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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:02 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:05 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:18 pm

Whoopie goes to Golden Corral.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:05 pm

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Mesomorph
Mesomorph
  nkit
March 29, 2024 9:19 pm

I pretty sure those are soccer goalie gloves.

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 30, 2024 1:14 am

My Little Pony will fuck your shit up too !!!

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:06 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:07 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Nocte Volens
March 30, 2024 8:14 am

I am sorry that I laughed, I know that I am a bad person.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:35 pm

That board me.

A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
March 30, 2024 9:35 pm

Nailed it

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:07 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:19 pm

Brain freeze in 3..2..1…

Bob P
Bob P
  Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:36 pm

But will she swallow it?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 9:46 pm

I bet she was super popular in high school.

anon
anon
  Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 11:46 pm

5% actual dairy content

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:08 pm

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anony
anony
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:21 pm

kikes, I mean yikes!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:08 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:20 pm

She should have been thrown out of the Court by the other 8.

boo khaki
boo khaki
  MrLiberty
March 29, 2024 5:21 pm

all 9 of them hate the constitution

k31
k31
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:37 pm

The Uniparty confirmed her. Yet people still talk shit about just the democrats.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:56 pm

Fuck it.
Let’s just let the second amendment start hamstringing the government.
It could hamstring her ass first.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:09 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:11 pm
nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:11 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:11 pm

Good to know stuff

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:22 pm

Government employee.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:12 pm
I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:24 pm

Cool! Looks like her eyes popped put and rolled across the floor.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 5:30 pm

I hate underground parking.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

Posted a long time ago

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:03 pm

And he loves it…

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

Umm….today…at 76 years old.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  T4C
March 29, 2024 4:30 pm

I was 39 years old … my wife and I had just moved to Palos Verdes Estates, where there were dozens of them on the loose in the neighborhoods. They were amazing to see, especially the males showing their plumage to the females …

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Anthony Aaron
March 31, 2024 12:42 pm

They were so noisy out there in Malaga Cove in 2004 they were considered a nuisance – how do we get rid of them?

Lostokie
Lostokie
  T4C
March 29, 2024 7:43 pm

The first time I heard their mating call I thought someone had run over a cat and not killed it.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:06 pm

When you get turned around, just sit there idling until they pass out.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:10 pm

bridge is eerily similar to 9-11. Fake planes hit buildings – boat purposefully steered into a pile – buildings brought down by charges – bridge brought down by charges.

Do you guys really think a bridge was designed to totally collapse if one of it’s piles was hit by a boat? There are vids out there showing the charges going off.

Everything is fake….except for their desire to make us miserable, work like slaves, suffer, give them money and die

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:14 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:29 pm

What jack@zz puts salad on a pizza?

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:15 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:57 pm

Making chicha to drink. Finely ground corn meal fermented into a beer. Needs more sugars to ferment right, so someone (usually a woman) will put meal in her mouth and chew on it without swallowing until a mouth full of spit has built up. The spit has enzymes that change starch to sugar. She spits into the mixture to increase the sugar content and make a more alcoholic brew.

There are variations on how the process is done, but I think this is the Amazonian Basin procedure.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
March 29, 2024 10:51 pm

Can’t help it. Chemistry or not. Barf.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  The True Nolan
March 30, 2024 11:33 am

1st time I became aware of this was in the movie Medicine Man with Sean Connery.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:15 pm

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Suds
Suds
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:43 pm

Take me for a ride, Sweetie. Someplace warm. Fire up & saddle up.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
March 29, 2024 11:07 pm

My style.
Forget someplace warm.
You make your own heat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:12 pm

simply gorgeous – take her over those fake models and actresses any day

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:16 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:16 pm

Good to know stuff

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:17 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:29 pm

That dog belong to Cousin It.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
March 31, 2024 1:14 am

KOMODOR!

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