Carol Sue Kirken, a 75 year-old, wealthy grandmother from Michigan was killed recently by a hippo while on a safari in Tanzania. The article I read gave absolutely zero details about how this tragedy occurred. None.
Predictably, most of the people who commented on the article asked the same questions. Did she not know that hippos are the most dangerous mammals on Earth and kill an average of 3,000 people annually? How did she ever get too close to the killer hippo in the first place? Where were the safari guides when this happened and what security protocols were used for all members of the safari? Pretty reasonable questions.
Then there was this comment from BozoPolitics, which I found to be outrageously funny and just about as politically incorrect as you can get. He would be an ideal candidate for membership in the TBP community. What do you think?
BozoPolitics said, “I’ve had some hippos chase me out of some bars late at night…..if I’d have fallen they would’ve probably gotten me….. Whew!”
