Another 18,000 synergy savings on the unemployment rolls. These are all high paying professional and manufacturing jobs. GONE. POOF!!!
Welcome to the Obama jobs recovery.
But they have no need to worry. These formerly employed professionals can just take in a Guatemalan illegal immigrant and earn $73,000 per year – TAX FREE!!!!
Isn’t America great?
Maybe these professionals can utilize their high tech skills as a clerk at an Apple Store or waiting on the oligarchs at their Hamptons cocktail parties.
How much do you want to bet Microsoft will be hiring a few thousand Far Eastern slave laborers to pick up the slack.
If we just lower the corporate tax rate, I’m sure Microsoft will hire them back.
Microsoft Announces 18,000 Layoffs, Three Time More Than Expected
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/17/2014 08:16 -0400
While the news was reported earlier this week, it is perhaps notable that what was once considered the leading US tech company has also succumbed to the great “jobless” US recovery (in which the US economy is somehow adding 200K+ jobs every month even as it is firing millions). Furthermore, what was supposed to be 6,000 layoffs has just tripled to 18,000.
From the PR:
Microsoft Corp. today announced a restructuring plan to simplify its operations and align the recently acquired Nokia Devices and Services business with the company’s overall strategy.
These steps will result in the elimination of up to 18,000 positions over the next year. Of the total, about 12,500 professional and factory positions will be eliminated through synergies and strategic alignment of the Nokia Devices and Services business acquired by Microsoft on April 25.
The actions associated with the plan are expected to be substantially complete by Dec. 31, 2014, and fully completed by June 30, 2015.
The company expects to incur pre-tax charges of $1.1 billion to $1.6 billion over the next four quarters, including $750 million to $800 million for severance and related benefit costs, and $350 million to $800 million of asset-related charges.
If only Tim Geithner had qualified his “Welcome to the Recovery” August 2010, NYT oped a little bit better, none of this would have been a surprise. Actually, it isn’t a surprise at all. And now, back to MSFT stock which surges on the news and lifts the market to recorder highs even as thousands more end up on the street, which has largely been the whole story of the “recovery” to date.
