Tag: Jeebus

Mr. Jim, my beloved servant, a man after my own heart, is spreading the Good News to the ends of the earth, to the heathens in Shamrock.

In his absence, I have decided to humble myself, and make myself available to you puny specks of dust.

You may aks me any question you’d like, and I will answer it … if I can, because that “All Knowing” stuff is mostly a crock of Satan poo. Nevertheless, I do possess tremendous Wisdom.

And for my sake don’t waste your ONE question aksin’ if you’re going to heaven. The following people and animal are going to hell;

—- Nonanonymous

—- Billy

—- bb

—- little bb

—- Llpoh and SSS have one foot in hell, but I haven’t made up my mind yet.

The rest of you are in and will behold my glory.

So …. what do you want to know?

 

P.S.;  This is NOT a hoax.  I AM the one you seek. Aks wisely.