WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Because “Home Wrecking Whore” isn’t very kid friendly.

1106

Listen officer, I couldn’t pick her up if I tried. Hahahaha *officer puts on cuffs*

1104

So much romance in the air today….or the guys from Jackass have decided to make a porno.

1107

Who needs Tinder when you can just shop at Walmart?!?!

1101

Why are there so many people in the world that don’t know how to wear underwear properly? They can be backwards, inside out, not on at all and nobody would be the wiser. Yet, people still manage to showcase how bad they are at dressing themselves.

1102

Dude, if you love America that much why don’t you treat your balls to some freedom and let them out?

1100

In case you’re wondering why girls love sundresses, it’s because they can do this in Walmart. Coincidentally, it is the same reason guys love them.

1103

Thanks for spelling that out, but the fact that you’re an adult painted up like a cat pretty much let us all know that already. Even the people in the Broadway show Cats hate their lives. If you insist on painting your face at least be something cool, don’t waste it on being a shitty cat.

1098

Great, now this will cause a national outcry on social media from the Pro-Meth supporters bitching about his van. Thanks millennials.

1097

You just got Santabombed little girls. Real talk though, if everyone chips in a few dollars we can start a company that just hires this guy and similar dudes to just go around and pop up in on every teenage girls group selfie shots. It would make the world a better place. One I’m happy to contribute to.

1099

Not all Back 2 Backs are champions….remember that.

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GREENVILLE — A violent attack was caught on camera in the Greenville Walmart store, and police say it happened when a customer became angry about another customer she thought cut her in line.

“She grabbed me and she was like wham!” the victim, Deanne Kenworthy, told FOX 45, “I mean she slammed me hard.”

1092

“Who ya gonna call?” – Definitely somebody else. In fact, I might just keep these ghosts around. Seems like less of a burden than dealing with you actually.

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In case you’re wondering what you get when you take a bunch of Aussies and send ’em to a Walmart in Hawaii, we’ve got that answer covered. People Of Walmart is worldwide everybody, there is no escaping it.

1094

Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild.

1093

This seem rather close actually. Perhaps a little more hidden knives to shank someone trying to jack that last iPad for sale, but other than that I’d say it’s spot on. Can’t wait for next week to see how we as a society haven’t learned anything from years past.

1090

Something just seems a tad off with the Firefly family from House of a 1,000 Corpses here. Perhaps it’s the cute pink bunny, perhaps not. But something just seems not quite right.

1088

The Terminator, The Governator, The Schwarzenegger blessing us all with his presence at America’s store.

*Secretly hoping a T-1000 pops up and a major brawl ensues!*

1091

If you look very, very closely you’ll notice this dude is rocking some camo yoga pants that are so tight he probably won’t be able to father any children even if he found a mate.

1089

This guys got no worries because he just….plays it by ear.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 21, 2015 11:43 pm

The babe in the cart would give the Beautiful Blonde a run for her money.