Perusing Shitfuk News looking for a QOTD is hard work, cuz it’s all shit all the time. Yawn. Then I read the below article, about a guy who prefers becoming bear shit, and I knew I hit the mother-lode of who-gives-a-shitness.
When I was little we went to the Bronx Zoo on a regular basis. There were three exhibits I loved more than all the others combined; giraffes (elegant and graceful)), bears (cuddly and adorable), and monkeys (funny as shit).
You don’t have to read the article to answer the questions. Many of you, — such as giraffe killers, bunny murderers, and other badass hunters — will think the guy is a big fat pussy cuz he doesn’t like killing animals just for the fuck of it like some of you fuckers here.
Today’s questions may be mundane but, on the other hand, I believe it reveals certain psychological aspects about yourself.
Q1: What are your Top 3 favorite animals? (Land, sea, or air.)
Q2: If reincarnation is real (just fucken play along, ok?) which animal would you want to come back as, and why? (Only ONE.)
Q3): What do you call a person who at no risk to his own life kills a helpless animal from hundreds of yards away with a high powered rifle loaded with lethal bullets; hero or pussy?
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