3 TO 5 INCHES ON THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING

I know Stuck has to deal with that every day of his life (bada bing), but getting 3 to 5 inches of snow on March 20, the first day of Spring, really pisses me off. We’ve had one 58 degree day in all of March and now another snow storm. My Friday night commute is already the worst of the week. With the boneheads who can’t drive in snow, I’m just about guaranteed a 2 hour commute home tonight. This will not be a funny Friday. If any asshole tells me this is due to global warming (oh I forgot – climate change) I’ll tear their fucking head off.