Biden Falsely Claims That WWII Uncle Eaten By Cannibals, Twice

Via ZeroHedge

Joe Biden has always been a prolific liar and plagiarist, but on Wednesday he took things to another level.

While attempting to disparage former President Donald Trump for ‘skipping out’ on a 2018 visit to a military cemetery outside Paris (when in fact the Navy made a ‘bad-weather‘ call), Biden claimed that his uncle, 2nd Lt. Ambrose J. “Bozey” Finnegan Jr., was shot down in World War II and eaten by cannibals.

“He was a hell of an athlete, they tell me, when he was a kid. He flew those single-engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones, and he got shot down in New Guinea. They never found the body because there used to be, there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” Biden said during a Wednesday stop in Pittsburgh – an account which appears in the official transcript of his remarks.

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‘I Didn’t Do That,’ Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.-When asked by the press who drew in crayon all over the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House this week, President Biden answered with an emphatic, “I didn’t do that” before quickly shoving a handful of red and blue crayons in his mouth.

“That’s flagrant misinformation,” remarked the President through a full mouth of colored wax. “Mrwighphrggedgh. I didn’t do that.”

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