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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:33 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:55 pm

There’s a story here waiting to be told …

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 6:42 pm

But, we don’t know if the story is sad or weird or both.

fujigm
fujigm
  Texas Khaan
March 29, 2024 11:24 pm

Naked ass.
It’s both.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:20 pm

He either loves irony or beer.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:34 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:57 pm

Amazing bodywork … absolutely stunning … no mention of when it was done or by whom.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:58 pm

Amazing bodywork … absolutely stunning … no mention of when it was done or by whom.

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:25 pm

The Silver Cloud.
Stunning SS fab work.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:35 pm
MadMan
MadMan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:41 pm

For helicopters a metal trash can with tannerite and trigger mechanism in the bottom and 200 lbs of nuts and bolts would work well, just sayin

TX Ballistic
TX Ballistic
  nkit
March 30, 2024 11:25 am

Baboon that is deadly accurate with a nail gun for the win. Runner up: raccoon trained to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:36 pm
USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:37 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:01 pm

They didn’t kick any immigrants off Martha’s Vineyard … they had the U S Government move illegal aliens off their island.

I got a name
I got a name
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 6:44 pm

….to a neighbourhood near YOU!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:53 pm

I thought it all started with a guy sacrificing his son on God’s command.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 9:22 pm

it started LONG before that, it just accelerated under the Kenyan

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
March 29, 2024 10:39 pm

1965: The Great Society

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  YourAverageJoe
March 30, 2024 12:31 am

LBJ
Light
Bulb
Johnson
A distinguished member of the Presidential hall of shame, along with Abe, Woodrow,Franklin Delano, Jimmy, Willy J, W., Barry and Josef R. Stolen. Too many honourable mentions to list off the top of my head.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Texas Khaan
March 30, 2024 1:01 pm

Good start!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:38 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:02 pm

Just one more reason why I’ve not used advil in more than 20 years …

Suds
Suds
  Anthony Aaron
March 29, 2024 6:09 pm

Me either, AA.
Those brown M&M’s don’t relieve pain.
Now they’re woke?
I’ll stick with Alleve.

MadMan
MadMan
  Suds
March 29, 2024 6:45 pm

Used to take aleve until I got pancreatitis, that shit hurts !

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:26 pm

We have a disgusting yet satisfying repast for you tonight: roast Robert Law with baked potatoes, carrots, and peas.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 7:31 pm

Since we can’t call peas and corn porn, I guess we can’t call peas and carrots parrots.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 10:33 pm

Kuru, maybe?

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  USA Cowboy
March 31, 2024 1:46 pm

He wants to be the Long Pig?

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:38 pm

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hammie
hammie
  T4C
March 29, 2024 8:28 pm

Does anyone else wonder why, at three years old, he was still crawling?

pauiel
pauiel
  hammie
March 29, 2024 9:03 pm

maybe it was supposed to read “months” not years

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 9:03 pm

And they continue to try and kill us

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:39 pm

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Suds
Suds
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:10 pm

Great picture, USAC.

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 12:27 pm

Suds beat me to it.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:39 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  nkit
March 29, 2024 5:57 pm

Exempt from all vaccine mandates. Not like they go door to door spreading germs…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 29, 2024 3:54 pm

Please explain how any government is any different.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:43 pm

When the alien invasion from their friends in Satans army begins, I plan on being out of here.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 29, 2024 11:33 pm

It’s been that way your whole life.
Were you born last night?
Retard.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:24 pm

his major accomplishment is destroying America, they should have given that as a choice

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:25 pm

those Aussies are a little different

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:42 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:43 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  T4C
March 29, 2024 3:55 pm

Gotta do what you’ve gotta do.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:44 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:24 pm

Those poor people…

I got a name
I got a name
  The True Nolan
March 29, 2024 6:55 pm

Never give up! Never surrender!.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  I got a name
March 31, 2024 7:34 pm

It exploded.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:33 pm

I wouldn’t mind being stuck on an isolated island with Mary Ann.

I got a name
I got a name
  Bob P
March 29, 2024 8:33 pm

and I wouldn’t be fixing that ole radio….. even though I probably could.

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:45 pm

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Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:47 pm

Look! The 2024 Compensator.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:35 pm

The better to run over invaders from Haiti vehicle.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:07 pm

4000 acre solar farm’s solar panels destroyed by hail in Texas …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 30, 2024 8:52 am

The video would be much more enjoyable without the stupid music.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:39 pm

11. Run into a bank and scream,
“Alright! Everybody, on the floor!”
12. Block an armored car in an alley while wearing a facemask, run up and slam a block of modeling clay with wires and a det pin on the hood.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  fujigm
March 30, 2024 5:21 pm

Star in ‘Dumb Ways to Die’ video.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  T4C
March 29, 2024 7:38 pm

Or he screwed your wife.

(Bob P, ruining special moments since 1955.)

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:47 pm

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Paragon
Paragon
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:02 pm

Now, do Trump.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:47 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:40 pm

I just love naked defiance.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:48 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:59 pm

Mr. Bean.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
March 31, 2024 4:57 am

Alfred E. Neuman.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 31, 2024 7:45 pm

A cocksucker.

T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:51 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  T4C
March 29, 2024 7:42 pm

Ata girl!

Paul V
Paul V
  T4C
March 30, 2024 8:56 am

Reminds me of Dad having me drive the old WD Allis in first gear at an idle while he unloaded irrigation pipe.

Tigger
Tigger
  T4C
March 30, 2024 12:34 pm

What a sweetie!

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:53 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
March 29, 2024 11:43 pm

I don’t know.
You certainly think about life sentences differently.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:43 pm

Another great insult if you really think about it is “asshole.”

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:55 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:04 pm

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they’d never end
We’d sing and dance forever and a day
We’d live the life we choose
We’d fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

Song by Mary Hopkin

Paul V
Paul V
  nkit
March 30, 2024 8:59 am

I still have one of those speakers we swiped from the local drive in theatre fifty years ago. Hope the Statute of Limitations has run out by now.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 31, 2024 11:25 pm

Look they’re growing a drive in theater…

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:57 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:06 pm

TREASON?