Have you ever wondered what sex must have been like for Superman? Bullshit! YES, you have! Surely you have imagined Louis Lane giving Superman a blowjob …. and then wondered if Superman’s ejaculation would have shot right through Ms. Lane’s pretty little head! Well, if you haven’t wondered … you do now!
Fantastic Four’s “The Thing” has it even worse. He looks like a turd rolled in peanuts. In the first Fantastic Four movie The Thing has a romantic interest with a blind woman … because, you know, a blind woman would never be able to figure out, “Hey, my hubby is rock hard because he has a stone dick!”. I suspect she would find something amiss when his irregularly-shaped rocky-plated pecker chafed her vaginny in a medically unsound and terrifying fashion. Next time she’ll just jack him off. At least she’ll get a free handful of gravel.
Anyway, I know we have a fair amount of SciFi fans here. In previous posts from days gone by a few mentioned admiration for Larry Niven. He wrote one of my most favorite sci-fi books of all time, “The Mote In God’s Eye”. Anyway, from wiki …….
“Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” is a 1969 essay in which science fiction author Larry Niven details the problems that Superman would face in sexual intercourse and reproducing with “a human woman designated LL for convenience,” using arguments based on humorous reconciliation between physics, biology, and the abilities of Kryptonians as presented in Superman comic books.”
Try to enjoy the diversion. Hey … at least this isn’t nearly as bad as my man-who-fucks-horses article.
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