WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

907

Is that a mouse or a rat in your purse? I’m not sure the difference, and to be frank I really don’t care. You are gross either way girl.

909

With all the moons in all the galaxies in the entirety of space, I don’t think we will ever discover one that hairy.

910

Ohhh you were so close to being just pasty white enough where it would look like you’re wearing an entire white shirt. Dangit. Looks like you came up….short?

905

Your side titty looks like that leopard is on its death bed trying to eek out its dying declaration. Someone put that poor creature out of its misery.

906

Ohhh, let me know if you find anything good down there. I mean, I highly doubt it. Back in the gold rush days more people wound up broke and covered with mud than ones who found anything, but bless your heart for trying.

904

I see what you did there. Trying to distract us from your bottom biscuits with those crazy socks. I’m not falling for your tricks you booty sorceress you!

903

Hey, all of those clowns in the car have to be going somewhere. Just makes sense that it’s Walmart.

902

Mohawk not getting you enough attention? Dye it. So which of these Mr. T apprentices wears it better?

901

You either have a shitty tattoo artist or ugly kids, I can’t know for sure.

900

♫ Fupa dupa, doopity do. I’ve got another riddle for you.♫

899

Two points for color coordinating.

896

Hope you got on some good undies. You don’t want your balls to drop out of your skirt.

895

Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already.

898

I’m just impressed you were able to dodge the bull and distract the rodeo clown long enough to steal his clothing. That’s impressive.

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Maggie
Maggie
September 12, 2015 1:52 pm

These scare me, but since going to Walmart with my son in Columbia, Md last month and seeing these people in person, I’ve forced myself to look at these each week. What is wrong with people that they will go out in public like this? These people aren’t all mentally ill. They are actually DRESSED this way.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
September 12, 2015 5:29 pm

Everytime I go to wallyweird these people seem determined to block the aisle, go in thru the door marked “Exit”… Dress like some inbred from Alabama backwood…I think it is the only way to get humans to speak to them, even if its only ” Excuse Me!!”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 12, 2015 5:40 pm

Wally World, it’s not a vacation, it’s a quest for fun.