Well it’s here. What you have all been waiting for. The TBP STORE OF DOOM. You can now buy your very own Burning Platform shirt, hat, mug, or bumper sticker. If Zero Hedge can do it, why can’t we. The link to the store in on the right side of the page. It is really just Zazzle merchandise with Burning Platform logos. My master plan is to sell enough mugs that I can buy a place at Doug Casey’s Argentina hideaway for when the shit hits the fan.

For someone who purchases most of his clothes from the 80% off clearance rack at Kohl’s when I have a 20% coupon, the prices seem a little steep, but it was the easiest way to set up a store. If someone can point me to a Chinese vendor that uses child slave labor, I’d appreciate it, as long as you don’t mind a lead based coating on your coffee mug and asbestos fibers in your t-shirts.

If you have suggestions for other products and maybe witty sayings on the merchandise, feel free to let me know. Zero Hedge sells women’s thongs with the phrase – Warning: Contains Zero Hedge

I was thinking we could add a few interesting products like a line of Smokey Underwear with the words – Objects Appear Larger than they Are in Your Mind

50 Ways to Stew a Squirrel would be a big seller.

David Pierre’s Canada Fishing Guide

A line of French Military paraphenalia

A line of RE shirts with appropriate logos.

And lastly a line of SSS shoe-phones

Now buy some shit and make me rich.