I finish writing my article and immediately begin prep for tomorrow’s fun. The festivities seem to have died down. I haven’t eaten anything in 24 hours, with another 15 hours before I can eat again.
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I bet you thought this was going to be a post about the economy or financial system. Nope. It’s actually about shit. The countdown has started. I’m 50 years old and my dreaded colonoscopy is scheduled for tomorrow morning. I had to do a blog about the experience.
When I told my cat what I had to do, this was his reaction.
He remembered what happened to his buddy mittens.
I’m not that worried about the actual procedure since I’ll be knocked out. I’m dreading what begins at 3:00 pm. I get to consume massive doses of laxatives. I might have to use my laptop for blogging tonight.
My family better be aware of what is coming.
If you go to the Obamacare website to see if colonoscopies are covered, it takes you to this webpage. Great news!!! The TSA performs colonoscopies are free.
This will be me tomorrow morning.
I’m looking forward to a truly shitty experience. At least I’ll lose 5 pounds.
I’ll be sure to post pictures of any polyps they might find.