MAN TRIED TO SELF IMMOLATE HIMSELF IN HOUSTON LAST WEEK

Stay focused on your iGadgets and latest episode of Duck Dynasty. Let all your Facebook internet friends know what you ate for breakfast and how you feel about those dastardly Tea Party terrorists. Your owners don’t want you to focus on the increasingly desperate acts of Americans across the country. All is well. People lighting themselves on fire isn’t a big deal. Focus on your fantasy football team and root for your favorite political party in the Debt Ceiling Super Boil. The Fourth Turning mood change isn’t real. Right?

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Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
October 6, 2013 11:49 am

The “view full article” link brings you back to this same page…

Mary Malone
Mary Malone
October 6, 2013 3:40 pm

I clicked on the link and then the video, which provides the local TV segment.

The poor souls – Houston, and DC who felt the need to be heard in this way.

God help us.

SKINBAG
SKINBAG
October 6, 2013 4:36 pm

Duck Dynasty
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Duck Dynasty

The Robertsons: (left to right) Miss Kay, Phil, Willie, Si, Jase, and Korie
Genre Reality

Starring • Willie Robertson
• Phil Robertson
• Jase Robertson
• Si Robertson
• Kay Robertson
• Korie Robertson
• Missy Robertson
• Jep Robertson
• Jessica Robertson
Narrated by Willie Robertson

Duck Dynasty is an American reality television series on A&E. It shows the lives of the Robertson family, who became wealthy from their family-operated business, Duck Commander, operated in West Monroe, Louisiana, which makes products for duck hunters, primarily the duck call named Duck Commander.

The first season was released on iTunes and on DVD in July 2012.[28]
Ratings[edit]
An hour-long Christmas special premiered on December 5, 2012 as the season two finale and became (at the time) the most-watched A&E episode in the network’s history.[29]
The February 27, 2013, the season three premiere tallied 8.6 million viewers, including five million in the adults 25–54 demographic and five million in adults 18–49 demographic, making the premiere (at the time) the most watched telecast in network history, beating the season two finale.[30]
The one-hour season three finale (shown on April 24, 2013) tallied 9.6 million viewers, with 5.6 million in the Adults 25–54 demographic and 5.5 million in the Adults 18–49 demographic, making it the highest rated telecast in A&E history.[31]

flash
flash
October 6, 2013 4:44 pm

Strange days indeed..

SKINBAG
SKINBAG
October 6, 2013 4:54 pm

Just a few weeks ago I started noticing ‘Duck Dynasty’ t-shirts, flashlights and hats popping up at convenience stores, truck stops and at Wally World. THIS SHIT IS EVERYWHERE ! (And the peasants are buying it up as if it were gold). I wondered “WTF is Duck Dynasty” ? Now I know. Is this Honey Boo Boo’s replacement ?

Who REALLY gives one shit fuck about the DUCK DYNASTY family ? I guess millions of idiots do. These days, when ever I go out into the public realm I am an OBSERVER. And what I am observing is that as a society WE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED !!! THEY ARE FUCKING CLUELESS as to the SHIT STORM headed our way, but as long as they can stare into their cell phones “life is good”.

flash
flash
October 6, 2013 5:42 pm

Administrator says:

“Duck Dynasty is Honey Boo Boo for dudes”…..lacking spines, dicks and a sense of purpose, which is most.

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
October 6, 2013 6:07 pm

As possible the only TPB member that actually owns several duck calls I never fuckin heard of these people. Have several Faulks duck and goose reed calls and a peeper for woodies and teal.

Early Teal soon. Geese season is really long this year prolly lobbying from golf courses………

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 6, 2013 6:14 pm

JIMSKI says: As possible the only TPB member that actually owns several duck calls I never fuckin heard of these people.

Do you live in the USA?

flash
flash
October 6, 2013 6:18 pm

anon was me.
I’ve shot a duck to two in my day and have no TV service or attend Wal Mart mass , but yet, somehow I was leaked Duck Dynasty was important to a nation of morons.
And, I thought I was outa’ da’ loop, but apparently Jimmyski done upped me one.

flash
flash
October 6, 2013 6:21 pm

Actually, I’m surprised the state pwnded ditzy dullards didn’t shoot the guy to death to prevent him from taking his own life.

Maddie's Mom
Maddie's Mom
October 6, 2013 6:29 pm

Admin wrote:

“Wal-Mart is jammed with Duck Dynasty…..crap.”

Just another reason to stay far, far away.

From Wal-Mart that is.

As for duck, all i know is, it’s very delicious!

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
October 6, 2013 7:13 pm

What the ef is this “duck dynasty” nonsense?

I see no evidence of it on the north side of Chicago, from which I scarcely ever wander.

eugend66
eugend66
October 7, 2013 12:54 am

Fuck the Duck Dynasty!! In my country AXN (a SONY Corp. Company) air the show on their Science Fiction Channel. Fuck that!! I`m a SF fan and they messed the channel with that idiotic documentary.

Mad King George
Mad King George
October 8, 2013 11:39 am

+1000 Skinbag. In the UK we have The Only Way Is Essex, which seems to have been upgraded to The Only Way is Vegas – braindead nonsense and the masses love it!

Best regards,

MKG

Eddie
Eddie
October 8, 2013 11:46 am

“I have no TV service or attend Wal Mart mass , but yet, somehow I was leaked Duck Dynasty was important to a nation of morons.”

Never underestimate the power of the internet to make you aware of things you really don’t care to know about at all.

Dan
Dan
October 8, 2013 12:14 pm

everywhere I turn in our smallish town I see duck dynasty crap, There are entire store sections devoted to their useless novelty shit. I am looking forward to their 15 minutes expiring, however I realize whatever the replacement is will probably be far worse. There is never a shortage of imbeciles to portray on TV the worst humanity has to offer.