Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only people trying to put him in jail are Democrats.

“Quiet you!” Judge Merchan told Trump in court. “Stop mentioning that everyone in the legal system who is trying to imprison you just so happens to be a member of the Democrat party. It is completely irrelevant.”

“All instances of Trump noticing this fact will be met with serious legal consequences, which will be administered by Democrats.”

The expanded gag order comes on the heels of an initial order prohibiting Trump from blowing raspberries at members of the press during hearings.

In an expert display of 4D chess, Trump has pivoted to talking directly about the gag order, bringing it up nearly every time he speaks, causing everyone to be reminded of how everyone trying to lock him up are Democrats.

In a new pinned post on Truth Social, Trump said, “The court has ordered me NOT to discuss how everyone trying to put me in jail is a Democrat and I will honor that request ;)”

Though prosecutors have demanded Trump stop exploiting the obvious loophole in his gag order, Judge Merchan was forced to admit that there was “nothing in the rules that says he can’t talk about the gag order.”

At publishing time, Trump had been hit with a new order requiring him to be fitted with an actual gag.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 2, 2024 8:48 pm

My congressional districts representative Lizze Fletcher (D) TX district 7, website will no longer accept my attempts at contacts.
The site says my zip code is unacceptable,and the image checklist is almost never good enough to allow Constituent access.

Lizzie, you Communist cunt, I hope you wake up tomorrow with the mental acuity of your boss, Joe Biden
.er…George Soros.

Dan
Dan
April 2, 2024 10:53 pm

The “legal” system….the ENTIRE “legal” system, is complicit in the lefts conspiracy to destroy Trump.
He will NEVER get a fair and just hearing in a courtroom in America. There is no fixing the system. It is irredeemably corrupt,

zappalives
zappalives
April 3, 2024 1:48 am

The “robed” jackoff sure has a punch-able face.

Ray Gun
Ray Gun
April 3, 2024 7:20 am

The truth must be concealed by the government by any means.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 3, 2024 7:38 am

Bullshit. All theater. Trump is one of them.