MACY’S IMPLODING, CATCHING DOWN TO SEARS & PENNEY’S

About that resilient consumer and the tremendously low unemployment rate of 5%, maybe someone should tell Macy’s why their sales and profits continue to plummet. Their stock is down 13% today to a three year low of $40. It has fallen 45% in the last four months. It seems the market doesn’t like it when your sales fall 5.2% over last year and your profits crash by 46%. And this is after you close a bunch of your worst performing stores. I have a feeling they might be announcing the closure of another 100 stores after this upcoming disastrous Christmas season.

It was interesting that when I looked for their earnings announcement link on Marketwatch, it was no where to be found. So I went to their website, and now I know why they don’t want the results too widely viewed. It’s much worse than the headlines reveal. When you examine their balance sheet and cash flow statement, you see the looming disaster on the horizon. The executives running this retail titanic might be the dumbest fuckers on earth.

Let’s examine their brilliant strategic moves:

  • They have burned through $574 million of cash in the last year.
  • Despite sales FALLING by 5.2%, these idiots have increased their inventory 4.6% or $356 million. Get ready for some 80% off sales at Macy’s. That should do wonders for margins.
  • They have increased their short term debt by $781 million. That means they owe that within the next year, while only having $474 million of cash on hand. And this is while entering a holiday season guaranteed to be awful.
  • This company has more than double the amount of debt to equity.
  • And now for the cherry on top. The greedy blithering idiot CEO of this sinking ship borrowed money to buy back 31.6 million shares at an average price of $57 per share. He bought back $1.8 billion of stock in order to boost EPS and his own executive compensation. As I mentioned earlier, the stock is at $40 today. He lost $537 million of shareholder money with this inexplicably idiotic move. And this was after buying back $1.5 billion of stock in the previous year. This dude deserves a big fat fucking raise.

The CEO’s of retailers in this country must be the dumbest, greediest, most short sighted motherfuckers on the planet. Bricks and mortar retailing has been in decline since 2007. Anyone who can’t see that is either blind, stupid, or a graduate of an Ivy League business school. Macy’s, Sears, and Penny’s are toast.

They can buy back stock, advertise, offer 60% off sales, give away coupons, or whatever other bullshit they learned over the years. It’s all for naught. They are dead retailers walking. If they want to survive, they should conserve cash, close their 30% worst performing stores and settle for being a niche player. It won’t happen. The egos of these dumbass retail CEOs won’t allow them to see the truth. They will take these retail titanics to the bottom of the sea.

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Dutchman
Dutchman
November 11, 2015 11:51 am

Here in Mpls we had Dayton’s (Gov is Mark Dayton – heavily drugged) Dept Stores. Sold to Marshall Fields, then became Macy’s.

Just cheap shit. They use a price list with a 70% margin, then discount 50% off that – to make it seem like you’re getting a deal.

Stucky
Stucky
November 11, 2015 11:57 am

Things are even worse than Admin says.

Actual photo of folks practicing for this year’s Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade;

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Dutchman
Dutchman
November 11, 2015 12:35 pm

My mother used to be pretty high up in the fashion business ( 1950 – 1980 ). She went to Paris, Milan, etc. I’ve heard a lot of stories.

At one time these department stores were all separate entities. Not any more. By 1970, most were having problems. Holding companies (like Federated) bought them, then consolidated the stores. All that is left is the name. Sorta like slapping a Cadillac emblem on a Chevy and calling it an Escalade.

So what is a department store? Well it’s nothing more than a line of credit. Corporate borrows a couple of $ billion, buys shit from China, then sells it, and turns a 5% profit.

All these department stores are owned by just a few corporations:

Federated owns: Macy’s, Bloomingdale’s, I. Magnin (defunct), Stern’s (defunct), Marshall Field’s (defunct), Filene’s (defunct) and some others involving the Macy’s name. Founded in 1929, operates 465 stores. Federated acquired May Department Stores in 2005 for $11B. The company changed its name to Macy’s in 2007.

Hudson Bay owns: Lord & Taylor, Saks Fifth Avenue.

Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf Goodman are owned by Warburg Pincus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 11, 2015 1:01 pm

I’d be more interested in seeing total retail sales figures for the United States than individual retail store sales.

I.m wondering how much the internet has affected traditional store sales, whether overall sales are up, down, or about the same when everything is added in.

kokoda
kokoda
November 11, 2015 1:14 pm

This is good news for Macy’s – they deserve it for cutting ties with Trump clothing cuz the stupid owners didn’t agree with his politics.

Hurray – go to zero you stupid fucks.

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze
November 11, 2015 1:41 pm

Well said sir, you should be a consultant

Lysander
Lysander
November 11, 2015 1:52 pm

Thirty years ago I loved JC Penny’s and Sears. All my tools were from Sears and just about everything else from Penny’s.

Dutchman
Dutchman
November 11, 2015 2:05 pm

Who’s the fuck that voted down?

