Updated Post from last week. The three game series for the championship of the Suburban League starts tonight at Face Off Circle in Warminster. The LC Crusaders take on the Hatboro Horsham Infidels. No one gets out alive. Hopefully, there will be parents from HH near me so I can mock and ridicule them while we’re kicking their asses.
HHES
I will be out of touch tonight. Hockey playoffs begin. Lose tonight and the season is over. Win and we advance to a 3 game series for the championship. It’s all on the line. Avalon will be the one cringing when her baby goes into the corner and gets smacked into the glass. I’ll be the one standing on my seat yelling at the ref and screaming at Kevin to hit somebody. I have lost my voice during certain games in the past.
I gave him my advice this morning before I left for work:
NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE
Assistant Captain on far left Kevin Quinn – 3rd leading scorer for the Crusaders.
Playoff Hockey !!
SHSHL Varsity playoffs start this week.
The LC Boys will take on Upper Dublin Thursday, February 24 at 8:40 PM.
GO CRUSADERS!!!
Go Crusaders beat the Caliphates!
Hammer those bitchez
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Great sport. Go Crusaders!! Kick ass and take names. As my football coach used to say the meat wagons are for their team, fill em up.
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How did you get my freshman, sophomore and junior yearbook pictures in a row. I didn’t bother going to 12th grade after those “fun times” in high school. Go Quinn boys!
IF you’re lucky a hockey game will break out amongst the battles.
And how did the Landsdale Catholic Crusaders fare ?
Did they win a hard-fought victory over Upper Dublin (who sucked shit )?
Or did they get smoked and leave the building like fucking curs ?
The verdict is………..?
Looks like the Crusaders still have their teeth. Nice! When I was at college, the players on our team were “dentally challenged”, so to speak. Mouthguards were for pussies. I remember one stick check to the mouth during one of the games – the players skated around several teeth for the remainder of the game.
Hockey is a great game. The only tougher game I have ever seen is lacrosse. They get to hit you with a fucking stick and it is legal. Hurling is pretty tough too. Irish have heads almost as thick as Indians.
LANSDALE CATHOLIC 5
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UPPER DUBLIN 3
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Kevin Quinn flattened 3 Upper Dublin players with solid checks and earned a well deserved cross checking penalty with 30 seconds to go for coming to the defense of his teammate.
The score was closer than the game. UD scored two goals in the last minute with their goaltender pulled. A dominating performance by the Crusaders. Avalon only had to nudge me once for yelling at the referee.
That’s good to hear. I’m glad nobody came out looking like this guy.
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There’s a team named “Catholic Crusaders”!?
Holy Shiznit that’s actually really funny
Colma
We treat every team like Mooslims.
Congrats to Kevin and Landsdale for sending Upper Dublin home, beaten curs with their tales between their legs.
I hope this isn’t Quinn jr in a couple of years:
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Nothing makes a parent prouder than to watch their children go to battle in a sports arena.
Admin: “Hatboro Harsham Infidels”
You’re cracking me up, man… If that’s really their name I will bust a nut.
Championship against the Dearborne Skinny Jihadis coming soon?
New York Yamikas?
Their real name is the Hatboro Horsham Hatters. What a pussy name.
That was me above (stupidtouchscreen)!
My son tells me that we were outnumbered by the Hatters about 100-1 and that their fans were lowlife-level, sort of like Penn State fans.
Robmu1
Read my Heartbreaker post for a full story. It looked like Ryan was more interested in that chick he was with.