FRIDAY FAIL

 

 

 

FailBlog

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
1.5K Comments
T4C
T4C
March 29, 2024 3:57 pm

You’ve got quilted blankets, and then you’ve got quilted roads.

comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  T4C
March 29, 2024 11:45 pm

That’s called active maintenance.
As opposed to deferred maintenance.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:58 pm

comment image

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:28 pm

cool sink – if anybody noticed

Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
Endearingly Adorable, per my Wife
  Anonymous
March 30, 2024 2:53 pm

Yeah, I noticed that, plus the TP holder is empty. She’s scrawny, and didn’t hold my attention for very long.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:58 pm
10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
April 1, 2024 1:30 am

Lettin’ a pecker git in his way !

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 3:59 pm

comment image

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:28 pm

I believe that is a cowboy killer or at least a cowboy sedative after uh….I don’t have to tell you do I?

Suds
Suds
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 5:57 pm

Nata Lee, come visit me. I’ll be sweet. You’ll see.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:49 pm

I can’t concentrate because my woody pecker is primed for action.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:16 pm

Thanks Cowboy. Nata is one of my absolute favorites.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 3:59 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:00 pm

comment image

Gregabob
Gregabob
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 5:31 pm

nice drum magazine

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:00 pm

comment image

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:27 pm

My security detail just now got a new member !!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Texas Khaan
March 29, 2024 10:41 pm

I thought of you first

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:00 pm

comment image

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 31, 2024 7:57 am

Ya want to tell me again what ya said about my mom?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:02 pm

comment image

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 11:23 pm

Sure hope the safety is on….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:02 pm

comment image

H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
March 30, 2024 4:06 pm

The ability to make light of difficult or unpleasant situations with some humour is one thing – like Monty Python’s the Life of Brian, or Gary Larson’s The Far Side – but this TBB is not that; this is sad; this speaks to the retarded, to the people who enjoy the slow degradation of their society, to the people who enjoy watching their countrymen being beaten, robbed, murdered and raped.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:03 pm

comment image

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
March 31, 2024 7:01 am

Because he’s a no good criminal piece of shit career politician. Like all career politicians are. Keep voting for them people !

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:04 pm

comment image

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:30 pm

I call him double o dipshit but that’s just how I roll.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:04 pm

comment image

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:30 pm

That seems fair

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:47 pm

Theater.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:05 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:05 pm

comment image

Dane
Dane
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:32 pm

wowza!

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:06 pm

comment image

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 29, 2024 10:11 pm

Bernie committed 2 unforgivable crimes: he robbed fellow tribe members; he got caught doing it.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:06 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:07 pm

comment image

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:32 pm

Thanks…it’s 5 o’clock where I live and you just ruined my dinner AGAIN THANKS!

The better Bob P
The better Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:48 pm

chlamydia from kamala boarder special. All entries open!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:07 pm

comment image

Plato v2.0
Plato v2.0
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:33 pm

Now I’m hungry again but I don’t want to eat….dinner.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:08 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:09 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:10 pm

comment image

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:07 pm

Let’s be very clear and specific. The people in Washington (Senators, Congressmen, all the Executive officers, and the Judicial System) who are defending this open border are traitors. They are literally making war on the United States. They are doing this not by merely allowing an invasion, but by facilitating it and justifying it under color of law. These traitors ought to be arrested, charged, tried, and then executed after a very much deserved guilty verdict.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:10 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:11 pm

comment image

anony
anony
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:17 pm

A better place?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:32 pm

A lot less crime and a lot less whining!!

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:08 pm

For starters it would have a higher IQ.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:29 pm

Not as dark.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:01 pm

It would smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls and lilacs.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:11 pm

comment image

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 6:09 pm

Personally I think it was an accident — but I will bet there is not even the start of a new bridge in 4 or 5 years.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The True Nolan
March 29, 2024 10:14 pm

The rest of her post states that the US Taxpayers will pay for the new bridge … that way the insurance companies won’t conduct a major investigation into just what the truth is.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  Anthony Aaron
March 31, 2024 7:12 am

As far as the paying for it, I’m thinking, “why are the taxpayers footing ANY part of it ?” I thought the ships had insurance for just this thing.

