Crikey! Do you know how exciting this is?!?! We’ve just come across one of the rarest species in the world. The male zebra patterned whale tail. Crikey! We’re making history today folks!
I don’t mean to overgeneralize but every grandmother in my hometown of Pittsburgh dresses like this. It’s a very gangster town and we know who not to mess with: (1) Grandmas & (2) Wu-tang Clan because they ain’t never ones to f*ck with.
Role Models: Not everyone gets a first round draft pick.
It appears as though someone slashed that back end and now that diesel is leaking oil everywhere. That’s not good for anybody.
In case you were wondering at what point you might be coddling your child too long, a dead giveaway is when he is big enough to dunk a basketball and you still have him in a papoose.
Walmart sells mobile lap dances now? Speaking of strippers, I’ve always wanted to open a strip club/day care center called ‘Kiddies & Titties’. Somebody make that happen.
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive.
Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow.
My man’s legs here are smoother than a baby’s bottom! Unfortunately if I caressed them ever so gently all the way to the top, I may not like what awaits me.
SEE MORE FREAKS AT PEOPLE OF WAL-MART
Oh my God, and to think our tax dollars are paying for these people.
Obese baby boomers shitting themselves, a glimpse of things to come…
I honestly don’t know why I even look. How do you force your mind to barf?
Gag me with a fork! BC-LR to all
Just when you think you have seen it all, along comes the lady with the exposed piss bag. That about sums up any measure of self respect or dignity one might have had left for the masses. What a fuckin doucheola.
You said ‘titties’ my brain stopped functioning.
It has been several Friday cycles since I’ve clicked on the Walmart Freak show.
I regret the decision.
I am now blind.
That last picture was bb.
Lap dance couple– looks like she’s damn good at polishing a helmet.
And folks have the fucking gall to wonder what happened to the middle class.