CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is “almost” too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University’s Astronomy Department.
The Board of Overseers at the prestigious Ivy League institution was reportedly wowed by Jackson Lee’s insights into the cosmos, with the school immediately seeking to get in touch with her about the department head position.
“Her knowledge blew us away,” said Harvard Interim President Alan Garber. “When she said, ‘The moon is made up of mostly gasses. That’s why the question is why or how could we humans live on the moon’ — that’s when we knew she was Harvard material.”
While some have raised questions about Jackson Lee’s qualifications to lead the school’s Astronomy Department after her comments about the moon being comprised of gases, the board was willing to overlook any criticism. “It’s not about qualifications here at Harvard,” Garber said. “She hasn’t been qualified to serve in Congress all these years, but she’s done it. That says a lot about her ability to overcome adversity and general misunderstandings about basic elements. She literally watched a flag be planted on the moon, thinking it’s being planted in gas – and yet, she got elected to Congress. What a leader!”
Jackson Lee’s office said she would join the school’s faculty within a few weeks and that due to normal legislative inaction, it would not interfere with her ability to continue serving in Congress.
At publishing time, Jackson Lee was planning her first lecture to educate students about the fact that asteroids are made of chocolate.
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What an embarrassment – to our country.
She has never been part of my country. I can see it being embarrassing to Africans.
Country? We’re a colony of Judea/Israel. We will continue to be so as long as long as most White people refuse to caste off the Abrahamic doctrine, of Communism and Christianity. The shackles that bind us are the tendency for most among us to reach for mainstream narrative and name brand institutions, over critical thinking and viable real world solutions.
The Babylon Bee Boys are geniuses
😆 🤣 😂
SheeJack is the congress-ape that represents Houston’s niggertown.
They keep voting her in, yet da nayberhood never gets better, but she be filthy obscenely rich and the nigs can’t connect the fucking dots.
I shit a bag of rusty nickels smarter than that squatter.
As if her speech was not bad enough, did you see her trying to figure out how to wear eclipse glasses? Looks like a two year old trying to put on Sponge Bob sunglasses. The worst part? When she can’t understand how to wear glasses she just tells her handler “jus ack like you can see!”
Being a professional grifter, plus black and woman, she’d be a great fit for corporate academia.
She’s so stupid, she doesn’t realize that she’s named after Confederate Hero’s.
heroes
Paid $15 for two eclipse glasses. POS. We saw an orange crescent in Jacksonboro, SC on our way east to Chucktown.. Gave them to two couples where we stopped at a closed fish camp. Hey, SOTN we’re not gone to hell or crazy since then.
Hay Yankees…if you don’t know WTF is fish camp is or plan to vote for Bidet, stay in NJ.
I was moving a goat pen. I did look up about .5miles from the totality. It was a beautiful glimpse from my periphery of what you might describe as a black sun.
My wife was awed by the deep shadow and change in temp. I thought it was like a really dark cloud that happens all at once.
the Babylon Bee is just…MEAN!!!
Wait until Harvard finds out she plagiarized all of it …
I guarantee my dogs are smarter and smell better to.
too
Eye luvs dem gremmer poliz. Deys keps da res of youse frim looken
dumstupitz.Not gremer poliz, dumkopf.
dumb as a rock, entitled to the core, victim of everything and biggest mouth around. yep, harvard material alright.
Auntie understands she’s got a pile of ebil wypeepo money from all that hard C0ngress grift; Hahvahd will take anyone’s, including Jeffrey “Still Did Not Kill Himself” Epstein.
Harvard material alright, is right.
Just so’s y’all don’t go feelin’ all special fer havin that dumb shit ‘rilla representing ya. My ‘senator for life’ Patty-box o rocks Murray said the reason the moslems loved Osama (currently dead) was the day care centers he built throughout the Middle East… you know, the part of the world where the women wear sacks and aren’t allowed outside unless a male relative goes along for the ride.
Ugly retarded – like her colleague senater J0hn Festerman, Communist Democrat from Pennslavania.
I’d like to hear her theory on Moon Pies…I’ve been a little bored lately.
I’m beginning to wonder if she can actually read…or if she’s just another low IQ grifter…or both.