VOWG
VOWG
  The True Nolan
March 30, 2024 7:47 am

Challenge the army, they would create a crossing in less than a year.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  VOWG
March 30, 2024 5:38 pm

The Chinese could knock it out in 6 months.

I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 7:53 pm

More likely a DEI maintenance/repairs to mechanical/electrical systems causing loss of control.
You cannot calculate trajectory over miles of an unpowered 31+ million pound, 1000 feet long 10 story high brick against tides, current and winds and have it hit one of two critical supports. Ever hit the brakes on black ice, you can try but odds are against you having any control.

If it was indeed a planned attack by killing or sabotaging the generators that power all engine, fuel pumps, rudder and electrical drive-by-wire control and hoping for a destructive event then it was just shit house luck that it took out the bridge completely and locked up the port to transport indefinitely. A lucky win.

Just like Boeings DEI hires and the shit house luck that the unbolted door plug took months to come loose and shit house luck that when it did come loose that it did not take out the rear tail stabilizers as that would have been a DIE incident as in lots of dead and destruction to whose ever properties it all lands on .

DEI initiatives have infected all corporate, medical, educational, power, water infrastructures and governments cultures in a mass self destruction plan of western civilization. Merit has been superseded by numerous ticked victim status boxes. It cannot end well!

Think of the movie Idiocracy not as 500 years in the future dystopian nightmare but rather a documentary into our very near future. Boeing, rail lines and the boat people incidents is just the trailer.

Plan accordingly.

Deimos
Deimos
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 8:02 pm

Accidents happen, I suspect dirty fuel.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 9:31 pm

no accident – bridge was blown with explosives. Several vids out there show it. Quit believing what the pedo satanists tell you!

anon
anon
  Anonymous
March 29, 2024 10:13 pm

Why don’t you post a link to one of those vids, dumbass?

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  anon
March 30, 2024 2:47 pm

The main video is the one to watch. This is a respectable establishment that uses old school courtesy for discussions, fuckface.

H2O
H2O
  anon
March 30, 2024 4:14 pm

I’ll bet in high school group projects you were the guy who never contributed; you just relied on everybody else to do everything while you sat on your ass and watched tv. So get off your ass and do some investigation for yourself.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:12 pm

comment image

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
March 30, 2024 11:34 pm

Sure, doc, sure.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:14 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:14 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:14 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:15 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:16 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:16 pm

comment image

Ursel Doran
Ursel Doran
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:49 pm

DemoRat parasites.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:17 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:17 pm

comment image

Paragon
Paragon
  nkit
March 29, 2024 5:51 pm

Keep your hands off me, you filthy ape.

Paul V
Paul V
  nkit
March 30, 2024 8:38 am

Dammit, that’s HUG, not MUG.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:18 pm

comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 11:52 pm

“All the girls love Speedy Gonzalez…”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:19 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:21 pm

comment image

The better Bob P
The better Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 4:56 pm

Where do I buy that ticket?!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  The better Bob P
March 30, 2024 11:37 pm

There will NEVER be a better Bob P.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:21 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:22 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:22 pm

comment image

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 29, 2024 5:46 pm

Ground nesting bees . . .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
March 30, 2024 8:40 am

Did that once with a hay rake and found out an old John Deere B could not out run the bees but I could on foot.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Texas Khaan
April 1, 2024 1:48 am

Yellowjackets !!!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
March 29, 2024 8:54 pm

airing it out.

anon
anon
  nkit
March 29, 2024 10:45 pm

Pathetic mudshark

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:25 pm

comment image

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 29, 2024 7:58 pm

I really want to do those things, but I won’t like it nearly as much if you tell me I have to do them.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:28 pm

comment image

Suds
Suds
  nkit
March 29, 2024 6:03 pm

Classic.

nkit
nkit
March 29, 2024 4:32 pm

comment image

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:43 pm

comment image

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Nocte Volens
March 30, 2024 12:22 am

2 dykes,
on a bike,
am I right?

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:44 pm

comment image

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:47 pm

comment image

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:49 pm

comment image

Nocte Volens
Nocte Volens
March 29, 2024 4:50 pm

comment image

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 29, 2024 4:58 pm

Gotta like the pimp edition
comment image