Thinker
Thinker
November 11, 2015 2:35 pm

It’s so bad for Macy’s that they’re reconsidering their State Street location here in Chicago (the former Marshall Field’s):

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20151111/NEWS12/151119968/macys-rethinks-state-street-flagship?utm_source=NEWS12&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=chicagobusiness

Lysander
Lysander
November 11, 2015 2:35 pm

Jesus, even Dollar General dropped. Where are people getting necessities, food banks? This is going to be an interesting Christmas season for the retailers. At least NOAA is on top of the situation.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
November 11, 2015 2:50 pm

Some of you know I recently bought a used Prius Plug-In. I love the car, but it had a slow leak in the right front tire…a couple of pounds loss per day. So last Sunday I figured I better get it fixed before something bad happens, so I call around town to the usual suspects (Firestone, Pep Boys) and they’re booked solid. So I thought, maybe the local Sears store at the mall has an automotive dept. Drove around to the back of the mall and voila, they DO have an automotive department….and only one car in the entire shop, all the other bays were empty, grease monkeys just sitting around.
They got right on it, but long story short, the hole in the tire had already been plugged but was too big for the plug (thus the leak). Bottom line, new tire and $109 out the door.
I couldn’t believe they were that dead in the middle of a weekend day.

nycjeff
nycjeff
November 11, 2015 3:29 pm

Perhaps in the future, people will fly surveillance drones through abandoned macy stores like they did when they explored the Titanic. “Look, an intact set of China on display” “The dust is nearly an inch thick in some places, while other places look like they were just cleaned”

suzanna
suzanna
November 11, 2015 3:32 pm

“They can buy back stock, advertise, offer 60% off sales, give away coupons, or whatever other bullshit they learned over the years. It’s all for naught. They are dead retailers walking. If they want to survive, they should conserve cash, close their 30% worst performing stores and settle for being a niche player. It won’t happen. The egos of these dumbass retail CEOs won’t allow them to see the truth. They will take these retail titanics to the bottom of the sea.”

My take? These higher end expensive stores sell really crummy China stuff.
I have been threatened before (in a Kohl’s) for a perceived skip in line/new cashier arrived
and directed people to her counter. Kohl’s sells lower end stuff actually. Regardless,
malls and stores/parking lots are no longer safe. CEO types may steal the company money
but safety and overpriced China stuff are contributing to a loss of sales.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 11, 2015 5:37 pm

Avalon is in for some loving tonight!

Lulu
Lulu
November 11, 2015 6:01 pm

Macy’s, Sears, and Penney’s sale absolute crap with poor customer service. Dillards, Nordstrom, and Belk are the only decent middle class dept stores left that I know of — although I may be missing some regional. I’m no fan of Kohls but who would pay Penneys prices when Kohls exists. And then Sears sells clothes that will fall apart at first wash (except for Lands End) and they no longer make their tools in America and it shows — so why go there. As for Macy’s, try finding a clerk or open register to buy their constantly on clearance crap with coupons that only work on certain items.

B
B
November 11, 2015 8:46 pm

Maybe people are catching on to trying to fill the holes in their lives with Knicky Knacky Crappy? The homes of people are filled to the gills with consumer shit and it is nearly all so worthless that it is all throw away. Appliances, tools, electronics, etc. when it quits working, you toss the shit. Everything is garbage.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
November 11, 2015 9:48 pm

My wife has accounts from here to the Philippines and gets a Macy’s flyer every other day. I would never go into a store that has a huge commie star logo even if it was cheaper than a thrift store that also sold day old bread, dented cans and gave out hooker discount coupons.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 11, 2015 10:40 pm

Jim,

You may be interested in an anecdote I heard today. Target Corp is based here in Minneapolis. They laid off a boatload of people six months ago after their debacle of venturing into Canada big-time and then pulling the plug on Canada only a year later. Well apparently a lot of the people they laid off at the downtown Mpls center (high salaried management in many cases) have already been hired back. If fact, some of them are getting severance pay checks PLUS new salary pay checks after having had the summer off.

starfcker
starfcker
November 12, 2015 3:16 am

Didn”t macy’s drop it’s donald trump line over the summer. The stupid, it burns

HeIsKingofKings
HeIsKingofKings
November 13, 2015 9:12 am

I paid of my balance and shredded my Macys AMEX card. I had shopped there for over two decades. I will no longer purchase anything from this store or Target. Why. They were the supporters of the Supreme Courts ruling on Gay Marriage. Yes they support Sodomite behavior. So they pander to 1.5 percent of the Adult Gay population, while ignoring the 98.5 percent of the consumers with the money to keep them in business. Just Say No To Macys and Target. Looser stores who deserve to go out of business.

HeIsKingofKings
HeIsKingofKings
November 13, 2015 9:22 am

I left some things out on the above post.. Sears, JC Penny’s, Staples, Office Max and Office Depot., add them to the list of “Looser stores” who support the destruction of America by tearing Families apart by supporting stupid- a*s Supreme Court rulings on Gay/Sodomite Marriage. Oh yes, lets not forget Target Pushing Beneficial Dog Food laced with Chinese Anti-Freeze. And they don’t even care.

I almost lost our Family Dog from that. Don’t believe it. Do some research. It’s all there for everyone to see. They all suck, have crappy customer service and need to go out of business. I got along just fine before they came to town and will do just fine when they close shop.

Bill
Bill
November 13, 2015 1:55 pm

they are all imploding because of there progressive anti traditional policies, as for Macys it should go out of business for what it has said and done against traditional families who make up most of there business. you want sodomite behavior Macys then you will go down with the ship.

Guillermo
Guillermo
November 13, 2015 4:08 pm

That is what they get for pissing off the Trumpster and his supporters.

Beano McReano
Beano McReano
November 13, 2015 6:48 pm

Macy’s is a nice store but you can get things cheaper on the internet. Most of what you need. It should be selling either very wanted items, higher-end stuff, or mostly clothes and shoes and very carefully selected.

Sedona Rocks
Sedona Rocks
November 15, 2015 11:21 pm

I don’t shop at Macy’s anymore and have not for a while. It used to be a nice place and had quality merchandise. Now the stores are messy and dirty and the fitting rooms stay trashed with clothes on the floor, ect. They have all those damn vouchers and silly extra points. That huge red star looks like something to do with the Nazi concentration camps. It was bad energy all the way around. The greed and power crazed ceo’s are killing this country.