news and bad news. The good news is the perpetrator has been discovered and it turns out to be none other than Jesse Jackson. “My God! What could the bad news be?” asks Clinton.

Well sir, it’s in Hillarys’ hand writing.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:27 pm

With practice, you can wash the mold ring from the toilet bowl.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  USA Cowboy
March 31, 2024 12:08 pm

She should try it with 6 golf balls in two sacks …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:06 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:08 pm
fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:29 pm

I watched it once and thought it was staged…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 1:08 pm

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