Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer
Breathe a sigh of relief fellow Homelanders. Fears stoked by MSM over abandoned rice cooker have been abated. Former Miss West Virginia and current unemployed street person Larry Griffin is safely behind bars tonight after a massive manhunt led to the capture and arrest of the elusive 85 IQ indigent on charges of leaving his cooking gear in the subway. Unfortunately he hung himself to death tomorrow morning between shifts in a cell where the cameras will not be working.
Man charged in connection with Manhattan rice cooker scare
NEW YORK (WABC) — The man charged in connection to a suspicious package scare in New York City appeared in court Sunday.
Bail was set at $200,000 for 26-year-old Larry Griffin, a homeless man from West Virginia. He was taken into custody around 1:00 a.m. Saturday in the Bronx.
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