Tag: Minneapolis is a shithole

Via Blue State Conservative

[Editor’s Note: The following piece is satire. So, before someone has a conniption and calls Jack Dorsey or Merrick Garland to have us decapitated, take a deep breath, and relax.]

PRESS RELEASE: MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL, NOVEMBER 7, 2021

Given the violence perpetrated on the good citizens of our city by the Minneapolis Police Department (MPD) last year, the city council felt that it was appropriate for citizens to be offered an alternative to the police.  That was the purpose for the ballot measure provided in the election of November 2.  It gave the people of Minneapolis an opportunity to share their opinions.  Would they like to move to a more sensitive and equitable means of community safety, or continue with a fascistic and inherently racist uniformed police presence.  The election was very close, but by a narrow margin of only 11%, the public chose to remain with a militaristic approach to policing.  We the City Council have heard you loud and clear.  Democracy has spoken.  We will retain the MPD.

Continue reading “Oh CRAP! A Press Release From The Minneapolis City Council”

Via Blue State Conservative

Beginning in March of last year, the most recent count of Covid deaths involving Minnesota minors stands at three. Broken down by group, one child was between the ages of 0-4 and two others were between the ages 5-9. Not a single child between the ages of 10-18 has been recorded to have died from Covid complications.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not wishing for a higher body count; I am merely observing the disconnect between narrative and reality.  Given the tremendous fear porn, one might expect more than just three deaths among the 1.3 million young people aged 0-18.

Continue reading “INSANITY: Minnesota Children Three Times More Likely To Be Killed By Gang Violence Than Covid”